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Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:37 pm
by Weasel
(Sitting in his Official War Room watching the TV Monitor, El Stinko Weaso tells his bodyguard Cleatus T to barr the door and get the escape hatch ready)
(El Stinko) "Cleatus this is one ugly day in SDT Wrestling history. Our paying customers are dead, but at least they paid at the door before coming in. Seems half the Wrestlers have severe head injuries and the Frog is running loose. I believe it's time to head to the next arena."
(Cleatus T) "Yea"
(El Stinko)" Well get busy Cleatus"
(Cleatus T) "Yea"
(El Stinko) "Cleatus that is what I like about you, your a man of few words.)
(Cleatus T) "Yea"
(On exiting El Stinko leaves a parting gift from ACME, incase someone decides to enter his War Room)
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:41 pm
by KidD01
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:42 pm
by Word
as the
GIANT TURD lays upon the floor of the arena he slowly builds up his stink reserves preparing to destroy the frog with a single silent stinker

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:46 pm
by KidD01
Well gotta prepare my "Anti-radiation" suite before that
Giant Tub of Lard explode

*KF puts down his expresso cup and starts wearing his specially designed "Anti-radiation" suit while humming "SMACKDOWN Hotel*
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:12 pm
by Weasel
A Message from SDT Agent Barbara B.
" Well folks this was one impressive PPV/Arena event. Most likely it will go down in history as it as well. Seeing as we, the SDT, destroyed El Stinko Weaso's Home town, we will have to wait at least twenty years before appearing here again, this being somewhat bad news, I have some good news, We (The SDT) made a killing here" (No pun intended)
"Once the feuding has calmed down enough for the SDT Trademark Wrestlers to get in their cars, the next town on the list is.....Anchorage, Alaska, home of the Fearsome Frog."
"In a late night interview (while he was flee the arena) with the President of SDT, El Stinko Weaso, he is quoted as saying:" "Due to time constrains, I was forced not to reveal my super moves, it takes time to run SDT and I sadly had my hands tied do just this."
"From this reporters view, I have to agree."
This section is for SDT ProWrestling Monthly.
(Here is a picture of El Stinko and Cleatus T fleeing in Cleatus T's car)
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:14 pm
by Kayless
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:17 pm
by KidD01
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:26 pm
by Weasel
@Fearsome, No problem, at least we got the money first.
@Kid Flash, My Jet is hide at an undisclosed airport, with this crew, I would advise keeping your Benz hide.

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:29 pm
by crazymancometh
Laying in wait in the parking area...Watches as Kermie exits the arena and hops in his limo.Crankz up my Hum-v and rams the limo over and over.As I am ramming it a Redneck appears in a monster truck and runs over the limo...cant make out the face as beer spews out of the window..Who was this mysterious person ???

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:42 pm
by Kayless
*Miraculously, the Fearsome Frog gets out of the smashed remains of his Limo unscathed*
"Wow the commercials were right! Seat belts do save lives!"
*Upon seeing the Man in the Yellow Hat in the hummer, the Fearsome Frog waves amiably before gleefully skipping off to the airport*

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:45 pm
by KidD01
Thanks for the advise Il Presidente, you know I never use Benz on tournament nights.....it's made specially for dating #### ###### only

(Oops, somebody filtered the name here

)
*KF tired of the uncontrolled situation, he charged up his powers and finally :
All building consumed by the flame, KF just walk thru the flames & disappears, and an echo sounds*
"Asobi wa owari da! Ikasu ka... tsumaru!"
(Play time's over ! This will be enough to stop you!)
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:47 pm
by Weasel
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:51 pm
by Kayless
No. Why?

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:58 pm
by KidD01
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:32 pm
by crazymancometh
Originally posted by Kayless
*Miraculously, the Fearsome Frog gets out of the smashed remains of his Limo unscathed*
"Wow the commercials were right! Seat belts do save lives!"
*Upon seeing the Man in the Yellow Hat in the hummer, the Fearsome Frog waves amiably before gleefully skipping off to the airport*
See you ion Anchorage Kermie and watcha gonna do when Crazymania and the Eskimo population runs WILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD on you in alaska Brothaaaaaa
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:36 pm
by KidD01
*KF shadow appear on the hilltop, he smirks while Crazymania roaring like mad on the parking lot*
We'll just have to see, wait and see

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:52 pm
by crazymancometh
Originally posted by KidD01
*KF shadow appear on the hilltop, he smirks while Crazymania roaring like mad on the parking lot*
We'll just have to see, wait and see
Was KF the redneck in the monster truck???how did he get on top of that hill??
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 6:46 pm
by Weasel
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 6:47 pm
by Word
the
GIANT TURD slithers and bounces his way out of the arena preparing his stench for a match in alaska

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 6:55 pm
by Weasel
Barbara B. Reporting
"I have just talked with management of the Sullivan Arena and to our good fortune, they haven't heard of the events in Alabama. Seems we now have a new arena to wrestle in and we have book it till Thursday. "(Like it will stand that long

) "I had a clause put in relieving SDT of any damages that might happen."