Please Read!!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:05 am

It doesn't say anything about him sodomizing livestock...

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:07 am

By lifestock, do you mean lice, or something less companionable?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:07 am

I have taken Asylum in Holland. I have become a Dutch citizen.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:10 am

After careful consideration of the situation at hand, I have decided to pull a couple of strings. I have gotten the Dutch government to agree on giving the character known as Darkpoet asylum in the Netherlands.

The FBI has been contacted that Holland will not cooperate in an extradiction request on the side of US government for Darkpoet.

The Dutch government thinks that this is all a cover-up by the actions of an infamous FBI agent that goes by the name of Waverly.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:10 am

@fable: Darkpoet was photographed on numerous occasions defiling domestic livestock. He is responsible for the so called 'cattle mutilations' as well as a drop in milk production due to traumatized cows.

@DP: We will have Omar track you down and do whatever it is he does with you.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:11 am

LOL Weasel

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:12 am

Originally posted by Flagg:
After careful consideration of the situation at hand, I have decided to pull a couple of strings. I have gotten the Dutch government to agree on giving the character known as Darkpoet asylum in the Netherlands.

The FBI has been contacted that Holland will not cooperate in an extradiction request on the side of US government for Darkpoet.

The Dutch government thinks that this is all a cover-up by the actions of an infamous FBI agent that goes by the name of Waverly.

Okay - I'm canceling my trip to Holland now

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:14 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
LOL Weasel

Careful Minerva, Waverly's hunting you now. He says you are part of my gang.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:17 am

Originally posted by Waverly:

@DP: We will have Omar track you down and do whatever it is he does with you.

Sorry DP....I'm out of this case...This is TOO MUCH. After the plane incident with G&C

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:18 am

WHAT!!!!! AFTER ALL THE MONEY I PAID YOU???

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:21 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
WHAT!!!!! AFTER ALL THE MONEY I PAID YOU???

I'm willing to refund 42% of your payment..just drop by my new office....right next door to the FBI....in the US.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:24 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:

Careful Minerva, Waverly's hunting you now. He says you are part of my gang.

Everyone knows Waverly is a liar and untrustworthy. He won't get me. I have nothing to do with what he claims I have something to do with.

And anyway, Weasel will come to rescue me when I need.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:30 am

Don't count on him Minerva, he ran out on me.

I'm living in Holland now.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:35 am

There's that untrustworthy word again...

@Minerva: If you are real nice to me I can see if I can frame someone else for your crimes.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:35 am

Originally posted by Minerva:

And anyway, Weasel will come to rescue me when I need.

Yes I will be there in your time of need.

(Hello Omar

)

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:40 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
There's that untrustworthy word again...

@Minerva: If you are real nice to me I can see if I can frame someone else for your crimes.

Why do I have to be nice to you? Give me reasons.

@Weasel: Thank you. You are the best.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:43 am

As Darkpoet walks along the streets of Odense, looking at the scenery and checking out the shops. He a beutiful woman standing on the corner. Unable to help himself, he buys some flowers. Then walks over to the woman.
"Flowers for the pretty lady."

"Why thank you."

"No, problem. Have a good day."

As Darkpoet turns to leave, she sticks him with a needle. Darkpoet passes out, a car pulls up and they load Darkpoet into the car. Then wisk him off in a private plane, to the US....................

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:51 am

Do you think we should have DP drawn and quarted in time square, or pilloried in the middle of east LA?

@Minerva: I told you why... I'd get you off the hook.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:56 am

@Waverly: I have nothing to with the crime, and I don't need to create a scapegoat.

I would rather die than being nice to you.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:58 am

(Scene: a small white, bald room in a Washington, DC airport. Two men in nondescript suits wait as several military police drag in a cocooned figure that is dropped into a chair.)

Military Policewoman #1: Evolution is a disease.

Man in Suit #1: (in a monotone, which he maintains throughout) God's Grace shine on thee, America.

(The Policewoman nods, and taps the figure cocooned in tape.)

MP #1: Here's the delivery, as promised.

Suit #1: Did he give you any trouble?

MP #1: Nah. He was about to proposition me, just as his file suggests, when I gave him the needle. Operation Happosai was a piece of cake.

Suit #2: Don't underestimate him. Darkpoet, as he calls himself, is a ruthless pervert whose crimes exceed even Heliogabalus.

MP #1: Did he work for Clinton in Defense?

Suit #2: No. Roman emperor.

MP #1: I thought they were running a democracy after we kicked the Fascists' asses out.

Suit #1: Nevermind. You did your duty, and you let it go at that.

MP #1: What happens to this Darkpoet joe after this?

Suit #2: Advanced brainwashing, most likely. Reprogramming him to report to us. Maybe a slot on the Christian Network, if he's got stage presence. The usual.

(The scene fades to black.)