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After 20 hours of gruelling surgery, DNA transmogrification, gene-splicing and lots of coffee & donuts, Dr Grunt's most fantastic piece of jigery-pokery God-playing is complete.

Craig lies in the recovery room, far from the maddened shrieks of the other mutants on the island. Covered from head to toe (and wing ) in bandages and unable to speak (phew ) we must wait to find out just how successful the major invasive surgery was...

So how did it go?

Bump

Grunt I require a creature
it will be paid for in full
it has to be of reptillian genetic make up
60 arms with talons that shatter anythin
piercing teeth that puncture the fabric of time it self
majestic wings that will propel through the air
and finnaly eyes that radiate a redish hue..

aaaarrgghh! the horrors of such a place!! can i join in?

A clone?

no, a distant a cousin

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>After 20 hours of gruelling surgery, DNA transmogrification, gene-splicing and lots of coffee & donuts, Dr Grunt's most fantastic piece of jigery-pokery God-playing is complete.

Craig lies in the recovery room, far from the maddened shrieks of the other mutants on the island. Covered from head to toe (and wing ) in bandages and unable to speak (phew ) we must wait to find out just how successful the major invasive surgery was...</STRONG>

...after a long recovery period (we had to go back in to remove the sour-glazed that got sewn in by mistake) the bandages are removed.

Craig flexes his arms. He now has 4, although rather puny 4 arms are better than 2. He stretches his *wings* to their full extent, tentatively at first. Majestic limbs, covered with skin so he's more bat than bird (Bat-Craig, heh heh ) - hey, you know how difficult it is to stick feathers in one by one?

But not all has gone well.

"The, um, bone graft to make you light enough to fly hasn't worked too well. I'm afraid if you jumped off a tall buidling you'd plummet like a rock. You're as flightless as a penguin I'm afraid. We'll try the excrutiatingly painful and bloody procedure another time. Meanwhile, I removed your testicles since you didn't seem to have a need for them and added a rather cool horn to your head. I also discovered that you had previous facial reconstructive surgery and decided to reverse it. It seems you're a not too distant cousin to my Foulbeast over here..."



[ 05-16-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ]

Grunt, with that kind of surgery debacle, I'd have your license taken away. That is, if I didn't like all you've done, agree with you ethics, and laugh like he!l at the twists of plot. If you require further funding for your surgery/torture, let us know.

The British and American Medical Associations regard me as one of their most esteemed members already... but I take money wherever I can get (um, like most doctors ).

Grunt-What would you name your newest creation??

Bat-Gimp?

Penguin-kid?

Fraig?

Any suggestions?

Hey grunt since your my familar now, make that adbomdnation now!

*Starts flapping the wings at grunt boy, knocking him down he then rips open ALL the cages and runs for it!*

[ 07-12-2001: Message edited by: craig ]

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Bat-Gimp?

Penguin-kid?

Fraig?

Any suggestions?</STRONG>

Dodo

LOL

Craig will do

I like the sound of Fraig the Bat-Gimp. You could be a Superhero with a name like that (or at least scare women an old people).

Nah just give them heart attacks