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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:45 pm
by giles337
*slap* Brynn or Luis will! Even if none of you semi-heathens will!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:48 pm
by Magrus
Chances are, I'll be up, with nothing to do, again, and make it like a lot of them.

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:50 pm
by arno_v
[QUOTE=Magrus]Chances are, I'll be up, with nothing to do, again, ...[/QUOTE]
Story of our lives

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:57 pm
by Magrus
Oh indeed. I can't sleep normally. So I get drunk until I pass out and must occupy myself so I don't run rampant through this hick town in the dark causing trouble from sheer bordom and insomnia.

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:26 pm
by giles337
Don't Drink Water, Fishes Have Sex In It

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:31 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=giles337]Don't Drink Water, Fishes Have Sex In It

[/QUOTE]
This is why I drink almost everything with alcohol in it. It'll either kill anything in the water, or make me too drunk to notice.

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:32 pm
by arno_v
Don't breath air, humans and animals ejaculate in it!
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:36 pm
by giles337
You sir, are a skank

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:47 pm
by Magrus
It's ok, I breathe the air around me so it's just me I have to deal with, no one else.

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:51 pm
by giles337
And you sir! YOU extend the bounds of depravity!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:55 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]This is why I drink almost everything with alcohol in it. It'll either kill anything in the water, or make me too drunk to notice.

[/QUOTE]
You do know that almost everything made of alcohol has water in it yes?
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:55 pm
by Magrus
It's my job, what else would you expect?
[QUOTE=the_limey]You do know that almost everything made of alcohol has water in it yes?[/QUOTE]
Yes, yes I do. Which leads to the too drunk to care part wouldn't it?

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:59 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]It's my job, what else would you expect?
Yes, yes I do. Which leads to the too drunk to care part wouldn't it?

[/QUOTE]
But before you start drinking (assuming you're not drunk to start with) doesn't the thought of all that fish sperm in your booze put you off?
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:01 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=the_limey]But before you start drinking (assuming you're not drunk to start with) doesn't the thought of all that fish sperm in your booze put you off?[/QUOTE]
Nah, it's cool. Protein's good for you. Go protein!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:05 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]Nah, it's cool. Protein's good for you. Go protein!

[/QUOTE]
Yes, sperm does indeed have many uses- it's very good for the complection and my cousin says it's great for sore throats.

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:07 pm
by Darth Zenemij
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:18 pm
by Magrus
Oh the trouble I'll be catching for all of this...I'm hungry! Where's that friggin pizza boy with my food!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:24 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Demortis]it wasnt all him ya know. me, mag, brynn, and luis helped[/QUOTE]
? Methinks you've left off over half of the Heathens, mate!

Ye gods! You left out Sytze, man! How could you leave out Sytze?
*quickly prays for a topic change from sperm*
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:33 pm
by Magrus
Where has Sytze been anyways? I haven't seen him around in some time.
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:46 pm
by Tower_Master
Methinks he hath chosen to hone his skills in the fine art of lurking

Why is it that so many of the "greats" end up resorting to Lurkerdom as time goes on?