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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2001 2:49 am
by Brink
Update to the name list:

Vehemence-An egotistic sissy.Needed help with bartending when there wasn't many people around in the pub at the time.Claims to be like thunder:lots of noise but no substance.Other claims include being a legend( Image ),a master in TKD(surprisingly oblivious to his surroundings) and a poet

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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2001 2:55 am
by Vehemence
Additional point: Vehemence was being helped by beautiful buxom wenches Image You do the math Image

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2001 3:02 am
by Brink
Additional info-Chrissy wasn't involved Image Image Image

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2001 3:06 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Brink:
Additional info-Chrissy wasn't involved Image Image Image
Counter-Additional Info: She friggin was too! Image

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2001 3:08 am
by Brink
No she wasn't.If you recall correctly,she asked for your help the previous night but she wasn't around when you asked for help(Alexia was around Image Image )

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2001 3:12 am
by Vehemence
It's the same thing. 6 of one, half a dozen of another!!!

Both times when I was the resident bartender, I was with Chrissy the first time, and Alexia the next. Image Who cares who helped who... picky picky picky Image Image

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2001 3:16 am
by Brink
Why do you think you're not the resident bartender anymore?? Image Image Image Image Image

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2001 3:51 am
by Vehemence
Because your no longer sick. Geeze man, we did it as a favour to you, and this is how you repay me, with petty insults, for shame Image Image

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2001 8:38 pm
by KidD01
Watch out ! The Amoeba have omnypotent powers ! Image Image Image
Update on GB status : tart distributor Image

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KidD01, Champion of Spam - with The everfast typing gloves !

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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2001 8:05 am
by Mr Sleep
Well by that standing i am a spammer extrodinare, what a strange board we live in Image

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2001 8:30 am
by Gruntboy
I'm confused. Am I a Butt pirate or an Elder God? I made 2k posts this morning.

Yay!

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2001 8:33 am
by Mr Sleep
Your whatever you want to be Grunt, apart from me, but you do have my complextion and my supurfulous third nipple and you even have my hair, you are me or am i you or does this mean all this time i have been two people......or am i loosing track of my spoons? Image

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2001 8:37 am
by Gruntboy
"I'm freeeee to be an idiot" Image

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2001 4:28 am
by Brink
Note to all:I'm separating the first part of the guide into 2(makes for easier updating in the future).The guide has been updated(minor updates Image Image ) to reflect more recent events Image ,so enjoy.

Pre-Spammer’s Guide to the Speak Your Mind Forum
by Brink and Flagg
This is the first part of the guide in which we will try our best to orientate you to this wonderful forum that is Speak Your Mind. Before we delve into the details of what to do and what not to do in here, we would like introduce you to the regulars often found lurking in here. As they say, what would a story be without its cast?

Weasel-The master spammer(with 4000+ posts) .Famed for messing up the forum some time ago. He's know-it-all alter ego named Slyweasel is now no more(rumoured to be dead ).He has some connections with monkeys from out of this world and has the ability to communicate telepathically. This guide is partially dedicated to him. Also known as: Sleasel, Emperor of Spam, Slyweasel

Waverly-The self-appointed doctor of the forum. He specializes in giving painful and destructive advice. Watch out for his purple pills. Famed for flaming others and having 2 personalities. Had his head operated by Minerva quite a while back. Also known to be flirting with every person on this forum that claims to be female.For some reason Waverly is Chrissy's hero.Flamed too many innocents until he was sentenced to a lifetime in his very own Hall of Shame Other names: Wankerly, General Flaming Innocent Bystanders, Waverly Gravey

Flagg-Apparently the moderator of this forum. Although being accused of being female he still holds the title of admiral smillies. whenever something 'funny' is happening, be sure to have him listed as one of the suspects. He nearly got sued for conspirating with Weasel in the deletion of Chrissy's topic.Flagg has admitted to being a vampire.Flagg is also now part of the Roleplaying in Athkathla team. Other names: Flaggina, Admiral Smilies

