Tale of Tommy Two Hook, the pirate....
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2001 8:05 am
Legend has it that he was theroughest, meanest pirate to ever sail the seven seas. he was a bear of a man, close to seven feet tall, unmatched in the use of the blade, until an admiral of the Royal Navy severed his right hand at the wrist. he immedialtly had a steel hook grafted to his arm and set out for revenge. Months he waited, til finally he met the admiral again. This time the fight was shorter lived, as Tommy was never much good with his left hand. The admiral severed his left hand, and Tommy had a hook grafted onto it as well, thus earning the name of Tommy Two Hook. More time went by, and he ploted against the admiral ceaslessly. He finally came up with a fool proof plan, but alas, it was never meant to be. Tommy died before he could get his revenge. What you may ask did this pirate in? Well, is was not the Admiral, nor any other man, nor the seas he loved so much, alas Tommy sucombed to a bad case of jock itch. 
Sorry, just slipped out.
Sorry, just slipped out.