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*Vivien appears to think for a minute before cuddling up to 'King' Waverly and whispering in his ear. Whatever she says leaves him gasping and weak, causing him to drop his sword, which she unobtrusively kicks towards Yshania*

Posted by Waverly -

{name omitted}

Now you have me intrigued I never considered you backwards in coming forwards

I'd like to have a presence here and say that I am honored to address the Mythical Waverly, whom I've never addressed before.

Waverly sir,

Before I embark I must once again ask of the shrubbery and a couple of questions/requests.

Where might I start my search for the DemiGrunt?

Where shalt I find this goddess of wisdom?

May I have a case of your finest whiskies as I begin these two arduous tasks?

*Passes Ned a bottle of Jamesons* you can normally find them both chatting at approx 2:00pm GMT

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>Now sleep, if you do wear the WW underoos, I will not be only one chasing you. Wait til High Lord Dave brings in the cool whip</STRONG>

I just said that I'd bring the video camera, although I'm not sure that I'd want a video of you chasing Mr Sleep wearing WW Underoos. In my house, we have the Zoo Rules (ie-No Petting) and I'm pretty sure that my wife won't waive them for either Mr Sleep or Lynda Carter.

Sigh. You are still about, Ned? Who are you to require a shrubbery of me? Request denied. Tread carefully; the 3-legged dogs are nearly done with whatshisname over there. Pack a case of ripple onto your faithful... err... donkey. Whatever floats your boat. You will find the DemiGrunt near the Isle of Docter Grunt. The Goddess? Feh. She is for you to find.

Morlock: You too have failed to give voice to your brave deeds. I assume you therefore have none. Kneel and be knighted, Sir Dorkmuffin, frotterer of bunnies.

Viv: I can assure you that if I dropped my sword, you aren’t very good at whatever it is your supposed to be doing.

by HLD
I just said that I'd bring the video camera, although I'm not sure that I'd want a video of you chasing Mr Sleep wearing WW Underoos. In my house, we have the Zoo Rules (ie-No Petting) and I'm pretty sure that my wife won't waive them for either Mr Sleep or Lynda Carter.

I guess we'll just have to wait and see how mesmerizing Wonder Woman truly is, even in the personification of Mr. Sleep. Besides, I've no time to chase any version of Wonder Woman. I seek the Goddess of Wisdom and the demigrunt.

Ysh, any other info on the two I seek. Thanks for the Jameson **takes a slug that would make Belushi wince**. Can you help me out GMT. I'm in the middle of the U.S. and I believe GMT is +5 hours on me.

@Ned - it is a little after 10pm GMT, that is your last clue

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>It wouldn't be, except for the fact that those are Sailor Saturn's </STRONG>

Um...you do realize that I don't, and never did, have purple tights, right?

Hmm...my accomplishments, this could be an interesting list:

1)Reached 2000 posts in 2 months.
2)Got banned for a month immediately after reaching 2000 posts.
3)Started a bar that had its own miniskirt room.
4)Lost 3 miniskirts, 2 of which have showed up on SYM males.
5)Fish slapped the **** out of Sandy for stealing ChibiUsa's miniskirt.
6)Caught Sandy stealing Thorin's pants(not a pretty sight ).
7)And I'm still patiently waiting for Sleep to find inspiration.

thanks, Ysh. I must be off.

Calling Bloodstalker, I just worked a case of spirits out of Sir Waverly and could use a good knight on my quest. We've got to go slay some beast and impress the goddess of wisdom. I could use your drinking companionship and wit. We will forever be remembered in the annals of the banshee.

Posted by Ned -

We will forever be remembered in the annals of the banshee.

I would be careful what you say!!

by Ysh
I would be careful what you say!!

perhaps you're misreading me. I'm afraid to elaborate on this. Now, really, I must be off. Waverly will not impressed to find me still hanging around although it looks as I may have to wait until tomorrow to encounter my goals.

Originally posted by Waverly:
[QB]Morlock: You too have failed to give voice to your brave deeds. I assume you therefore have none. Kneel and be knighted, Sir Dorkmuffin, frotterer of bunnies.
[QB]

*retracts his welcome*
Brave deads:
1)Chalenges Waverly to a duel for that intolerable insult!

Miss Saturn, a pleasure to meet you again. Those are weighty accomplishments, I’m particularly interested to know what was under the misplaced mini’s. Kneel, if you will, but please try not to get the peasants overly excited. Pissboy already has his hands full, and I don’t want a mess in my throne room. All hail Alchemist Saturn, Royal Astronomer.

Everyone wave goodbye to brave squire Ned. He will be returning in a small sack once he meets the DemiGrunt.

**has to stick around to see what Waverly does to Morlock with that +5 flaming sword**


Ysh, the jameson's getting low. I'd hate to delve into my stash for the road before I hit the road.

*pours Ned a tipple* do you think these stores are bottomless?

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
[QB]**has to stick around to see what Waverly does to Morlock with that +5 flaming sword** [QB]

This is the real world, and I've got an M-16.


Whos gonna win?

posted by Morlock
This is the real world, and I've got an M-16.

not trying in any way to suck up to waverly here (seeing I have a job to do) but he's got almost 6000 posts of Spam to absorb those bullets. You're going to need a bigger boat.

Morlick: Ye of the inability to quote properly have the audacity to challenge me? You might expect me to say I respect such boldness. I do not.

*taps ‘release trap door to rabid syphilitic naked mole rat pit’ button on the arm of his throne.*

B’bye, MonkeyFiddler, I’ll load your corpse into a cannon and have it blasted back across the moat for your friends to retrieve.