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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:40 pm
by Bloodstalker
That's okay Ysh, I trust you
pogo? don't know but I'll try.
And I promise, I won't sing in your ear during the slow songs!
@Ned, What kinda bet did you make dude? You musta thought you had a sure thing!
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:41 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>erm...can you pogo?
*Looks at Georgi and dares her to speak*
</STRONG>
*sudden coughing fit*
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:42 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>What'll ya have sweetie?
Nice outfit by the way</STRONG>
How about a Zombie?
Thanks
@Ned erm...
rather you than me! Have a good party...
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:42 pm
by Bloodstalker
* So Georgi is in on this too*
By the way, just heard on the radio this is the first full moon on Halloween in 46 years.
COOL!
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:44 pm
by Bloodstalker
How about a Zombie?
Give me a couple hours to get drunk and you got me
Bad joke, I know.
Instructs a lurker to take a shovel to the graveyard.
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:45 pm
by THE JAKER
you guys are funny!
snaps fingers: the house band comes back from their "break" emerging out of a smoke filled room. They are composed of a mummy on bass, a werewolf on drums, creature from the black lagoon on keys, Dracula singing and his 3 sexy vampire ladies on backups.
Maniacal laughter is heard and the band breaks into "Wipeout".
Jaker starts doing "the twist" like a fool.
"hey Bloodstalker - do you wanna take the lead guitar?" - Points to a classic blonde '65 Strat and a 4x10" Fender Super Lead combo amp up on stage.
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:47 pm
by Yshania
*Ysh wanders out into the middle of the dance floor. She drops her chin to her chest and prepares herself as the music starts. As the Ramones kick in she starts leaping frantically up and down, hands held by her side, head lolling crazily.
'I don't want to be a pin head no more' she shouts in time.
as the crescendo comes to a stop. So does she. Stands again, still and with chin on chest. She eventually looks up at Bloodstalker's bemused expression.*
Well? was it good for you?
*She gives him a peck on the cheek, winks at Georgi, then exits the bar.
As the door closed behind her they hear her call - 'Goognight all! Thanks for the beer BS - and hey! no need to feel ganged up on!'*
Knowing that if Fas was around the rest of the boys would be safe, Yshania retired to her crypt...
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:48 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>* So Georgi is in on this too*
By the way, just heard on the radio this is the first full moon on Halloween in 46 years.
</STRONG>
In on what?
Funny, my diary says the full moon is tomorrow...
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:52 pm
by Bloodstalker
"hey Bloodstalker - do you wanna take the lead guitar?" - Points to a classic blonde '65 Strat and a 4x10" Fender Super Lead combo amp up on stage
I am in heaven! Walks up, straps on guitar and begins to warm his fingers up.
Stares after ysh in bewilderment, I sgoulda had another breath mint.
Looks out window, full moon tonight, I swear.
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:57 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>Bad joke, I know.
Instructs a lurker to take a shovel to the graveyard.
</STRONG>
Couldn't agree more
Tch, what kind of bartender are you?
Well, how about a Black Magic? A Hammer Horror? Satan's Whiskers?
@Ysh goodnight
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:59 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>Looks out window, full moon tonight, I swear.</STRONG>
Well, are you sprouting any extra hair?
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 6:00 pm
by THE JAKER
Crank that thing up, BS! The amp is due for an overhaul tomorrow so if you blow out the speakers it's no big deal, besides I've got a '59 Les Paul and a Hiwatt half stack in the back! (and then "for later" I have a BC Rich Warlock with a Floyd, a crybaby wah, and a Marshall plexi with 2 4x12 cabs---- MuHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!)
Wipeout!!!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 6:01 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by THE JAKER:
<STRONG>Jaker starts doing "the twist" like a fool.</STRONG>
Is that different from how everyone else does it?
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 6:01 pm
by Bloodstalker
I thought you wanted SATAN'S whiskers?
and yes, it approaches midnight, so my yearly feeding time draws nigh
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 6:05 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>and yes, it approaches midnight, so my yearly feeding time draws nigh
</STRONG>
Ummm... *backs away slowly*
Actually, it's already 1am here, so I guess I'm safe...
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 6:07 pm
by Bloodstalker
Les Paul????
Oh HELL yeah.
Takes Jaker at his word and proceeds to unleash a primal eruption of metal riffs that shake the very walls of the room, threatening to cave the roof daown upon him.
Blasting from deep low tones to a high screaming sustained note that fades then shifts into Mercyful Fates "Into My Coven"
GOD I love that riff!
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 6:10 pm
by Bloodstalker
Don't worry Georgi, I wouldn't harm a hair on your head.
Besides, feeding must be given willfully.
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 6:11 pm
by Gwalchmai
I just want to communicate my need for a beer. Any kind will do, as long as you understand my communication!
**Gwally says these words while dressed in a bright Hawaiian shirt, creased jeans, sandals, and miss-matched socks. He wears great, huge prosthetic lips. A slight meaty scent emanates from the lips. Upon closer inspection, it becomes apparent that the lips are filled with spam.**
Who is he?
Weasel!
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 6:14 pm
by Bloodstalker
@Gwally LMAO
How many of these do you have?
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 6:17 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>How many of these do you have?</STRONG>
How many members does SYM have?
ROFL@Gwally