Ubik-The responsible family man Image .Has a relationship with one Selmita(sp?) with a son named Melosh-tar. Have a tendency to ‘make a man’ out of people. Was the captain of the Loveboat before it was sunk by marines. (Denyingly) has a sister named Ubika. Other names: Axl Ubik, Generalismo Pervertica

Gruntboy-Makes a lot of perverted posts. Has a fascination for marines and anything to do with the military.Celebrated his 2000th post by running around naked at the Picadilly Circus.Other names:Le Grunt, Rear Admiral of Filth, Mrs. Sleep

Minerva-The wise one. Operated on Waverly and made the discovery of him having 2 personalities. The judge of the court here in the SYM forum. One of the sanest person in here. At times she can be charmed using flowers or Buck Fizzles.The first student of Weasel's Spam Academy

Foul Dwimmerlaik-The guy with exquisite tastes and desires for animals(namely puffins and goats).Owns a petting zoo in this forum itself(if you're interested in wild animals/animals doing wild things Image ) Self-proclaimed genious. Has a tendency to start weird but intelligent threads.Also founder of the Foul Dwimmerlaik's He-Man Women Haters Club.The person who burnt down Brink's old fence.Saigo's evil twin and a regular at Doc Waverly's Hall of Shame.His relationship with Saigo may be more than just brotherly love

Melosh-tar-The son of Ubik.Lost his jewels in a freak accident Image . Recently involved in controversial events. Has a fascination for apples . Fond of giving roses to members of both sex.Melosh-tar is currently dead (rumour has it that he was killed by FoulDwimmerlaik). Other names: Meatloaf-tar,Master Chief Melosh McMuffin,Short-Meal

Darkpoet-This is the supposed reincarnation of our long lost friend Melosh-tar(this guy has jewels to boot).Possesses the same habits as Melosh(ie:giving roses,getting flamed).Has too many other names to be listed down

Chrissy- A girl suffering from a shock after her ladies room topic (the original one) was utterly destroyed by an unknown event. She is often referred to as Bubbly by Waverly, and there are some rumors that she actually is a 60 year old bald fat guy. This rumor however doesn't prevent most guys of flirting with her.She is rumoured to posess a deadly stare so I suggest that you don't make her mad.She is also a vampire-slayer who doesn't slay vampires but is instead attracted to them


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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2001 4:30 am
by Brink
T'lainya-Very helpful person. Watch out when she's angry though . If typing out her name is too troublesome,you can just type out T, T',Miss T' or Lainy. She doesn't like to get flamed by newbie smartass members.

Karembeu-Has an obsession for Jaheira and soccer. Favourite soccer player is Christian Karembeu. The person you should talk to if you ever want the latest scores or updates on the wonderful world of soccer.

Saigo-Worships Minerva. Gave some helpful tips on how to romance a girl. Apparently has a very open and enjoyable relationship with his wife. He is a great spammer. The first person to dare flame Weasel when he was still a junior member and live to tell about it.Made a daring move to call everyone idiots except Minerva during his speach at the Academy Awards.Fouldwimmerlaik's good twin

Brink-The person who needs help in romancing girls. Made a folly of taking Waverly's advice one day. He seems to have a strange attraction to being flamed by other members.Your friendly fence-sitter,residential bartender of the Swigging Monkey,and owner of 'The Fence'

Alexia-Made a gutsy move by creating a new ladies room topic. Watch out for her, as she seems to know quite a bit about the people that post at this forum.Famed(or was that notorius) for use flame-and-run tactics occasionally. She is the first lady to send her pic to Flagg Image .Rumour has it that she is a werewolf so I wouldn't flame her if I were you.This guide was inspired by her and I would like to thank her for it

Mr. Sleep- The almost forgotten master of spam. Although recently this title has been claimed by Weasel. He will always be remembered as the starter of spam, and for the stupidity of asking for an e-mail reply everytime someone posted in his topic. Occasionally becomes mad. Rumour has it that his anus functions like a bag of holding. Was a spammer but now a spam killer. Should you intend to be a spammer, make sure that you stay clear out of his way.Currently having some domestic problems with the Mrs.(recently found bouncing at Gruntboy's place)

Drakron- The ignored one. Seems to know everything that there is to know about D&D. Also seems to be lurking the board at all times.

