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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:10 am
by CM
excuse me....
but next time give her the herbal tea for colds.
Not any old tea works for colds.
*hands a cup and thermos to Beldin*
Give this to her and next time get it right.
You dont see me going around and giving incorrect shine drinks do you?
Bah...ignorant about tea

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:14 am
by Vivien
Originally posted by Beldin
I don't know what happened, but today nearly all the calls I've had were stupid customers who were behaving like they owned not only the company but also my a** and I'm busy to keep the emotions down - on my side AND on the customer's side...*sigh*
Have you tried flirting? When I get cranky people at work I make my voice really soft and flirty and they tend to be nicer.
Awe *hug* We could send Fas over to spill tea on their computer?

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:17 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Vivien
Have you tried flirting?
It's a little problem since 90% of my customers are male...

...
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:20 am
by CM
If i spill tea on their computers wouldnt that give them another reason to call Beldin?
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:21 am
by Vivien
Originally posted by Beldin
It's a little problem since 90% of my customers are male...
...
Why should that stop you?
Fas: Well, you'll just have to spill tea on their phone's too. How can they call Beldin then?

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:25 am
by CM
Originally posted by Vivien
Why should that stop you?
However said it stopped him?
All he said was that they were male.
On the phone, yeah that would work, but who will pay when i am sued?
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:26 am
by Vivien
Originally posted by CM
However said it stopped him?
All he said was that they were male.
On the phone, yeah that would work, but who will pay when i am sued?
McBane will be your lawyer

He'll do anything to help a Slurr. (by helping Beldin, you're helping a Slurr).
See, it's all settled.
Now, jump on a plan and go help Beldin.
I have the best ideas
So, Fas, how are you?

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:27 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by CM
On the phone, yeah that would work, but who will pay when i am sued?
@CM: Give them Sleepy's credit card number...
@Viv: I'm not into flirting with men. But I'm doing my best with the female customers......
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:29 am
by Vivien
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:32 am
by CM
I am good, save for the hectic time at work.
Thank Allah i am finishing this internship in the next 2 weeks.
And then my masters...life seems to be all work and no play.
Other than that i am good.
And you how is your cold coming along.
Just a tip if you feel ill or have stomach problems, try taking some Chinese jasmine tea.
It really helps relax the stomach and body.
And why would i want to help a slurr?
And what is sleeps credit card number?
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:37 am
by Vivien
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:50 am
by CM
Mean to you?
Nah that is because i dont like you
It has nothing to do with work.
And why must you hug me?
But as you are sick i will let it slide, i wont get angry at a sick woman.
even if she gives me hugs.
Though dont you dare take advantage of this

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 8:19 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Vivien
women have pms!
And men have their brains in their balls.....

.
Somehow I get the feeling that if a male customer is - well -
underequipped -physically and/or mentally - he tries to make up for it by being an absolute pain in the - ahem- neck...

.
@CM: How should I know about tea ? I drink Coffee or other
refreshments....

- but thank's for the lecture anyway, I'll put it to good use next time...
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 9:11 am
by Vivien
Originally posted by CM
Mean to you?
Nah that is because i like you
But as you are sick i will let it slide, i wont get angry at a sick woman.
even if she gives me hugs.
Ah, thanks CM

*hug*
Beldin:
Lol, nice theory

*hug*
Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2002 3:17 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2002 3:23 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Vivien
Beldin:
Lol, nice theory
*hug*
Ahem - @Viv - it's not
exactly a theory. I consider it to be
fact. Remember - I'm male - and I know how a man's brain works.

(or
not works 
) .
It's one of my favourite arguments why GOD (if she exists) is a woman: "Only a woman would give
men a brain
and a penis - but not enough blood to keep them
both working at the same time."
No worries,
Beldin
