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Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?

Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?

Blonde: No, it's working fine.

Operator: Then what's the problem?

Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.

Those had better be bleached-blonds

All I want to know is how they knew the number to 911

Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>All I want to know is how they knew the number to 911 </STRONG>

Homer: Hello, operator... gimme the number for 911!

This may seem like a silly question, but are blondes really that, erm,how could I put this nicely .....mentally challenged?? (never met a blonde before )

[ 07-23-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>This may seem like a silly question, but are blondes really that, erm,how could I put this nicely .....mentally challenged?? (never met a blonde before )

[ 07-23-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]</STRONG>

Of coruse they are - otherwise where would the fun be in joking about them D:

(J/K)

[ 07-23-2001: Message edited by: Xandax ]

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Hello, operator... gimme the number for 911! </STRONG>

"You want the number for 911??"
"Yes - 911."
"Well that is 9-1-1!"
"I know that - I just want the number"

@Xandax-Quick...edit your post

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>@Xandax-Quick...edit your post </STRONG>

Why?? - is **** a bad word for you

Okay I've done it - I guess my good heart took over
(pffe.... good heart BUWAHAHAA )

[ 07-23-2001: Message edited by: Xandax ]

Nope, I just forgot to use a nicer word in my first edit

[ 07-23-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

What are you two hooligans doing to my gratuitous blonde joke thread!

*Chases them both away with a broom*

What? What? - *ouch* - what?
Stop hitting me

A bleached blonde woman is walking along the bank of a river when she spots another bleached blonde woman walking along the opposite bank.

She called across "excuse me but how do I get to the other side?"

The second blonde replies "You are on the other side"

A bleached blonde and a brunette leap off the top of a tall building. Who hits the ground first?

The brunette of course. Blondes have to ask for directions.

Hmm... You sing a nasty broom there...

Blasted Spammers!!! *swings harder but hits nothing but air*

Spammers! Where!





Swing harder! Swing Harder!

A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....
Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"
Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on."
At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.
Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful."
Blonde: "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".

3 blondes and a brunette are hanging off a rope. The brunettes says:

"Look, if I let go the three of you can climb up, I'm gonna let go now ok?"

The blondes start to applaud her for her bravery...

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence

What do you call a blonde in between two brunettes?

A mental block

Hiya Georgi .How is ToB?