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Originally posted by TheDeacon:
@Brink: Ask away. What do you want to know? I'll answer every question...

I didn't think that there was that much too know about you...

This is for all the new female members(existing ones are welcome to read it as well ).If you're a male member,go ahead and read it as well.

New female member's first post:

Hello all

Male members' thoughts:

Flagg-Let me impress her with my cool moderator powers

Vehemence-Should I write a poem to impress her, or should I show off my Taekwando skills again?

Darkpoet-Must send flowers to her everytime I see her

Gruntboy-*thoughts removed as this is a public forum *

Waverly-Flame her,make her my patient,give her some purple pills and then make my move

Aegis-Will she flame me?

Karembeu-I love Jaheira.She's not Jaheira

Mr. Sleep-Why did Mrs. Sleep go with that loser Gruntboy...

Xandax-Please don't make this a bad day for me

fallout-I should say hello

Blacksheep-I hate Flagg,I hate Flagg

The_Pope-When will I ever be a moderator with all my closed threads?

The Killermachine-Let me spam in my own threads

Ubik-Where's Selmita and my Jack Daniels?

Brink-I pity the new victim of the others

Saigo-You are all idiots,none can beat my Minerva

Foul-Where's Yvonne and the goats/puffins?

KidD01-More spam,more spam

Weasel-Where's the monkey?Is this new member a monkey?

TheDeacon-I want to be Flagg,I want to be Flagg....

Drakron-Let me overwhelm her with my vast knowledge of AD&D

Now you all know what goes on in our minds at that particular moment


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Residential bartender of the Swigging Monkey and owner of 'the Fence'



[This message has been edited by Flagg (edited 04-03-2001).]

LMAO Brink. Great job on The Guide, it's coming along well

Just out of interest why am i always remembered for someone elses alter-ego

Foul-Thanks for your support

Btw,can any female member prepare the female version of what happens when a new guy posts?? Thanks in advance

Mr. Sleep-Just pointing out your recent domestic problems

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Residential bartender of the Swigging Monkey and owner of 'the Fence'

[This message has been edited by Brink (edited 03-29-2001).]

ROFLMAO Brink.

Gruntboy-I had nothing better to do this afternoon .Flagg and Vehemence were flirting with T'lainya.This was what I came up with in response

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Residential bartender of the Swigging Monkey and owner of 'the Fence'

Hey Brink, will you tend bar part time in The Prancing Pony?

Foul-Not until the Swigging Monkey closes down(pretty soon anyway )

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Residential bartender of the Swigging Monkey and owner of 'the Fence'

Brink
That's cute... (ROTFL)

@Brink: You did a good job there...

Yo Brinkyboy, you are a great young spammer!

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Ubik
Elder God B.P. Pervert

LMAO Brink. Good job as always.

[This message has been edited by fallout (edited 03-29-2001).]

@ Brinky : Moi ?? Spam ??
Uhm......that can be arranged
Let's hope i'm not end up in Hall o'Shame for that !

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KidD01, Champion of Spam - with The everfast typing gloves !

ROTFLMAO Good job Brink.

Thank you all

I take back my compliment Brink

EDIT: Then I take back my taking back, and compliment you again

[This message has been edited by FoulDwimmerlaik (edited 04-04-2001).]

Foul-Changed my mind .The comment about only bartending in the Guano Ape was made when I just woke up and was influenced by grogginess and lack of reasoning.Sorry about that

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Bartender of the Guano Ape and Prancing Pony; owner of 'the Fence'

[This message has been edited by Brink (edited 03-30-2001).]

Scrap this idea.Look out for more brilliant comments in the future

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Bartender of the Guano Ape and Prancing Pony; owner of 'the Fence'; author of the Pre-Spammer's Guide to the SYM Forum

[This message has been edited by Brink (edited 03-31-2001).]

April Fool's Day edition(with contributions from Ubik,Minerva and Flagg)

This will be a list of all the humiliating things that our own members have done with/without intent during the past few months.Do not proceed reading further if you don't have a sense of humour/can't forgive the member who did it/can't take this lightly.

-Mr. Sleep's e-mail notification option nearly resulting in the closure of Goody

-Baasie getting banned(everyone should know why )

-Omar and his killing spree

-Flagg's use of Weasel as a pawn in the e-mail scam during the war between the spammers and anti-spammers

-Vehemence invading the privacy of the ladies in their clubhouse and got his butt kicked sorely by the ladies .To make it worse,he later declared himself a master of Taekwondo

-Brink and Vehemence for their childish display in the Swigging Monkey

-Most of the male members for their involvement in the destruction of the ladies' clubhouse

-Weasel and Waverly getting themselves 'killed' and causing Minerva to leave in tears

-Gruntboy declaring his love for marines(don't know wether he considers it as humiliating )

-Melosh-tar losing his jewels

-Seabass and his flying dildos

-Ubik and his Love Boat which was sunk by Gruntboy's marines

-Weasel deleting Chrissy's Ladies' Room thread (yes,it was an accident,but it was still rather humiliating)

-Brink using Waverly's advice in real life (very humiliating)

-Brink drooling on Minerva(I truly regret this)

-The_Pope's banned threads and his involvement in the closing of Goody

-Aegis' goodbye thread

-Foul conspirating with Waverly in flaming Darkpoet

I'm truly sorry if this edition wasn't funny,but I think we should all learn our lessons and try to be better members.You can all flame me if you want(or point out my mistakes as usual).This list is also incomplete and may be updated in the future

*The reason this list is biased towards the male members is because I'm sure you all agree that we're the ones doing most of the crazy things on this board
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Bartender of the Guano Ape and Prancing Pony; owner of 'the Fence'; author of the Pre-Spammer's Guide to the SYM Forum


[This message has been edited by Flagg (edited 04-03-2001).]