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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:06 pm
by nael
Originally posted by Georgi


No, it was a MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
Don't you know a MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! when you hear it? :D

Oh come on, Elvis movie, it could be worse... it could be Schwartzenegger's comedy movies :eek: :D
what is wrong with arnold's comedies? hercules in new york, that weird cowboy movie he was in, twins, kindergarten cop, he's had soem great ones.
the only two movies of his i would rather be shot in the stomach to bleed to death than watch are junior and last action hero

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:14 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by nael
what is wrong with arnold's comedies?
What's right with them? :p

I just think he's better when he doesn't have to worry about acting, just a few one-liners and kick the bad guys' asses :D

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:24 pm
by nael
"the villain" is arnold's cowboy movie, with kirk douglas and anne margaret. have you seen it?
or hercules in new york also known as hercules goes bananas?

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:33 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by nael
"the villain" is arnold's cowboy movie, with kirk douglas and anne margaret. have you seen it?
or hercules in new york also known as hercules goes bananas?
Haven't seen or even heard of either of those... but they sound bad :D

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:40 pm
by nael
Originally posted by Georgi


Haven't seen or even heard of either of those... but they sound bad :D
i don't think the human mind can begin to comprehend the depths of how bad they are.

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:50 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by nael
i don't think the human mind can begin to comprehend the depths of how bad they are.
LOL, that bad huh? No wonder I haven't heard of them... :D

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:17 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Sylvester Stallone movies are way worse than any Arnie movies. The Rocky series, Demolition Man (shudder).

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:22 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Sylvester Stallone movies are way worse than any Arnie movies. The Rocky series, Demolition Man (shudder).
Ahh, at least Sly doesn't try to do comedy... :D

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:38 am
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Georgi
Ahh, at least Sly doesn't try to do comedy... :D
Thank heavens for that. Some things are just not meant to be.

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 1:14 am
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Georgi but forgotten by Tamerlane until now
No, it was a MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
Don't you know a MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! when you hear it? :D
Oh, right. One of those... :p ;)

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 1:25 am
by Kayless
Originally posted by nael
"the villain" is arnold's cowboy movie, with kirk douglas and anne margaret. have you seen it?
I love the Villain! (Arnold has this huge shirt collar indicative of the 70's) Image Kirk Douglas is the most inept bad guy since... well ever (His character, Cactus Jack Slade is like a human Elmer Fudd). Arnold's character is this well-meaning simpleton who's totally oblivious to the come-ons of Anne Margaret. I like the scene where Arnold explains how this man nursed him back to health after a mob beat him up for stopping a runaway horse carriage. Why did the mob attack him? Because the carriage wasn't runaway at all, but actually the firemen on their way to put out the brothel (which burnt down because of Arnold). Image There's another great scene where Arnold tells Anne Margaret about his gun.

Arnold: I had it specially made. It shoots seven shots instead of six.
Anne Margaret: Why?
Arnold: ........ I don't know. No one's ever asked me that before.

And who could forget the Villain Song?
"You'd better,
Watch out for the Villain!
He may be headed for your town,
Watch out for the Villain!
Get off the streets 'fore the sun goes down!
He's Cactus Jack Slade,
An egg nature laid,
A trick fate has played on the world... (I can't remember the rest Image)

Originally posted by Georgi
Ahh, at least Sly doesn't try to do comedy... :D
Somebody's never seen Oscar (which is probably a good thing). Image

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 4:51 am
by nael
Originally posted by Georgi


Ahh, at least Sly doesn't try to do comedy... :D
for starters...i really liked oscar. "you want it done fast, or you want id done right? you don't rush a verducci. feel this, this nice, it's like a baby's behind"

his other comedy i can think of is "stop! or my mom will shoot!" now that is terrible!

i also love the rocky movies. the first and fourth ones are simply amazing. hell, all of them are great, even the 5th one deserves seom recognition for being so absurdly bad starring tommy "the machine gun" "aids boy" "great white nope" morrison

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 4:52 am
by Morlock
Originally posted by Kayless
Somebody's never seen Oscar (which is probably a good thing). Image
I thought that Oscar had its moments. Although not many.

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 5:29 am
by nael
Originally posted by Georgi


Ahh, at least Sly doesn't try to do comedy... :D
and surely judge dredd counts as a comedy.

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 5:06 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Kayless
Somebody's never seen Oscar (which is probably a good thing).
I think so :D
I take the fact that I've never even heard of movies like this as a sign that they probably sank without trace, and for good reason :p

@Nael Rocky isn't a comedy. Neither is Judge Dredd (it doesn't count unless it's deliberate :D ). I had forgotten (or possibly blocked out) Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot... You'd have thought he'd learn after that...
Posted by Tammy:
Oh, right. One of those...
I didn't think it was that difficult to spot... :rolleyes: :p :D

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:31 pm
by nael
i wasn't kidding about the rocky movies, i really do like them, i have the dvd box set.
i also liked oscar, it also had marissa tomei in it.

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:26 am
by Tamerlane
@ Georgi

Tammy???

So does this become my SYM nickname then?

Always assumed it was just a typo. :rolleyes: :p

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 5:04 pm
by Kayless
Getting this thread back on topic... Image Over at AICN, Moriarty has posted a review of the movie's script. He gushes over it:

The script literally opens with a bang, and it rarely pauses for breath between there and the final chilling image. The biggest two improvements in this chapter of the prequel trilogy are the tone and the dialogue. The addition of Jonathan Hale as a co-screenwriter seems to have made a major difference in the overall energy of the script. There's a breathless quality to it, and in many places, it feels like Lucas and Hale are offering sly responses to fanboy responses to EPISODE I, particularly when introducing Jar Jar or when dealing with "whiny" Anakin. For all of you who believe that Lucas operates in a money-insulated bubble, never listening to anything the fans say, EPISODE II should serve as a solid, resounding refutation of that idea. This is a script that seems almost overeager to please, packed full of action sequences and interesting supporting characters, cutting back and forth between several genuinely interesting storylines at once.

You can read the full article here. Bodes well for AotC!
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 7:51 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Tamerlane
Tammy???

So does this become my SYM nickname then?


Hey, I used it before and you didn't comment so I assumed you didn't mind... :D

@Kayless (spoilsport :p ) That does sound promising... :)

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 7:55 pm
by Tamerlane
Sorry Kayless but...

Good morning Georgi. Though I doubt it is morning where you are. ;)
Originally posted by Georgi
Hey, I used it before and you didn't comment so I assumed you didn't mind... :D
I don't mind. :)