Waverly, I like yer style.
Here be a song I bet most of ye fellows never even understood a word of.
honey came in an' she caught me red-handed
creepin' with the girl next door
picture this we were both butt-naked
bangin' on the bathroom floor
how could I forget that I had given her an extra key
all this time she was standin' there she never took her eyes off me
how ye can grant the woman access to yer villa
trespasser an' a witness while ye cling on yer pillow
ye bettah watch yer back before she turn into a killah
best fer ye an' the situation not to call the beaner
to be a true player ye have to know how to play
if she say ye're not, convince her, say ye're gay
never admit to a word when she say
makes a claim an' ye tell her baby no way
but she caught me on the counter
it wasn't me
saw me bangin' on the sofa
it wasn't me
I even had her in the shower
it wasn't me
she even caught me on camera
it wasn't me
she saw the marks on me shoulder
it wasn't me
heard the words that I told her
it wasn't me
heard the screams getting louder
it wasn't me
she stayed until it was over
honey came in an' she caught me red-handed
creepin' with the girl next door
picture this we were both butt-naked
bangin' on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see
why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me
make sure she knows it's not ye an' lead her on da right prefix
whenever y' should see her make da giggolo flex
as funny as it be by y', it not that complex
seein' is believin' so ye better change your specs
ye know she not gonna be worryin' bout things from the past
hardly recollectin' an' then she'll go to noontime mass
Rik-boy y'r answer: go over there
but if she pack a gun y' know you better run fast
but she caught me on the counter
it wasn't me
saw me bangin' on the sofa
it wasn't me
I even had her in the shower
it wasn't me
she even caught me on camera
it wasn't me
she saw the marks on me shoulder
it wasn't me
heard the words that I told her
it wasn't me
heard the screams getting louder
it wasn't me
she stayed until it was over
honey came in an' she caught me red-handed
creepin' with the girl next door
picture this we were both butt-naked
bangin' on the bathroom floor
how could I forget that I had given her an extra key
all this time she was standin' there she never took her eyes off me
gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin' to y'r reasonin' it makes no sense at all
we should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
ye may think that ye're a player but ye're completely lost
how could I forget that I had given her an extra key
all this time she was standin' there she never took her eyes off me
Ladies an' gentlemen, give it up fer Shaggy! Hehe.....
