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Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 5:54 am**

Enter, ladies, and be prepared for a world of ecstatic delights.

Tired of pubs, patios and parlours? Want to cut straight to the chase - pleasure? Look no further.

Soft lighting, scented candles, silk sheets and romantic make-out music. Gruntboy's Boudoir is resplendent as it is decadent.

Oh and chocolates served by Gruntboy clad in skintight shorts.

For $1 million, even the guys can get some.

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 6:02 am**

Shambles into Grunts boudoir in a hastly arranged outfit. Mini skirt, Boob tube, fishnet stockings, replete with blonde wig......

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 6:20 am**

I'll get in by letting my hair grow, cutting my beard.....mmm....maybe it's better i find another way in.....maybe the $1 million????

....NO WAY

OK...i'll come the most beatiful girl you've ever seen and so noone could tell me not to enter.....

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 6:25 am**

Damn i forgot aobut my beard

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 6:42 am**

Oh dear... alas, just another excuse for the guys to put on women's clothing... hmmm.. when in rome

*yells to his girl friend... "Can I borrow your little black dress?" as he hops up and down trying to get the other high heel shoe on*

[ 07-12-2001: Message edited by: Vehemence ]

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 8:50 am**

*NO ADMITTANCE TO FAKE WOMEN*
Facial and pubic hair will be
thoroughly checked.

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 8:53 am**

LMAO thats more than I wanted to know

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 9:01 am**

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
*NO ADMITTANCE TO FAKE WOMEN*
Facial and pubic hair will be
thoroughly checked.

Thats part of the fun

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 9:01 am**

Don't worry T', I'm sure you'll make the grade. Now if You'll just drop your panties and allow me to perform an inspection, you may then enter the boudoir...

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 9:03 am**

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Don't worry T', I'm sure you'll make the grade. Now if You'll just drop your panties and allow me to perform an inspection, you may then enter the boudoir...

Nothing more to add....

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 9:09 am**

LOL I'm heading in the opposite direction as fast as I can

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 1:43 pm**

Waverly peers into the window to see what exactly happens here. Sleep and V, in drag, are gagged and duct taped to chairs. In the center or the room Grunt, naked except for knee high combat boots, a helmet, and a riding crop, is supervising a platoon a pantless marines in what he calls 'warm up calisthenics'. Sleep and V look very frightened, but Waverly dedides to leave them be when the pantless jumping jacks begin.

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 1:56 pm**

Originally posted by Waverly:
Waverly peers into the window to see what exactly happens here. Sleep and V, in drag, are gagged and duct taped to chairs. In the center or the room Grunt, naked except for knee high combat boots, a helmet, and a riding crop, is supervising a platoon a pantless marines in what he calls 'warm up calisthenics'. Sleep and V look very frightened, but Waverly dedides to leave them be when the pantless jumping jacks begin.

is that what they were doing?

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 1:58 pm**

To quote a line from 'The Klumps': "THIS IS SOME SCARY SH!T!!"

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 2:00 pm**

Originally posted by Kayless:
To quote a line from 'The Klumps': "THIS IS SOME SCARY SH!T!!"

You quoted the klumps, shame on you!

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 2:02 pm**

Originally posted by Kayless:
To quote a line from 'The Klumps': "THIS IS SOME SCARY SH!T!!"

I believe it needs to be said again.

"THIS IS SOME SCARY SH!T!!"

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 2:05 pm**

Originally posted by Weasel:
I believe it needs to be said again.

"THIS IS SOME SCARY SH!T!!"

Now you are quoting the Klumps has no one any decency!

[ 07-12-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 2:10 pm**

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Now you are quoting the Klumps has no one any decency!

I was playing hookie the day they taught decency.

Report this crime to the Ministry of Culture.

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 2:32 pm**

The 11 Commandment: Thou shalt not quote the Klumps.

On a slightly related note, I've been looking for a way to integrate my favorite line from the Klumps somewhere. "Look mommy, there goes the hamster's B!TCH!!!" I've been trying to work it into a dirty Minsc and Boo innuendo.

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2001 2:38 pm**

Originally posted by Kayless:
The 11 Commandment: Thou shalt not quote the Klumps. On a slightly related note, I've been looking for a way to integrate my favorite line from the Klumps somewhere. "Look mommy, there goes the hamster's B!TCH!!!" I've been trying to work it into a dirty Minsc and Boo innuendo.

Boo by definition is an innuendo