re-pescagem- you lose and return later or something like that. Means, literally, to fish again or something. Hehehe... I love my dumb english
HAHA...that is just too funny. Re-pescagem...to fish again. Hehe. Man, I just love how things get lost in translation. The true meaning that is.
But yes, you lose, you're out. It's a cruel world out here in the Troll Kingdoms.
However, you can always stick around if you lose, and plot the demise of the winning wrestlers. After all, this is RPG! You're free to do what you want, though I (the Dungeon Master, hehe) will decide on the outcome of your decisions.
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Alright, now for the battle between CM and Beornica! I had to use Beornica's default strategy for this one.
Today is the day for nose plugs! As CM walks his way to the ring, letting out farts in every direction, those who were previously warned hold on tightly to their nose plugs, while those that forget them, run away in terror at the awful smell. Gosh, I shall not even ask what CM had to eat yesterday. Lots of eggs and beans most likely. Thank God for nose plugs! Amidst the crowd's jeers and boos (who likes smelly people?), there is the occasional laugh and applause from those who find the very thought of farting funny. CM walks into the ring, and holds his lethal farts for the arrival of Beornica.
A few moments later, Beornica arrives. With *gosh* no nose plug! Oh boy. She comes flying towards the ring, followed by sparkling star dust. Gee commentates, "Here we are again folks! To what promises to be a very smelly night...open the windows for god's sake! In the right corner, at the height of 6 feet, weighing 170 pounds, is CM, the smelly human! In the left corner, at 5'2", weighing 120 pounds is the half elf/ half fairy Beornica! Let the farting...ehm, fighting...BEGIN!" *the bell rings, and the bell ringer goes running for cover*
CM approaches Beornica and lets out a couple of 'test' farts in her direction. The half fairy's face twists into one of horror at the absolutely awful smell, and when attempting her Elvensong to stun CM, she coughs and fails while trying to hold her breath. CM, to make matters worse, lets out his atomic bomb fart Hiroshima-style, that is capable of passing even through nose plugs! Immediately, half the crowd runs off in fear for their lives, and Beornica is paralyzed by the awful stench. CM, being an opportunist like all humans are, says 'I don't believe in faeries' and Beornica drops dead before she can get loose a fairy arrow at him. CM then casually walks over to her and sits on her, letting go a few rip-roaring farts for good measure. 1........2...............3! And can you believe it! The few, remaining crowd that cannot breathe (air elementals, that kind) applaud this smelly victory, and with the clapping, Beornica comes awake again...and not realizing she lost in that time, she uses her two-handed throttle kick, both her hands cracking down on CM's neck before kicking him in the crotch. OUCH! CM stumbles, holding his ehm...genitals, before Cyclops announces the winner to everyone. Better luck next time Fairy Godmother.
And who would have thought, CM passes to the next round!
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...the CONTINUATION of the fight between Iridur Deathand and Ironhide!
Resuming the fight between Iridur and Ironhide, Iridur Morningblade had died, and instantly returned as the lich, Iridur Deathand! Immediately, he walks towards the golem and places his hand on the golem's chest after stopping one of the golem's blows with his other hand, and lets his unholy energy fuel from him in order to life drain the golem. Lost One suddenly casts time stop and consults his monstrous manual. Yep, golems are immune to life draining. Time returns to normal, and the golem remains unaffected by the lich's power or fearsome aura, landing a solid blow on the lich's head that causes his head to turn around 360 degrees. The lich falls back, very angry at this happening and slowly picks himself from the floor before advacing on the golem again. Ironhide then starts stomping heavily on the arena floor, causing it to wobble and vibrate intensely, forcing the lich to lose his footing and fall once again. The golem then moves in towards the lich, and attempts to fall on him. Using all of his unearthly strength, the lich holds back the 5000 pounds with both hands, trembling with the amount of force he has to use. He manages a quick, strong punch that crushes the golem's face, but eventually gives in to the golem's awesome weight, crumpling beneath him and disappearing underneath the golem's body as the countdown begins. 1.........2..............3! And Ironhide has won! Picking himself up from Deathand...the lich then re-constructs himself and takes his hatred on the remaining crowd, letting loose spells of destruction and gathering the souls of the elves who were cheering earlier for Iridur Morningblade."
