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Invasion of the TLA – Beware the Tossbag Lamer Army

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2001 7:02 am
by Waverly
My operatives have sighted the dreaded TLA (Tossbag Lamer Army) taking a break from their normal activity of boxing the bishop to mount an offensive against me in the SYM forum.

Major Manchowder AKA DarkPlonker ( [url="http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-169-04.jpg"]http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-169-04.jpg[/url] ) has been seen rattling his man-sabre in support of his commanding ocifer, General Gobbleslobber AKA Weevil ( [url="http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-166-05.jpg"]http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-166-05.jpg[/url] ).

Obviously not content to hide in the corner after his sound thrashing during his last attempt, Weevil has pulled his sword from DarkPlonker’s backside and declared himself king. Beware these two and any who would support them. Never fear, even if they don’t trip over themselves in panic, I will defeat them. I have sent in my advanced guard… Image

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2001 7:13 am
by Vehemence
I would have posted earlier if it wasn't for my sudden distraction by Xena and the delicious Gabby :D

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2001 7:28 am
by Brink
This time, I'm going to remain neutral ;)

[ 07-18-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2001 8:39 am
by Waverly
DP, after spending several minutes drooling, gets a blown a kiss of his own...
Image

Weasel seems to be immune to distraction of the sultry warriors (*scoff* :rolleyes: ), so he gets an old fashioned arse kicking...
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2001 10:08 am
by Minerva
ROFLMAO :D :D :D

Busy flaming, Waverly? ;)

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 6:06 am
by Weasel
As the defeated Weasel and DP run [url="http://forums.civfanatics.com/image_uploads/127.jpg"]Waverly[/url] breaks out his super move :eek: :o :o


Is this the end of the world????

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 6:34 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>As the defeated Weasel and DP run [url="http://forums.civfanatics.com/image_uploads/127.jpg"]Waverly[/url] breaks out his super move :eek: :o :o


Is this the end of the world????</STRONG>
I have evidence that Weasel is responsible for the pop-up windows (2 off which just came up simultaniously and crashed my browser). Look here:

function doPop() {

if (document.weaselcookie.indexOf("FunPOP") == -1) {

var expdate = new Date((new Date()).getTime() + 360000);

document.weaselcookie="FunPOP=POP; expires=" + expdate.toGMTString() + "; path=/;";

’REM This should irritate Waverly. Haha.
win=window.open("http://WorldWideWeasel.Annoying popup.Weasenet.net.php?id=343",'FuN','width=600,height=460,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=1,menubar=0');

if (!win.opener) { win.opener=self; }

}

}

I found this code within the banner. Weasel is to blame!

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 6:37 am
by Brink
@Weasel-What have you done??!! :eek: :eek: :p

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 6:40 am
by Waverly
BTW If Sleep or someone else with HTML knowledge is around... that code *is* from a banner that was on screen during a popup... What is it doing? Looking at the timestamp on a cookie to decide if it's time to strike?

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 6:44 am
by Georgi
:eek: Weasel, stop the pop-ups! :mad: How could you stoop so low...? :D

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 6:44 am
by Mr Sleep
I had considered that you didn't type all that code up yourself..... i noticed that the pop-ups have stopped, there might be a connection you know :D :D

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 6:46 am
by Georgi
Stopped? They haven't stopped for me... :rolleyes: Damn things.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 6:48 am
by Brink
I'm still getting those pop-up adds( especially when I open this thread :rolleyes: :eek: :p )

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 7:00 am
by Mr Sleep
I can't understand it, i almost want them to appear again so ican analyse the code :D :D

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 7:03 am
by Georgi
@Sleep you'll regret saying that, I bet... :D

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 7:06 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG> :eek: Weasel, stop the pop-ups! :mad: How could you stoop so low...? :D </STRONG>
First GameBanshee....next the world (EVIL Smilie) :D :D

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 7:10 am
by Weasel
Edit to cover my tracks :D

[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: Weasel ]

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 7:17 am
by C Elegans
The monkey is a dead giveaway - it has to be Weasel's deed! :D

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 7:20 am
by Mr Sleep
Waverly works hard on his schemes for world domination.....

[url="http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page7-03.jpg"]Fat man falls over[/url]

While Weasel dons his superman outfit to slay this fiend......

[url="http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page8-03.jpg"]Nice pants[/url]

[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2001 7:23 am
by Weasel
Yes more of my evil deeds :D :D

[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: Weasel ]