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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2001 7:03 pm
by Weasel
The Battle lines are drawn..
As I arise from the throne of COMM to head the airport to get my wife..I realize...
The Battle lines are drawn..
If a sniper from the Spam Cult, The Lurker Cult or the main cause..The Dark Flamer Cult should happen to take me out...my second-in-command...Waverly Graverly will lead you to the light.
The Battle lines are drawn..
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2001 7:21 pm
by Bloodstalker
Gods, demi-gods, demons,
And here I am a lone Lord......
i can live with that
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2001 7:31 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>The Battle lines are drawn..
As I arise from the throne of COMM to head the airport to get my wife..I realize...
The Battle lines are drawn..
If a sniper from the Spam Cult, The Lurker Cult or the main cause..The Dark Flamer Cult should happen to take me out...my second-in-command...Waverly Graverly will lead you to the light.
The Battle lines are drawn..</STRONG>
You beleieve that we would stoop to measely sniper fire to eliminate you, Weasel? Weasel our former lord. Weasel, the origin of spam. No... we will do much worse... We already of the liquid lucite ready. we shall pour it on you, and preserve you forever! Muwahahaha!
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2001 7:41 pm
by cheesemage
Aucctually im not a god anymore they kicked me out of the club because i made all them demi-gods, sooo now im a Mortal bent on ripping apart the cosmos.Ok?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2001 7:54 pm
by Aegis
as long as your keeping busy, eh Cheese...
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2001 9:17 pm
by Aleldar
I'll try to hold the line General Weasel.
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2001 9:34 pm
by Aegis
Who is this mysterious man who steps out of the mists and bequeths his support to Weasel?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2001 9:35 pm
by Aleldar
What's wrong with supporting Weasel??
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2001 9:58 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Aleldar:
<STRONG>I'll try to hold the line General Weasel.</STRONG>
Glad to see this.
I have some bad news
it seems my wife has been corrupted.
My trip.
From home to the airport. (Nothing to report.)
I meet wife and get her stuff in the car. (Strange ...she is just talking and will not be quiet)
2.1 miles from the airport. (She persists to talk...I decide to ignore her.)
8.9 miles from the airport.(Blah blah..will it end??)
14 miles from the airport. (I stop at a gas station...the blah blah is killing me)
26.3 miles from the airport. (I fear the worst..she has somehow caught....spam of the mouth..my nerves...blah blah..my nerves)
42 miles from the airport. (My hands shake so bad I can barely steer the car...All I hear is a buzzing in my ear)
50.9 miles from the airport. (I arrive at the house...I can barely move..my hearing is gone...she wants to sit in the living room and talk..I scream!!...I run into the house and bar the door...right at this moment she is beating on the door...
)
I can only conclude the plot was set in motion by one of the cults here at GB.
Watch your self COMM's
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2001 10:39 pm
by fable
@Weasel, she's your wife. It follows that it is up to you to discipline her.
I suggest the Comfy Chair.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 2:57 am
by NCT
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>
It's from an experiment. OK I admit I'm going bald.
But you have to look at my reasoning..I spray the grass in the yard with a solution..it' grows. In my infinite wisdom..I decided to apply this to the top of my head.
e.i ... grass grows
my thoughts...hair grows.
If only I had read the warning on back first.
</STRONG>
No prob.I'll let you have my specially made lawn-mower.It percolates brains,even.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 3:01 am
by NCT
Originally posted by der Moench:
<STRONG>Hello, my name is der Moench.
der Moench means 'the monk.'
I live in a monastary, and brew beer. I have been brewing beer since being one of the original Braumeisters of the Spaten company, founded in 1363.
Weasel and his Communication are a true ray of light on this board, and my respect for him is boundless.
A word of caution:Watch the transformations which are truly boundless.And check your barrels.He might have turned into a weasebrew.
I myself Communicate with some frequency on this board, but I avoid all political dialogue - so don't ask me about Afghanistan!!
</STRONG>
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 3:11 am
by NCT
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>...
Oh boy... Weasel's turning into a weird plant creature that obsesses with comminication...
Well, at least he's getting better!
</STRONG>
Not yet,not yet do you know a good gardener,I'll provide the shears!
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 3:18 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>The Battle lines are drawn..
If a sniper from the Spam Cult, The Lurker Cult or the main cause..The Dark Flamer Cult should happen to take me out...my second-in-command...Waverly Graverly will lead you to the light.
</STRONG>
Your second-in-command?
Waverly is the one who killed you during the spam duel. Why do you want the man who can spam better than yourself as your second-in-command of the CONN?
...Err, sorry, typo. The COMM?
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 4:43 am
by NCT
@Weasel:You have persuaded me to join,if for no better reason than paying tribute to a comrade of the Mod.Landing.We shall use our lethal weapon:SANITY!and we have a few more aces hidden in the Communicating lines.As for the "gods",the garlic and the stakes are ready.ON TO VICTORY!We shall fall but not very far,ready to bounce back...
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 5:14 am
by Aegis
Originally posted by NCT:
<STRONG>@Weasel:You have persuaded me to join,if for no better reason than paying tribute to a comrade of the Mod.Landing.We shall use our lethal weapon:SANITY!and we have a few more aces hidden in the Communicating lines.As for the "gods",the garlic and the stakes are ready.ON TO VICTORY!We shall fall but not very far,ready to bounce back...</STRONG>
Garlic? What do you think we are? Vampires! Well, maybe Sleep, but I assure you, the rest of us aren't!
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 6:02 am
by NCT
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Garlic? What do you think we are? Vampires! Well, maybe Sleep, but I assure you, the rest of us aren't!
</STRONG>
Ahhh!The first casualty and our first victory!!!!In paste form,think about it!!!
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 6:24 am
by Mr Sleep
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 7:58 am
by KidD01
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Kid is a spammer at heart.... We just gotta find out what happened to it...
</STRONG>
Thank you, Aegis Cruiser
(I think I played RA2 expansion too much
I'll be as wise as Vishnu, and as deadly as Shiva now.....It's all dfepend on the topics
Interesting indeed how Weazzzel and Wafflefly forge an alliance in CONN. Society now after a deadly Spam duel
[ 11-05-2001: Message edited by: KidD01 ]
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 3:18 pm
by Aegis
Umm...
Muwahaha?
