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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:18 am
by Eerhardt
** flips the light switch and notices a Flammie [size=0]
TM[/size] Notebook ** Hmmm... "Secret Diaries of a Doctor's Assistant"
by Georgi. This should be a good read
.
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:22 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:26 am
by Eerhardt
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
*Slips the key under the door of the closet*
Thanks Ode, wouldn't want Georgi to take this away before I finish reading it. "
Day 1 - I'm frequenting the Doc's Office in the hope of Odie showing up"
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:27 am
by Nomer
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:29 am
by Kameleon
Day 41 -- Still not King of Spam
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:36 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Yes, I bet he's quaking in his boots as we speak...
*Slips the key under the door of the closet*
He should be, don't you think?
Shame that door can only be unlocked from the outside...
ROFL@Kammy
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:41 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:46 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Oh, definitely.
It would be if that was the case, but as it can be unlocked from the inside it's really no big deal...
You would be if you were him.
Have you been changing the locks again?
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:49 am
by Eerhardt
"
Day 2: Odie finally showed up
- he thinks he may need exposure therapy due to his fear of pretty women in obscenely skimpy gold party dresses. I'll have to search my closet for one."
"
Day 3: damn, CE opposes exposure therapy in this instance
and I had such a great dress
. At least, the Doctor has prescribed hug sessions
"
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:57 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Georgi
You would be if you were him.
Have you been changing the locks again?
Yes, but I'm not him. *hug*
**Attempts to look innocent** I was just after the medicinal pot, and I didn't want to bother CE by asking for it, ergo...
LOL@Eerhardt!
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:01 am
by Eerhardt
pretty funny stuff in this diary
"
Day 4: I dozed off in the Doc's office today and dreamt of Odie hugging me
[size=0]NOTE: he must never find out[/size]"
"
Day 5: Odie was in my mind again today… apparently looking for some pictures
- too bad I can't stay mad at him; he's just too cute and huggable
[size=0]NOTE: he must
definitely never find out[/size]"
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:18 am
by Eerhardt
"
Day 6: I talked to Doc CE about my dreams and she said
Originally posted by C Elegans
Your dream is a typical wishful dream, it is an expression of your need to be hugged. By whom, I cannot tell since I'm only a shrink, not a medium. The ethics code of my profession however prohibits me from revealing whether your dream corresponded to any such outer events.
The Doc has great insights in my psyche, but I couldn't admit this in Odie's presence, so - naturally - I denied it"
"
Day 7: Tried out my new leather outfit, I bought for Odie to see today - it had all the desired effects
. Eerhardt was a nuisance, though
"
"
Day 8: Became a member of the advisory board today, in the hope of
testing Odie's skills. If only he would apply…
"
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:24 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:32 am
by McBane
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:34 am
by Eerhardt
I'm writ... uh, reading this as I catch up on all that has happened
"
Day 9: This is the happiest day of my life: Odie just applied, depending on certain privileges. I'd be more than happy to oblige
"
Day 10: This is the saddest day of my life: Odie just retracted his application in favour of Beldin. Beldin is certainly good-looking, but he's no Odie
"
Day 11: In an unexpected turn of events, Doc CE gave the position of secretary away to Mr Sleep
- at least, I can have my Odie all to myself now
"
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:38 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Say, when does the sequel to this great book come out, and where do I buy a copy?
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:55 am
by Eerhardt
will try to "read" more tomorrow
"
Day 12: threw Eerhardt out of the window today. He
sòòò had that coming
… I also cracked the old whip again. Both made me feel pretty good about myself
"
"
Day 12": wanted everyone to see me and Odie together, so I removed the window boards, opened the shades and moved the cupboard as Odie was trying to close the window. I love seeing him work out
"
Day 13": locked Odie in a padded cell to have him all to myself. Eerhardt interfered once again by opening the cell… if he keeps it up, he's going out the window again
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 9:14 am
by The Z
*Wakes up*.....Time to make my escape
....
*Runs past a fridge*......
*Runs back to the fridge, opens it grabs food and drink then runs past the fridge again*
*Grabs the urine bowl and chucks it at a random bystander*
*Reattaches harness and jumps out the window*
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 9:43 am
by Tybaltus
*Grabs the urine bowl and chucks it at a random bystander*
OW! Hey!! Why was this......Urine bowl?! Thrown at me? I demand an explination
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 11:00 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Yes, but I'm not him.
Fortunately not
Day 14: Accidentally increased the voltage on Eery's shock therapy to fatal levels. Can't think what came over me...