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Originally posted by Kayless
Like a Fat Bastard avatar? Or maybe a Telletubby avatar?

Uh......no.

@BS and Ned Face it. I know you guys are in horrible denial right now, but the raccoon has fled to a safehaven and is never coming back. (And no, that doesnt mean I ate him, because I didnt. Im not THAT barbaric! )

I'm not fer knowin' I don't inspect me brudder's equipment meself

Though god knows it's been hell to avoid, what with him brandishing it at every opportunity

by ysh
You know we vampires are solitary creatures

I know. I was one once, long ago, a tale unfinished. And look what happened to me. **looks down and observes his round dwarven form**

by ysh
I am sorry, BS, but nothing could give me the giggles that Ned's link to the Ram +7 did this morning. That was hysterical!

That was a truly amusing afternoon. If ye'd like, I can show you the staff of the ram +7 if we'll just mosey on over towards that bathtub of yours.

Originally posted by Yshania
Here you go

ACK! Theres an error on the page for me.

Dem's fightin' werds, BS. Perhaps you're looking for a little steel scoldin'. I'm about a half a jug o'shine away afore startin' a little melee.

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Uh......no.

Well, if you're going to be stuck up...

If ye'd like, I can show you the staff of the ram +7 if we'll just mosey on over towards that bathtub of yours.

See what I mean?

*door burts open and raw meat begins pelting the room, followed by the sounds of a hundred dying critics choking on their own reviews*

Ned, it appears G.W.A.R. is on their way

If he's fixin' on bein' stuck up, perhaps ye should jump on one them wargs ye're advertisin' and shred that little raccoon. I'm coming up a little empty on deliverin' them raccoon nuggets to the party goers and me brudder seems incapable of settin' a trap.

sweet! **insert that headbanging smilie here**

Just go on over there boyz and set up shop. this drunken dwarf here BS is responsible for any electrical failures you might experience. He don't like gentle either so if'n anythin's outta whack, let 'em have it.

Now we're rockin' and I'm not workin'....again.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Dem's fightin' werds, BS. Perhaps you're looking for a little steel scoldin'. I'm about a half a jug o'shine away afore startin' a little melee.

Fightin'? Bah, ye know ye be showing off that staff o' yers to every lass that walks by in the street. Don't bother deniying it, I got the court records to prove it.

As t' the scoldin' let me get drunk proper, an' we'll show these human folk what real fun means

Originally posted by Kayless
Well, if you're going to be stuck up...

Well why dont you make one of them your avatars?

*thinks about whenever Kayless posts, the horror would be seen*

Uh......scratch that idea.

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Well why dont you make one of them your avatars?

*thinks about whenever Kayless posts, the horror would be seen*

Uh......scratch that idea.

Well it’s better than the nude Margaret Thatcher avatar I’ve been considering.

Originally posted by Kayless
Well it’s better than the nude Margaret Thatcher avatar I’ve been considering.

Kayless.....youre one strange frog.... Do you take pleasure in others misfortune or something?

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

I know. I was one once, long ago, a tale unfinished. And look what happened to me. **looks down and observes his round dwarven form**

That was a truly amusing afternoon. If ye'd like, I can show you the staff of the ram +7 if we'll just mosey on over towards that bathtub of yours.

LOL! you are always welcome back, you know that Check DF Discussion btw

LMAO! that was so funny...that afternoon and your suggestion

Ysh, there's nothing funny about getting your hands on the staff of the ram +7. I'll never forget the look on DW's face when she cast Identify on it.

*drinks deeply, trying to spare himself mental images*

It's gettin' late and there's still no womens. Brudder, why don't you drag them wimins o'er from the DF discussion thread and get
em drunk here. I got something to show 'em. Plus G.W.A.R. is about to start and there's no one around. They're a tad disappointed although I told them it would be no BToN.

**mourns**

**drinks heavily**

Me thinks the wimins is bein'.....difficult...today Maybe a round of dwarf tossin'll bring in de folk. I be blamin' Ty, he struck the Raccoon Nuggets from the menu.

*joins Ned in the drink*

**grabs a front row seat for G.W.A.R.**