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Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Hello, hermetic and Georgi.

KramoR, do you think guns will work on them? You have no time for shooting against them. By the time you reach your gun, you'll be stunned by what you see and hear... </STRONG>

I see. So, toilet paper and Guinness, would be my safest choice.

Originally posted by KramoR:
<STRONG>
I see. So, toilet paper and Guinness, would be my safest choice. </STRONG>

Hmmm... Oh, you might be immune against them. After all, you are DP's brother.

Good luck!

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Hmmm... Oh, you might be immune against them. After all, you are DP's brother.

Good luck! </STRONG>

Thanks Minerva, I think, I will need it.

Originally posted by Ubik:
<STRONG>EXCUSE ME????

Nodoy pays homage to the one and only Ubik, top of the tops, ubiquitus, ever-seing, ever-lasting ( ) ever-spaming, G.O.D. of pervertness????

Are you serious?

Kneel before me, mortals, for I have returned to Earth to erase all the false gods and regain my kingdom </STRONG>

BUT I AM GOD!!!!

No you are not!

...and for all those asking who Ubik is... well, I have only one thing to say:

Kneel before me mortals, for I have come back to regain my kingdom on earth!!! (yes, it is scary actually... How about a "Guns'n'cookies" revival )

Hello, Ubik. How are you?

Hey wise one

Actually I am considering a serious shift in my career... grabbing those sticks again, face the drumms ...and back to the "Guns'n'Cookies" super rock groop.

Actually, we should make a film for this reunion ... "Guns'n'Cookies 2: In search for more bucks"

Originally posted by Ubik:
<STRONG>Actually, we should make a film for this reunion ... "Guns'n'Cookies 2: In search for more bucks" </STRONG>

ROFL And, whom are you going to show the film?

Oh, no...

Hi Ubik, we don't know one another, but I've heard all kinds of things about you ,

so welcome back!

hermetic, from what I have found thus far, fable speaks true...er...he is only slightly deviant
I should admit that I killed Titan Clytias, son of Uranus, thus perhaps it was selective memory that I did not recall his place in the Pantheon. Anyway, my photo taken from the Temple of Zeus at Pergamon depicts my victorious battle! I was in good Olympian company too against those Titans. A bad lot from a bad seed. All of them.

ThorinOakensfield, don't make Ubik mad, it's not pretty. You will end up walking funny.

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>ThorinOakensfield, don't make Ubik mad, it's not pretty. You will end up walking funny. </STRONG>

ROFL Too true...

Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>Hi Ubik, we don't know one another, but I've heard all kinds of things about you ,

so welcome back! </STRONG>

...why do I have this strange feeling I know precisely what kind of things

Minerva, sonny

don't worry, I'll spare him. I've changed my evil ways

...why do I have this strange feeling I know precisely what kind of things

DW innocently whistles the first few bars of Monty Python's LumberJack song.

[ 07-25-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]

Originally posted by Ubik:
<STRONG>...why do I have this strange feeling I know precisely what kind of things

Minerva, sonny

don't worry, I'll spare him. I've changed my evil ways </STRONG>

Pffffffffsssssttttttt spitting guinness all over the place. OMG Did I hear that right? Ubik, changed from evil ways? *coughing* bullsh!t.

I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers
of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
(mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack)

Girl: (crying) I thought you were so rugged!

Nah, doesn't sound like my staff. I guess it's Gruntboy's song. Prior to the marines thing, he used to lumber ...you know, for fun

Nah, doesn't sound like my staff

Er.... Ubik..... do you mean "staff" or "stuff"

Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>Er.... Ubik..... do you mean "staff" or "stuff" </STRONG>

ROTFLMAO

Vale dearest Hekate,

As a disciple of the Thrice-Greatest Argeiphontes, I must say that I am quite in awe to be in the presence of one as sorcerous as yourself. You are a scourge to mercurial individuals such as I. But we the servants of Hermes have always been open to dialogue so as to preserve the holy boundaries between all things. SALVE

...are you suggesting something here wenchie?

Darkpoet, sonny you are in trouble. You are grounded for good!