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Fiberfar wrote:Exactly.
It's a lot easier to find a parliament with rail road tracks going under it. Load the train with gunpowder instead and take the train there. Saves you a lot of carrying.

fable wrote:... the very spam threads that slowly cause your brains to leak out through your nose...

That's right. And don't forget to wear a mask of Guy Fawkes.

Siberys wrote: .....nope, now that I think of it, that's just sick

Fiberfar wrote:This being SYM, what's the problem with that?

Siberys wrote:@millieway

....Yeah, I realize this is a spam thread...but jeez. I was asking why you are called Millieway, as in what significance does the name have. There was no need to twist the context to suit your answer better.

Here, I'll even go first if it's that big a deal...

Fiberfar wrote:Exactly.
It's a lot easier to find a parliament with rail road tracks going under it. Load the train with gunpowder instead and take the train there. Saves you a lot of carrying.

Lady Dragonfly wrote:That's right. And don't forget to wear a mask of Guy Fawkes.

fable wrote:What do you prefer to store under Parliament, then? Just curious.

So, can you tell me what makes you think usernames have significance?

Millieway wrote:Why do I have feeling I should be spouting something like this:

Mala fide, magnum bonum, is achieved by this mere Master of Arts, as member of newly founded marquis, standing with mantic mandate to match the malevolent men whom have spread like miasma, murdering, mutilating this monostichous Mulley of a mob. Mob left mordacious, by these misologist, minacious towards minds not controlled by mendacity… … leaving me with motion of momentaneous need for change, myself facing metanoia, metonymy to bring down this monarch ruling unduly.

Cucumbers. Gunpowder is so 17th century. Kegs of cucumbers are far more deadly-

fable wrote:Not to mention possessing an innate ability to rise and stab to death sitting members of Parliament right through their hearts! Or some'at in the general vicinity thereof.

Stabbing right through their hearts using cucumbers?

Man...

... that's cute.:laugh:

You are SO evil, fable.

Maharlika wrote:Stabbing right through their hearts using cucumbers?

Well, up through their...how shall I put this..."soft underbelly" will have to be the Churchillian euphemism of the day, I suppose. But being politicians, I was thinking of an entirely different location to secure entry for the cucumber. Which would then be aimed straight at the heart, which in most politicians, lies very close to the anal orifice.

Oh, pardon me. I've given away the game, haven't I? Yeah, I'm evil that way. But politicians...? I'm nowhere near their class. That's another order of evil, altogether. I think even the silliest and most evil enemy in some ridiculous action game would take a distant second place behind those who seek power over others to the benefit of their own egos and wallets, and those of their associates.

Siberys wrote:I don't. But you also have yet to even say "Because I like the sound of the name" or something to that effect.

You evaded a question not needing avoidance. That simple.

fable wrote:Not to mention possessing an innate ability to rise and stab to death sitting members of Parliament right through their hearts! Or some'at in the general vicinity thereof.

fable wrote:Well, up through their...how shall I put this..."soft underbelly" will have to be the Churchillian euphemism of the day, I suppose. But being politicians, I was thinking of an entirely different location to secure entry for the cucumber. Which would then be aimed straight at the heart, which in most politicians, lies very close to the anal orifice.

Oh, pardon me. I've given away the game, haven't I? Yeah, I'm evil that way. But politicians...? I'm nowhere near their class. That's another order of evil, altogether. I think even the silliest and most evil enemy in some ridiculous action game would take a distant second place behind those who seek power over others to the benefit of their own egos and wallets, and those of their associates.

Millieway wrote: However, in order to return this back to on topic; Fable, can you stand on your one leg?

He's got a cane which he uses also as a weapon of choice... :speech:

...of course, some say his got those deadly dentures which are so fatally efficient and accurate as a missile weapon. :mischief:

But really, he can stand on one leg because he can. The image that he can't is illusory... which makes him more dangerous. Deceptive, I tell you.

Watch out for those flying dentures.

Maharlika wrote:
...of course, some say his got those deadly dentures which are so fatally efficient and accurate as a missile weapon. :mischief:

Watch out for those flying dentures.

dragon wench wrote:I always knew it! They used Fable as a model for Planescape Torment's Morte...

Hmmm... I wonder if that makes Buck The Nameless One....

I am amused, and yet horrified. Although, I cannot deny how a cucumber - with weight of several kilos - couldn’t be used as a blunt weapon. Yet I cannot truly approve with your approach. It just feels so inhumane, even when done to politicians.

Therefore, kegs filled with cucumbers, left to ferment at their own pace. And even if someone would get suspicious about the odd stench going around the parliament, I suppose the politicians would just think it is just the stench of the next scandal in the wind…

He's got a cane which he uses also as a weapon of choice...

Watch out for those flying dentures.

fable wrote: I suggest we kill all the politicians first, then subject them to the gas of rotting cucumbers. As a side benefit, it is probable that this treatment will enbalm their corpses, allowing them to be put on display to a grateful posterity in need of vegetable-based target practice.

it is probable that this treatment will enbalm their corpses, allowing them to be put on display to a grateful posterity in need of vegetable-based target practice. Thus, if of little to no use while alive, yet their figures in death shall serve to set an inspiring target for tomato-wielding lifeforms, everywhere.

Crenshinibon wrote:Then does he wield the cane in his mouth? Or is he the figure head of a cane?

Then again, he stated that it's +5 against undead, so does that mean that he's actually alive? If so, does he have a fist instead of a mouth or teeth instead of hands and fingers?