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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:20 pm
by Waverly
You seem to be dispised by your subjects. Well done, Majesty. Might I suggest a water tax, a right of first night law, and making DarkPornagrapher your heir to really earn their love?
[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:24 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>You seem to be dispised by your subjects. Well done, Majesty. Might I suggest a water tax, a right of first night law, and making DarkPornagrapher your heir to really earn their love?
</STRONG>
Done done done!!
This is one rocking kingdom...(if I say so myself).

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:27 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Weasel:
Yes those three will do fine, but we will have to do something about Lainy's constant yabbering.
I would be most appreciative you if you would order DarkPriapticEpisode to pull to close his tunic. He is making my horse nervous.</STRONG>
Are you sure it's not you? You are sitting on him.

I don't think, you should mount the horse that way. Hmmmmmmm that would explain the brown nose.
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:28 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>This is one rocking kingdom...(if I say so myself).

</STRONG>
Yeah, you can say so... Rocking quite violently...

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:28 pm
by T'lainya
@ Minerva, CE...I like the way you think

Long Live the Revolution!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:29 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Never mind the guillotine. I have a hack saw and an electric drill.

</STRONG>

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:31 pm
by Waverly
Something needs to be done about CE and her treacherous baditude. I knew taking an animal husbandry class with foul would was a poor idea for her. She's gone feral on us.
[reminds me of Lainy and the Kathrine the Great Haiku]
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:33 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>@ Minerva, CE...I like the way you think

Long Live the Revolution!

</STRONG>
Thanks.

I found another saw as well.
Viva la Revolution!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:33 pm
by T'lainya
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:35 pm
by Weasel
It seems I have malcontents running lose in the kingdom...GUARDS!!
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:35 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Never mind the guillotine. I have a hack saw and an electric drill.
</STRONG>
You are Minerva, that's a modern and more civilised approach to the problem.

Tonight, my ladies, we will feed ground Weasel to the rats

Swedish meatballs, anyone?

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:39 pm
by T'lainya
@ CE good choice

and lets turn Waverly into gravy

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:39 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>Hmmmm on 2nd thought Waverly...Minigrunts too good for you..I think we'll send Yvonne and Ubika to take care of you

</STRONG>
There is always Gwally's four gay wood elves. You could turn them loose on Waverly.

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:39 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>Hmmmm on 2nd thought Waverly...Minigrunts too good for you..I think we'll send Yvonne and Ubika to take care of you

</STRONG>
With full size Grunty and Omar, don't you think?
@CE: Could you add lots of chili in them, please?
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:39 pm
by Waverly
Saddle underneath
Hard on the crop, weak in knees
Is how Lainy rides
Meatballs? I'm not touching that line, but someone Freudian tendencies are showing.
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:40 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>You are Minerva, that's a modern and more civilised approach to the problem.

Tonight, my ladies, we will feed ground Weasel to the rats

Swedish meatballs, anyone?

</STRONG>
King Weasel has a trip planned....so Prince Darkpoet will be serving the ladies tonight.

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:41 pm
by T'lainya
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>With full size Grunty and Omar, don't you think?
@CE: Could you add lots of chili in them, please?</STRONG>
Good choice Minerva

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:41 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Something needs to be done about CE and her treacherous baditude. I knew taking an animal husbandry class with foul would was a poor idea for her. She's gone feral on us.
[reminds me of Lainy and the Kathrine the Great Haiku]</STRONG>
Alas, how neurosyphilis can produce abhorrent hallucinations in a brain formerly so clever and sharp as Waverly's

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:41 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>It seems I have malcontents running lose in the kingdom...GUARDS!!</STRONG>
Might I suggest firing your royal advisor Wankerly? That kind of thing usually appeases the masses...

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:42 pm
by Darkpoet

Wait a minute you ladies are a little violent tonight. I think, maybe midol should be passed around.
Dp runs for the hills.