And so it is that Ironhide passes on to the next round! Better luck next time Luis. The golem has been severely damaged in this fight. This means, that in his next fight, he shall be fighting with a -10 AC penalty and less health. (the clerics do not have a spell to heal constructs)
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Okay then. Now, finally, we can make the semi-final draw.
As the result of the golem being considered too powerful for this event, we are now allowing TAG TEAMS of TWO against him! Indeed, victory will not come so easy Rob-hin!
The fights are:
Fight1: Ugh vs. Tingle Orcstench
AND
Fight2: Bob & CM vs. Ironhide
That's right. The golem will be facing two opponents - Bob, the new contender (Jester King) and CM.
We will also introduce a new concept into these fights. The ability to use the arena to your advantage.
Fight1 will take place in a large, ring of stone surrounded by molten lava. There are a bunch of small rocks strewn about and pushing the opponent into the lava (no matter whether he dies or not) will be considered a victory.
Fight2 will take place in a large, circular ring carved out of an island that is floating in the sky. Keep in mind that this floating island ring is made of grass and a number of trees. Also, your opponent can also lose by being thrown out of the ring and plummeting to the ground (of course, if you can fly, that might not be a problem, hehe). Also, CM and Bob will each have rings that allow them to swap places during the fight (this will be how the tag works). They have to but utter the word 'swap' and they will magically vanish while his partner will take his place. The ring only has 4 charges.
Feel free to ask any questions. Both rings are bigger than the previous ones, about the size of a football pitch (though circular). Post your strategies!
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TIngle Orcstentch waits on the pitch for Ugh the Troll to join him. Again, he is clad in his loin cloth, scantilly, yet thankfully, covering all but the most private of body parts. For a Troll, speed would definatly be a factor. Adorning his knuckles, adamantite spikes rim the edge, each vicious point looking as if it is coated with something. Upon close inspection (and those brave enough to lick it), the Gutbuster brew seems to be soaked all over it. One hand seems to absentmindidly be playing with something, flickering slightly. It appears as though the dwarf has somehow aquired a lighter of sorts. Perhaps his plan is to punch the Troll a couple times, and then attempt to light the brew that remains on the body, and we all know how much Trolls love the heat.
His dwarven strength seems as though it'll be a huge factor in this coming match, hoping to be able to match the Troll blow for blow, and with an ample supply of pre-game gutbuster drink, Tingle should be more than capable of outlasting Ugh physically.
Tingle intends to begin the match with a furious charge (though, not so furious as to accidently put himself in a position to be simply tossed over the edge of the pitch). From the initial attack, depending on what happens, Tingle wants to attempt the Nut Crusher on Ugh, using his head of all things. If that attack succeeds, he intends to take the momentarily winded Troll, administer the eye-gouger, followed by a couple jabs with his gutbuster-soaked adamantite knuckles. Providing all goes to plan, he'll then simply have one light of his lighter, ignite the Troll. From there, he hopes to be able to pick him up, and toss him over the edge, or roll him, either way is good.
If the charge fails, Tingle knows he'll have a rough go of it, and intend to trade the Troll blow for blow, maintaining location closer to the middle of the pitch, keeping Ugh on the outside, and attempt to work him backwards. If worse comes to worse, he'll attempt to take Ugh with him, over the edge, only roll himself so that Ugh goes first, and then hope for a win be default (and that the lava isn't too hot).
Um... I didnt join, bob is Jester King... thanks for the support though.
-Stewies Henchman
"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
LoL, I expected to loose actually.
@ Luis, nice fight!
Nice move with the tag team BTW LO.:
Holy %*)(*^!@
Bob is a demon!? This will be a challange indeed!
