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Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:13 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Dottie
While it would probably be a good deed to liberate her from where she is now, Im afraid I must decline. I cant afford to feed her you know. And im sure its better for you if you learned to apreciate her.
I'll pay you to take her away.
She'd be far easier to appreciate from a distance. Cuba sounds about far enough.
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:14 am
by Dottie
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I'll pay you to take her away.
She'd be far easier to appreciate from a distance. Cuba sounds about far enough.
How old is she?
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:21 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Dottie
How old is she?
16 going on old enough to know everything and never be wrong.

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:23 am
by Dottie
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
16 going on old enough to know everything and never be wrong.
If she's 16 she's old enough to bear with you. I will not take her.

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:27 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Dottie
If she's 16 she's old enough to bear with you. I will not take her.
Please! It would be an act of mercy
for me.
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:28 am
by C Elegans
@Ode & Dot: I don't have a sister, I'd like one

I like teenage girls, especially when they are highly adolescent

That's so sweet

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:30 am
by Dottie
@Ode: see whos coming to your (her) rescue. I wont be needed.

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:32 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by C Elegans
@Ode & Dot: I don't have a sister, I'd like one
I like teenage girls, especially when they are highly adolescent
That's so sweet
Thus speaks she who hath not had to share a house with a highly adolescent sister.
The novelty fades remarkably quickly, let me assure you.
EDIT-Come now Dottie, surely you wouldn't deny me the pleasure of sparring with both you and CE at once. It was fun with you and Georgi, if I don't have two opponents in a debate it'd get boring.

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:35 am
by Dottie
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Thus speaks she who hath not had to share a house with a highly adolescent sister.
The novelty fades remarkably quickly, let me assure you.
I've had experiance in the matter, and manage to survive without a scratch.

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:37 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Dottie
I've had experiance in the matter, and manage to survive without a scratch.
So have I, but if I wasn't living in a railway carriage separate from the main house I doubt this would have been the case.
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:42 am
by Dottie
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
So have I, but if I wasn't living in a railway carriage separate from the main house I doubt this would have been the case.
It certainly souds like you're emotionally scarred though.
anyway its not my problem, have fun with her CE.

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:49 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Dottie
It certainly souds like you're emotionally scarred though.
anyway its not my problem, have fun with her CE.
As long as
someone gets her out of my hair.
Seeya all.
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:50 am
by Dottie
Later Ode.

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:52 am
by C Elegans
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Thus speaks she who hath not had to share a house with a highly adolescent sister.
The novelty fades remarkably quickly, let me assure you.
Oh, that's no problem, I just send her off to medical research then
One of my friends has three children, when the boy once recorded a message at her answering machine in secret:
"Mary is not at home right now, she's out driving her permobile"
A permobile is a vehicle for severely disabled people, ususally associated with people with Cerebral Pares...it took weeks before some kind person pointed out to Mary that her message was very strange...
Her daugther is at the peak of adolescence now, a few weeks ago she went hysterical because she wasn't allowed to go out with her friends late at night, and told Mary:
"Look, I'm going to undress myself and stand on the yard naked, then the shame will be on you and all the neighbours will think you're a really lousy parent!"
And so, she did!

She also had a party at home when Mary was away one night, and she and her friends ate all the food, then she put all the empty food cans back in the fridge, so when Mary came home the next day and was about to cook dinner, she was highly surprised
But most hillarious of all was when the girl broke up with one of her numerous boyfrieds. The were discussing their future.
He: "That's great honey, I'm going to be a gangster leader and you can be a model"
She: "What? I don't want to be a stupid model, I also want to be a gangster leader."
He: "But you're a girl, and you're so pretty, you should be a model."
She: "You're a bloody chauvinist! I'm finished with you!"
I love this girl

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:55 am
by Dottie
Originally posted by C Elegans
I love this girl
Strange... me too.

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 8:18 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Dottie
It certainly souds like you're emotionally scarred though.
That could explain a few things...
@CE LMAO... that girl sounds fantastic

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:34 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Georgi
That could explain a few things...
@CE LMAO... that girl sounds fantastic
If it weren't for the fact that for some inexplicable reason I'm actually rather fond of you I'd introduce you to her when you come down on holiday.
@CE She sounds pretty awesome.

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:46 am
by Beldin
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:41 am
by Eerhardt
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2002 5:06 am
by Craig
If I was an Autobot, I'd be:

Transformers are cool

I had them on video

I'm
not religious...wait...Or relegious...screw it. I DON'T BELIEVE

Seen the film a while ago when I was 10 or something...
Never sen the film