I know I'm going to get flamed for this
How about Led Zeppelins "Stairway to Gamebanshee"
There's a lady who's sure
All her postings are spam
and she's buying a stairway to Gamebanshee
When she posts there she knows
If the spam is all gone
With a post she can start the flaming
And she's buying a stairway to Gamsbanshee
There's spam in the forum
But she wants to add to it
Because you know sometimes the forums are slow
In a thread by Minerva
There's a Weasel who spams
Sometimes all of our keyboards are Ubiked
It makes me spam more
There's a feeling I get
When I flame The Doc
And Minerva asks for more spam
In the posts I have seen
Rings of smoke from the flames
And the voices of those who are laughing LOL
It makes us spam more
And it's posted that soon
If we all spam and soon
Then we all will become Weasels
And a new day will dawn
And the spam will stand strong
And the forum will echo with laughter
If there's a rustle in your pack
Don't be alarmed by that
It's just minigrunt on a mission
Yes there are two ways to flame now
But in the long run
There's still time to change to a spammer
And it makes us wonder
Your mind is wanting spam and it won't go
In case you don't know
Darkpoets calling you to join him
Dear lurker can you hear the spam call
and did you know
Your stairway lies in SYM
As we post on the board
Our spam more than we know
There posts a lady we all know
Who flirts with Flagg and wants to show
How everything still turns to spam
And if you read very hard
The spam will come to you at last
When all are one and that is Weasel
To be a true spammer
And she's buying a stairway to Gamebanshee
I'm going to be in hiding for a while now