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**hands Ode a box of matches**

Odie - nicely done, but throwing the shine works only if you ignite it - like a flamethrower... so, c'mon , baby, light my fire !

So, let me see if I get this right.....3 drunk men in a hot tub, eating chicken??

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing airplane glue.....

the actions of Eerhardt

** hands McBane an Electric Shine Stinger ** Uhm, we're no longer in the hottub and we're still grilling the chicken, but hey, drink some of this stuff and everything will be just fine... So, how's the bar coming along?

@Beldin-We don't want to cook Rob-hin's avatar ourselves, we just want to catch it and take it to DD's bar & grill for Jace to cook. If torched it now it'd be a waste.

Beldin:

**lights up a funny smelling cigarette, takes a few puffs and hands it over to McBane**

Want some ? I just ran out of glue ...

Peace, brother !

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
@Beldin-We don't want to cook Rob-hin's avatar ourselves, we just want to catch it and take it to DD's bar & grill for Jace to cook. If torched it now it'd be a waste.

But you see - IF you torch it, all that HAIR would be burned away....that makes the cooking easier....besides I like my basic furry animal (like beavers or "small cats") hairless

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Hey, Ode, why don't you teach him to suck eggs before you take him to Jace . Gentlemen, dinner is served ** serves the Exploded Chicken and starts gnawing on a chicken wing himself **

posted by McBane
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing airplane glue.....

Wow!!!! One minute he's Karl Laszlo, attorney at law and then the next minute he's Steve McCroskey, Chicago air traffic controller

Originally posted by Ned Flanders


Wow!!!! One minute he's Karl Laszlo, attorney at law and then the next minute he's Steve McCroskey, Chicago air traffic controller

And who are you ? THE SARGE ?

Originally posted by Beldin


And who are you ? THE SARGE ?

Is that rhetorical?

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** hands Ned an Exploded Chicken wing ** Ned, try this instead, much better than rat on a stick ** continues gnawing on his chicken wing and drinks another Electric Shine Stinger **

Originally posted by Aegis
Is that rhetorical?

NO, I was just to lazy to type out all the Over/Under and Clearance/Clarence and Roger/Roger gags...

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
** hands McBane an Electric Shine Stinger ** Uhm, we're no longer in the hottub and we're still grilling the chicken, but hey, drink some of this stuff and everything will be just fine... So, how's the bar coming along?

Bar is going along well....still behind schedule, but it will be all worth it....
**takes a long drink of the E.S.S.** You fellas might want to put a little alchohol in these.

@Ned - Would should be Stryker??

Re: Beldin:

Originally posted by Beldin
**lights up a funny smelling cigarette, takes a few puffs and hands it over to McBane**

Want some ? I just ran out of glue ...

Peace, brother !

Well, as long as it's just a cigarette I guess that's ok!

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Originally posted by McBane
Bar is going along well....still behind schedule, but it will be all worth it....
**takes a long drink of the E.S.S.** You fellas might want to put a little alchohol in these.

Dang, I knew we'd fried that batch too long ** hands McBane an Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktail ** Try this instead. So when do you think the bar will be ready?

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt


Dang, I knew we'd fried that batch too long ** hands McBane an Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktail ** Try this instead. So when do you think the bar will be ready?

**takes the drink, downs it** Aahhh. much better. I am painting the basement now, but still waiting for cabinets and bar top.....I think the middle of next month at the latest. I have the refrigerator, co2 tank, and tapper equipment. I and trying to behave and wait until the actual bar is finished though...

Actually, I need to find some tapper handles. I am unsure what types to buy. Any suggestions??

@McBane: Take BIG handles....the're easier to grab when you're drunk....

**finishes his chicken and goes for some E.C.H.C.'s**

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I think you can't go wrong with authentic tap handles like they have for Guinness... but they are relatively expensive ** downs an E.C.h.C. and fills up the hottub with a new supply of shine and ingredients to the E.S.S. **

Originally posted by Beldin
BIG handles....the're easier to grab when you're drunk....

Thats funny, my SO says the same thing...

by McBane
Actually, I need to find some tapper handles. I am unsure what types to buy. Any suggestions??

There's a biker bar in the town where I went to college that had naked lady tappers. Talk about classic and tacky If I were you, I start scouting on ebay now. Just keep collecting tapper handles and rotate them on a regular basis. Keep finding matches for all the different types of kegs you'd like to host. Get out the heineken tappers when you bring home a keg of heini, harp for harp. Of course, you could use the naked lady tappers whenever you brought home a good ol' keg of some domestic american crap pilsner (insert miller, bud, busch, pabst, etc...)

I'll fly in when the bars done, I'm no longer afraid.
Ted Stryker