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Have you seen my husband?
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 9:49 am
by Mrs Sleep
Hello, Mrs Sleep here. My husband hasn't been home for some weeks now. Has anyone seen him? I'm terribly worried, especially since he is only 18 (I know its a bit young for marriage but we're meant for each other).
I hope you can help me. Thanks.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 9:56 am
by Slyweasel
No Mrs.Sleep I have not seen Mr.Sleep.
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This is the Truth as I know it.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 9:57 am
by Waverly
I see you waited a whole seven minutes to answer yourself. I admire your self control
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 9:59 am
by Gruntboy
How many personalities inhabit your cranium now weasel? It must be awfully crowded in there
I wish I could help Mrs S but Mr S hasn't been here for a while. When was the last time anyone saw him?
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 10:00 am
by Slyweasel
No it wasn't me this time...Le Grunt is where I would put my money..
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This is the Truth as I know it.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 10:06 am
by Ubik
It ain't Weasel? Ok, then it is Le Grunt!
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 10:12 am
by Weasel
Something to think about...Mr.Sleep cannot post over the weekend....Le Grunt didn't post this weekend...
I'm I the only one with a split personality???
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"Boo says Weasel is the best"
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 11:38 am
by Gruntboy
Yes you're right, I rarely post over the weekend. And only nights when my girl isn't with me (that's a different kind of 'post'
). Me and sleep do the same hours and knock off about the same time.
Now if I posted weekdays and sleep on the weekend *that* would be a convincing argument!
BTW I ain't gonna deny it 'cos you f'ers won't believe me anyway. Poor Mrs S, existence denied. PS I think its Waverly, you sick f***
[This message has been edited by Gruntboy (edited 01-30-2001).]
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 11:45 am
by Waverly
I will say it again, Waverly es inocente
. BTW I think GB's also Omar.
[This message has been edited by Waverly (edited 01-30-2001).]
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 11:57 am
by Gruntboy
Protesting you innocence eh? Didn't you know you had the right to remain silent?
Omar is a dirty bottom sniffer (
) and a commiter of atrocities.
I only commit atrocities. Oh yes and bathe with the marine corps.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:05 pm
by Chrissy
Hmmm, who's good at checking IP adresses?
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:09 pm
by fallout
I think we have to force Buck Satan to revail IP adress before Paranoia cover the forum.
We want IPs
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:10 pm
by Weasel
It was Le Grunt in the bathroom with the probe.
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"Boo says Weasel is the best"
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:16 pm
by Gruntboy
LOL. Weasel, in the back, with a knife.
Fallout, I had a friend we called IP becasue he was 'Incontinent Phil' (not the Phil who hangs around here though
). Heh heh.
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Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death,
I shall fear no evil... because I am the meanest m***** f***** in the valley.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:28 pm
by fallout
Noooo. How can i remeber the way to edit my post while i am int. drained.
This is your fault Weasel.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:33 pm
by Weasel
@Fallout....I would help but I seem to have a knife stuck in my back...
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"Boo says Weasel is the best"
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:34 pm
by Ubik
nice sig Le Grunt...
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 5:53 am
by Weasel
Maurice please check the IP to see who is Mrs.Sleep.
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"Boo says Weasel is the best"
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:07 am
by Gruntboy
I think Chrissy is Mrs Sleep.
After all, she has Mr Sleep tied up. Who else woud Mr Sleep *let* tie him up?