Carrot- Infrequent visitor of this forum. Generally only tends to spam under the supervision of his big sister Chrissy.

Omar-The mad killer in this board.Chased poor old Brink from his fence once.Can’t seem to get laid by his girlfriend until they get married.The major villain in the upcoming film based on this board. Occasionally goes on a killing spree.

Blacksheep-Archenemy of Flagg and Foul.Aims to rid the world off goats.Omar’s accomplice in the upcoming film based on this board.Has a lot of nicknames given by other members of this board(all of them not too pleasant either)

Aegis-Part of the creative team that brought to you the excellent thread that is the Roleplaying in Athkathla thread.Trying very hard to be a spammer.Usually gets flamed by others for reasons known only to them

KidD01-The supposed Champion of Spam.Been missing for awhile but was recently rediscovered and has now return to his old ways.

Magus-The mastermind behind the Roleplaying in Athkathla thread.He can usually be found typing out long posts in that particular thread

Osiris-The Lord of the Underworld who has returned to action this past few days.He has his own gang which occasionally pops up with him whenever he goes reclaiming some poor, lost soul.He is also a great lawyer that never seems to lose in any of his cases.

Rail-Another member of the team that brought you the Roleplaying in Athkathla thread.Not much is known about him except for the fact that he hates spellcasters

fallout-Currently with the military.A staunch supporter of Fenerbahce.The Barbarian in the Roleplaying in Athkathla thread.He is also a proud and dedicated member of ASUAFWAHAWAM

Alison Entreri-Claims to have a better life than all of the other forum members.Pops in once in awhile

Xandax-Has given enough information about himself and has given up hope on the(now long abandoned) quiz.Frequents the Swigging Monkey

Vehemence- The person who will try to win a discussion by smooth words instead of content.An egotistic sissy.Needed help with bartending when there wasn't many people around in the pub at the time.Claims to be like thunder:lots of noise but no substance.Other claims include being a legend( Image ),a master in TKD(surprisingly oblivious to his surroundings) and a poet

The_Pope-Wannabe spammer who has many of his threads closed.He is very proud of this fact ( Image ) and is trying very hard to be another Baasie.Recently founded the Brotherhood of the Woods in the BG2 forum.

TheDeacon-New moderator on the block.Suspected to be just another personality of Flagg(or at least,he has the potential to be another Flagg Image )

The Killermachine-Made a bold move by creating a spamming contest in this forum.Frequently spams up his own topic when he has nothing better to do.Has a very similar spamming style to Blacksheep.A supposedly mighty member of the Council of Mages in the Bg2 forum

Note: This list is simply based on the behavior of the spammers(and one fence-sitter Image ) in this forum. The guide is by no means complete and there will be future additions. Feel free to tell me where I've messed up. No part of this list is meant to be offensive.


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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2001 6:08 am
by TheDeacon
@Brink: You forgot the Adonis-like-figure, the super mind and the social skills... Image Image Image

Still I don't understand the link with Flagg's personalities...

One more addition:
Although he keeps insisting he's a guy, Flagg's true identity lies closer to Flaggina Image Image

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2001 9:26 am
by Brink
TheDeacon-You were suspected of being another personality of Flagg.Btw,I may add those features after you reveal more about yourself Image Image Image

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Residential bartender of the Swigging Monkey and owner of 'the Fence'

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2001 9:34 am
by TheDeacon
@Brink: Ask away. What do you want to know? I'll answer every question... Image Image

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2001 9:37 am
by Brink
TheDeacon-In time,everything will be revealed Image Image Image

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Residential bartender of the Swigging Monkey and owner of 'the Fence'

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2001 9:43 am
by TheDeacon
@Brink: O.K. Then I'll wait and see.