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Re: Could this happen???

Originally posted by Weasel


The thing of nightmares.....Wedding Night and you find it doesn't work.

Public message : Don't let this happen to you. The shame of a broken George on your wedding night is something you will have to live with the rest of your life. (Plus your wife will never let you live it down) Try your George out before hand!!

LMFAO!!! Weasel you joker.

I say, try it out *with* your hand.

George?!

Originally posted by Gruntboy
@ Vivien.

Touche. Very carefully worded too, well done!

I can imagine that would be painful and wasn't in any way suggesting I was hung like a donkey. (oh to have your gift for words ).

I guess there are lots of things that can be "not right". But when its right, its very, very good. From talking to my female friends, that appears to be a good mix of size and technique.

The same is true the other way around. But lets not go there.

That is why teens with avergae sizes have such a hard time. They don't have the benefit of experiance, and are suck with one thats only average. Now, this really sucks when you get the superficial girl, because they think those extra inches are the bst thing since sliced bread, and it leaves most guys doing a solo act for a few months.

I'm not even going to reply to this...too many mistakes in the wrong places

Originally posted by Aegis


That is why teens with avergae sizes have such a hard time. They don't have the benefit of experiance, and are suck with one thats only average. Now, this really sucks when you get the superficial girl, because they think those extra inches are the bst thing since sliced bread, and it leaves most guys doing a solo act for a few months.

N/T

Originally posted by Gruntboy


LMFAO!!! Weasel you joker.

I say, try it out *with* your hand.

George?!

I will agree, practice beforehand will solve the Weddingnight Blues

As for the George remark....don't ask

Yeah, I thought you'd like that Weasel...

According to "Godzilla" movie : Size does matter.

But it's the technique the really count, if you're a stupid guy who dunno how to apply your "weapon" correctly it's useless anyway <So sayeth the Wise Aluando >

New Elected President will fix this.

Originally posted by KidD01
According to "Godzilla" movie : Size does matter.

But it's the technique the really count, if you're a stupid guy who dunno how to apply your "weapon" correctly it's useless anyway <So sayeth the Wise Aluando >

This is so true. But the sad fact is..most young men (boys) lose there "How to appy the Technique in a civil manner" handbook. Is it their fault? Or is it the fault of the government. A government to watch and help the citizens. The laws in place nowadays fall way short in this department. Who in their right mind gives this book to young men (boys) at the tender age of 2. Do they not know about the Terrible Two's. By age three, most will have lost their book and be destined to depend on others. But once I'm elected President of the World, plus the Moon, I will fix the problem.

Hey Weasel, was that a serious post, or spam post?

@Weasel- i think overthrowing the government would be easier than being president.

He sure is I think his Spammer side is creeping out again

Another lost book

Originally posted by Aegis
Hey Weasel, was that a serious post, or spam post?

I take it you don't remember your "How to appy the Technique in a civil manner" handbook.. This just goes to prove my claim.I must renew my efforts and stomp out the tragic events of the past!!

Originally posted by Alienbob
@Weasel- i think overthrowing the government would be easier than being president.

Right on, Bob ! Let's blast those government buildings like ID4 !

Originally posted by KidD01


Right on, Bob ! Let's blast those government buildings like ID4 !

Okay. i guess destroying the government would work also. but lets wait until Weasel is in office.

Smoked Weasel ?

LMAO I can't wait to smell a beam toasted weasel

Time's up guys ! Gotta sign out today, @Weasel : Flame you later

Ofcourse size matters. Ask any girl.

Originally posted by CM
Ah ok thanks Rob.

No aegis i don't have sex on my mind 24/7 i have other things to think about.
However you seem to be suffering from some envy!

Well if you had one, you would care.
Somebody hasn't been through puberty. Hormones?

Re: Smoked Weasel ?

Originally posted by KidD01
LMAO I can't wait to smell a beam toasted weasel

best when cooked until extra crispy and served with a side of boiled roaches. mmmmmmmm......

Re: Re: Smoked Weasel ?

Originally posted by Alienbob




best when cooked until extra crispy and served with a side of boiled roaches. mmmmmmmm......

I don't know about that, i prefer kobolds stuffed with cream of fox served with french fries and weasel on a stick.

Re: Re: Re: Smoked Weasel ?

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield


I don't know about that, i prefer kobolds stuffed with cream of fox served with french fries and weasel on a stick.

yes but kobolds are so tough and theres not much meat on them. but french fries and Weasel-on-a-stick sounds good. reminds me of Bobs iguana bits. now those were some tasty lizards.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Smoked Weasel ?

Originally posted by Alienbob



yes but kobolds are so tough and theres not much meat on them. but french fries and Weasel-on-a-stick sounds good. reminds me of Bobs iguana bits. now those were some tasty lizards.

Actually the kobold is a bit tough, but the real good stuff is in the head. Its a bit sticky but with a good ice-cream scoop you could get it out.

Re: Another lost book

Originally posted by Weasel

I take it you don't remember your "How to appy the Technique in a civil manner" handbook.. This just goes to prove my claim.I must renew my efforts and stomp out the tragic events of the past!!

Umm... yes... I just got a call from the men in white... something about a Weasel running from them...