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No. 600

The time has come ! It's No 600 for me....feel free to party ! Drinks are on me ! Try the new & improved Electrified Composite Headbanger C0cktails with Rubber Duck attachment....If you fry the drink right, the duck will melt into your drink ! Enjoy !

**sets up the electric booz'o'matic to fry people and their drinks at their leasure**

Now let's hear some music !

**turns on Rolling Thunders (tm) 5000W - PA system and puts Purple Haze in the CD tray**

I have to say that a MPV (Mobile Party Vehicle) of this size - parked halfway through a pub is a nice thing to have...I should try that at home

Disclaimer: Kids - don't try this at home !


**starts to dual-wield pints of Electrified Composite Headbanger C0cktails with Rubber Duck attachment**

the actions of Eerhardt

Paaaaaartyyyyyy! Congrats on 600, Beldin!
** starts SLURRing down a horse-sized pint of beer **

I propose a compression session in the Rolling Thunder! *Grabs an E.C.h.C and starts drinking*.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I propose a compression session in the Rolling Thunder! *Grabs an E.C.h.C and starts drinking*.

What's a compression session ??

A compression session is a hideous waste of money involving a lot of "exotic plant matter" burning in an enclosed space. It's best with a group of mates, particularly in panel vans or kombis. Every time you breathe in it's like toking up, and since breathing is automatic it doesn't matter how trashed you get. Walking does get tricky after an hour or so and it's hideously expensive but boy does it get you toasted.
Ahh, happy days...

** finishes his horse-sized pint and switches to an improved Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktail with Rubber Duck attachment ** Yeah, Ode, go get some ** gets into the hottub and flips the switch. Soon the drink in his hand starts to boil ** Woohoo: look at that Duck go! ** takes a sip from his E.C.h.C. with fried duck ** Hey, Beldin, great stuff!

@Ode: Thanks for explaining. Now I know how to celebrate my weekend.... Thank's god my s.o. also likes to burn vegetative matter

@Eerhardt: Enjoy while it lasts....the Ducks are expensive so I stocked only a limited amount...

**takes another improved Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktail with Rubber Duck attachment and hands it to Eerhardt. Takes another one for himself**

BTW Ode - my water pipe is under the drivers seat of Rolling Thunder (tm) - but you'll have to assemble it yourself.

@Beldin-No worries. When you live in a renovated train carriage you learn about these things. Bear in mind that the space should be pretty small for best results. I'll post a picture of my own black ceramic water pipe some time soon.
*Climbs into the hottub, E.S.S. in hand, and starts munching on some leftover exploded chicken*

@Eerhardt, that's not a bad idea, think I will go get some. I'm off for a week tomorrow so I guess I'll see you all in a week. Bye.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
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@Eerhardt, that's not a bad idea, think I will go get some. I'm off for a week tomorrow so I guess I'll see you all in a week. Bye. [/b]

He he HEY ! @Ode: Eerhardt said to GET some - not to SMOKE IT ALL BY YOURSELF (and be "gone" for a week..)


**dives into a horse sized pint of beer**


EDIT: Have a nice holiday (or whatever it is you do) ! Hope to get you back in one piece !

C U,

Beldin

the actions of Eerhardt

** after finishing his second improved E.C.h.C. and SLURRing down the contents of half a hottub of E.S.S., returns to the BS-sized pints of beer ** Hey, I need a good night's rest, so Beldin mate: here's to a 1,000 ** starts SLURRing down a BS-sized pint of beer **

Beldin:

**looks through blurred vision at Eerhardt. Climbs out of glass. sight now much better**

Bye, mate !

I'll get another horsepint of beer, then I'm of for the weekend ! SLURR on !

**starts headfirst into the next beer**

NO worries !

Beldin

the actions of Eerhardt

** wakes up after a good night's sleep in a BS-sized pint ** Morning all! Beldin, mate, I think it's time we moved on ** prepares a mug of special coffee brew and then starts rolling the BS-sized and horse-sized pints into the truck **

Beldin:

**wakes up, grabs some coffee and cranks up the forklift to help Eerhardt load the truck**
G'morning Eerhardt ! How was your weekend ?

the actions of Eerhardt

It was ok: got around to playing a lot of BGII (you know the warning about not "losing any dedicated players"? That's me alright ) and saw Star Wars Episode I: the Phantom Menace again yesterday. So how was your weekend, mate? ** takes a drink from his mug of special coffee brew ** Aaah, nothing like an overdose of caffeine to get the day started...

Beldin:

Not so bad. We went to see a nice Bluesband from Vienna, drank a little bit, smoked a little something. Had some [censored].....I liked it, but as always the weekend was to short

**takes another cup of coffee and pours some J.D. in it**

the actions of Eerhardt

I know what you mean, man Ah well... ** continues loading everything on the truck and then takes one last sip from the hottub ** Ok, Beldin, we're ready to go once you've finished your Irish coffee

Beldin:

**downs hos coffee, throws the cup in the truck and climbs into the drivers seat**

Since our gunner is on a holiday you'll have to take the gunners seat. Keep the Shinethrower ready and be prepared to ignite the shine if need be.

**starts the engine of Rolling Thunder [tm)and bachs up slowly, knocking more ricks from the wall on his way out**

Get rolling !

**engine roars like thunder, truck vanishes in the haze of its exhaust fumes**

**only a hole in the wall of Ned's dicriminatora Hall remains to remind of the Mobile Party Thread**

hey, you're gonna have to pay for that hole. or at least fill it up, i think grunty has some experience in that kind of stuff.

Whew. They've finally moved on.

And for a while there I'd thought the parasites had found a permanent home.

No really, they're gone. We can open the doors for business again. Looks like Nippy's olde banshee is the latest target of the roach motel. So remember, if you drop in there for a bevvy, do check the glass for pests.

So please, check into the hall, have a drink and speak up so we may squish your ego and take that wind you call 'self esteem' out of your sails. Remember: 'We're here to make your life seem less meaningful.'

Of course: First round is on the house.

could I get a WATER