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Heres a place to put your Yo mama jokes:
Yo mama so tall, she suffers 15 G's bending over to tie her laces
Yo mama so fat when she die she gunna turn into a Super nova!

Yo mama so fat her autobiography is a travel brochure!
Yo mama so fat her bathtub is called "Lake Mama"!
Yo mama so fat she ain't allowed to diet, it'll throw the earth outta orbit.
Yo mama so fat she makes Santa look slim.
Yo mama so fat she IS Santa.
Yo mama so fat she jumped into the ocean, it was called a 'tsunami'.
Yo mama so fat she was banned from all-you-can-eat buffets.
Yo mama so fat she ate India and called it 'having tea'!
Yo mama so fat she mistook your CD's for dimes.
Yo mama so fat she can't win at Sumo rasslin'--she's ALWAYS out of the circle!
Yo mama so fat she ate Mars cuz she thought it'd taste like M&M's.

Just the ones off the top of my head ^.^;;

Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>Yo mama . . .</STRONG>

shoots like a stormtrooper.

got called "ugly" by Dennis Rodman.

drives so bad, even the Pope gave her the finger.

is so slow, your neighbours think she works for the DMV.

Yo mama...

So fat, when she wears red, and goes outside, people yell "Hey, Cool-Aid!"

So Hairy, National Geographic saw her, and though The hunt for Big Foot was over!

So dumb, she thought a car pool was a pool on wheels!

So ugly, she looks like Weasel!

So fat, she thought the Macarana was a new type of pasta!

[ 12-27-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Originally posted by Aegis:
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So ugly, she looks like Weasel!
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Stop picking on Weasel!

Another one:
Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the beach it started smelling like beacon.

[ 12-27-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Maturity.

Well, with that out of the way, here's one :

Yo mamma works at the hardware store; 10 cents a screw!

Yeah well chew on this :

Yo mommas like a taco, turn her upside down and the meat falls out! mwuahahhahah

Yo mommas so fat she jumped into the air..and got stuck.

Hmm... XxRPGerxX, are you in some way related to XandaX? Just curious...

Whats a XandaX ?

Originally posted by Vicsun:
<STRONG>Hmm... XxRPGerxX, are you in some way related to XandaX? Just curious... </STRONG>

We're all family here. Yeah. Just like brothers.

That would explain why we're always fighting and spamming each other's threads...

Sigh....I resisted as long as was humanly possible....

Yo Mama so...

1. ugly she has to wear a mask to look in the mirror

2. fat your daddy had to use an extention to make you.

3. stupid she holds up traffic for hours waiting on the red sign to say "go"

That's all for now, I shall return later.

Would everyone stop posting to avoid the filter, it is a violation of the
[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/sitefeatures/forumrules.php"]Forum Rules[/url] and totally unecessary.

Originally posted by XxRPGerxX:
<STRONG>Whats a XandaX ? </STRONG>

I'm a Xandax <- notice small x though.
And BTW no - I'm not related in anyway to you or Xyx either