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Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2002 7:19 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:29 am
by fable
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Curse you God! Why do you mock me so!?
@Ode, you have ask yourself: which is more important? My future savings, or the ability to see CE in a red stretch-velvet bimbo dress?
Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:38 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by fable
@Ode, you have ask yourself: which is more important? My future savings, or the ability to see CE in a red stretch-velvet bimbo dress?
Take a wild guess.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:47 pm
by fable
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:49 pm
by Kameleon
Originally posted by fable
Then how much would you care to donate? Remember: the money you give will furnish memories that will enliven your latter years, enabling you to die with a smile on your face and drool down the front of your shirt.
...not to mention fable (and the rest of us) would get the pictures for free...

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2002 10:15 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Kameleon
...not to mention fable (and the rest of us) would get the pictures for free...
No, I'm afraid the rules are quite clear:
a) If you want a view of CE in one of her skintight bimbo outfits, you must pay up separately to GB.
b) The only exceptions are, of course, the GB moderators. That goes without saying.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2002 10:23 pm
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by fable
Then how much would you care to donate? Remember: the money you give will furnish memories that will enliven your latter years, enabling you to die with a smile on your face and drool down the front of your shirt.
I can get that same death with a frontal lobotomy.
And the rules state that a),she will post a photo for every $100 donated, so they will be available to all. I believe this system works much better as it means we get more pictures for all thus still retaining the incentive to donate whilst simultaneously increasing the joy and drool in all our lives.
and b), no exceptions, so you'll still be getting the chance to enjoy the photos. Don't be greedy.
To be honest, I thought you were asking about
your future savings, but the answer remains the same.

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:35 am
by fable
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I can get that same death with a frontal lobotomy.
And the rules state that a),she will post a photo for every $100 donated, so they will be available to all.
Even if this is true, please recall that there are several such bimbo dresses available, hence, many such photos. I'm sure you'll want to collect the entire set!
As far as a frontal lobotomy is concerned, well...you are posting up here...
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:45 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by fable
Even if this is true, please recall that there are several such bimbo dresses available, hence, many such photos. I'm sure you'll want to collect the entire set!
As far as a frontal lobotomy is concerned, well...you are posting up here...
True, but if we all donate then we'll get that many more...Don't forget the belly-dancing oufit, by the way.
Another service I'm sure CE could offer the denizens of SYM.

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:27 am
by fable
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
True, but if we all donate then we'll get that many more...Don't forget the belly-dancing oufit, by the way.
...Not to mention, the belly dance videos starring CE, which will soon be available only to SYM subscribers. These include such powerful titles as--
Dancing Therapy with Baba Ganoush,
Sarabande to Samarkand,
and
They Said the Chocolate and Strawberries Were a Form of Dress.
These items are only available in limited quantities, and each is pesonally signed by CE, herself, usually with an appropriate quote from a Swedish heart specialist on the benefits that can be derived simply from watching one of these videos. (Trying the steps are not recommended unless the subject is under the regular care of a physician.) I strongly urge that you ACT NOW, DON'T DELAY, and purchase these videos for yourself or someone you love.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:39 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by fable
...Not to mention, the belly dance videos starring CE, which will soon be available only to SYM subscribers. These include such powerful titles as--
Dancing Therapy with Baba Ganoush,
Sarabande to Samarkand,
and
They Said the Chocolate and Strawberries Were a Form of Dress.
These items are only available in limited quantities, and each is pesonally signed by CE, herself, usually with an appropriate quote from a Swedish heart specialist on the benefits that can be derived simply from watching one of these videos. (Trying the steps are not recommended unless the subject is under the regular care of a physician.) I strongly urge that you ACT NOW, DON'T DELAY, and purchase these videos for yourself or someone you love.
Pay in the next 15 minutes using your credit card and you'll also recieve a set of stainless steel steak knives
absolutely free!
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 5:49 pm
by C Elegans
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 11:48 pm
by Ode to a Grasshopper
It must be said, you are very cool @CE.
That would be US dollars, no?
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:03 pm
by C Elegans
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:23 pm
by Raistlin
I've heard rumours of pictures of people wearing bikinis here. Not that i am dying to see them i am rather curious about the mark of the bikini .

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:40 pm
by C Elegans
Psst, Fable, you have a customer interested in bikini pictures of Georgi! 
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:49 pm
by fable
Certainly, US dollars it must be. Bikini pictures of Georgi? No offense, but I wonder if we can get $500 for a shot of her in a thong?As for bikini pictures...yes, well, we do have some potential material to sell. Veritable Rembrandts, they are. You've heard, of course, of that famous James Bond model, Georgi Galore?
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:54 pm
by C Elegans
@Fable ROFLMAO *runs before Georgi comes here*
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2002 7:27 pm
by fable
I'm ahead of ya, Doc.
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2002 7:51 pm
by Raistlin
You are now turning this into a pay per view thing are you ?
I thought internet was free ..