CM will be crushed though.
Must my golem eliminate both opponents or just one to win?
Anyway, my tactics:
Against CM:
Carefully make his way towards him (CM is a sneaky one ) and knock him out by hitting him and stumping on him.
BoB:
First, keep hitting him, stumping on him and stuff like that to make him weak and angry.
Taunt the demon with his name (bob the demon, LoL). If he uses his scales, pick up a three or two and trow them at Bob. Use the last tree as a bat too knock or toss Bob of the platform. Make his scales work against him
@ROB, I liked it too... I felt you would win, cause I cheated... CLUAConsole:SetCurrentChar("DEVILICH") and man, if I cant use spells things are so bad.
@All: The ones who lose the fights get to battle with Deathand, for I want some lich carnage.
And hell, if I'm the last one I wont care anyway!!!
Must my golem eliminate both opponents or just one to win?
Just one. You'll be fighting one at a time, however, each has a ring of swapping with 2 charges (got it wrong last time...not 4...but 2). Each time they use their ring, they will swap places with their companion.
I just hope CM and JesterKing are still around to make their strategies. Still, we got time.
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Ugh's strategy: Ugh plans to toy and insult the dwarf as much as he can, attempting to drive him into a berserked state of mind where he will get careless and allow the troll to pick him up and throw him outside of the ring, into the lava.
If that fails, Ugh will once again attempt his claw ravages, while using his throat crush manoeuver as a last offense. All the time, he will count on his superior size and strength to overwhelm his opponent while using his stench and regeneration to keep him at full capability.
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Simple one for tonight. Give a more elaborate strategy tomorrow. It is simply to blow a tornado out of my ass and force the golem off the flying peice of dirt.
More disgusting details, same bat time same bat channel
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
a flash of light, and Bob the Pervect is standing on the floating island, holding a D-hopper, he looks around, surveying the terrain. It shouldn’t be to hard a fight, the Iron Golem hadn’t had time for major repairs since its fight with the elf-turned lich. IT should be a simple matter of using his acid attack to weaken up joints and already gashed areas, then claw through the rest, incapacitating the creature. Even if it HAD managed some repairs, the strategy would be the same. Bob knew he was easily fast enough to dodge the attacks, and while the golem lumbered past, he could fit in a few acid attacks. He knew from experience that it would melt metal like nobody’s business. If it made contact it would melt 2 feet in before losing potency. If all that failed, CM’s strategy of flatulent tornadoes had its merit. He liked CM, as he was probably the first non-Pervect to be able to sit down and discuss tactic over dinner with him, somehow CM seemed immune to the deathly stench of Pervish cooking, and Bobs nose was quite immune to the sulfuric deathstorms that leaked out every two minuets. The rest of the bar was unsurprisingly abandoned after a few seconds, even trolls can only take so much.... with a satisfied sneer, Bob clicked a few buttons on the D-hopper and vanished.
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
So there is the strategy. I blow a tornado out of my ass as soon as Bob here pushes the damn golem to the edge of the flying island.
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
another thing, bob has a spell that will increase his already considerable strenght to twice its orriginal power, but only for 5 min. whith the stat booster he would be able to withstand the 5000lbs of preassure... but not after 5 min. bob taught the spell to CM too.
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
demons have magical powers... but ya ok i will revoke my spell casting abilities. another thing i thought of after i posted it was this. CM's strenght doubled would still be pretty sad wouldnt it.
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
I will raise the crowd, so that the golem get hurt faster. I'm gonna get all the souls in my profilactery and throw them in the battlefield, and mr Golem will be hold in his movement rate...
And my army of undead will rule the championship!
BTW, I'll keep only CM alive. Cause I'd love to see the stinky one to win.
what about bob!? hes stinky too... lol. besides this is a floating island, is the croud in a set of floating bleachers just outside the boundaries? how will you get the undead fellows ot attack!? now bob is scared...
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
