Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:03 pm
Sharpens claws and waits 
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Ned's discriminatory hall of incessant belittling
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 9:35 pm
claws? are you a cat? cuz i'm allergic to cats.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 10:39 pm
@AR,
see witch king's last post here.
see witch king's last post here.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:09 pm
ohhh, the knee-biting toad, of course, how could i forget, of course a TOAD would have CLAWS.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:27 pm
no, she's still a cat. You're to mind your own business and then you won't have to fear such allergies. But fear the T, AR, fear the T. She's got razor sharp pointy..., she can leap..., look at the bones.
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:08 am
If it'll keep Grunty happy...
*Climbs into the hot-tub, guzzling down an E.S.S. as he goes.*
*Climbs into the hot-tub, guzzling down an E.S.S. as he goes.*
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:14 am
the actions of Eerhardt
** starts lining up a new series of Electric Shine Stingers and Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktails on the bar ** and Ode, that's the spirit! ** flips the switch and joins Ode in SLURRing the hottub filled with E.S.S. **
Thanks for the complement, Ned. It's beyond you guys, alright...Originally posted by Ned Flanders
I do believe our main problem is a couple of loonies who previously locked up in a closed tavern some how managed to escape. Their noses inevitably led them to the largest supply of virtual alcohol this side of bartender.com. (This has the prospect of being made into 'return of the living dead part 6).
It is beyond all of us here in the good name of verbal flaming and abuse to contend with the fact that the two who spend the most time here are unable to construct a complete sentence of belittling or comprehend a good belittling when it is served to them. Perhaps we should just stick with Ni.
Roger the Shrubber
** starts lining up a new series of Electric Shine Stingers and Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktails on the bar ** and Ode, that's the spirit! ** flips the switch and joins Ode in SLURRing the hottub filled with E.S.S. **Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:23 am
What can I say, 3 decrept winos are always better than 2, especially with a hot-tub full of stingers. *Downs an E.C.h.C.*
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:50 am
Beldin:
G'morning Y'all !
**climbs into the hot-tub, guzzling an E.C.H.C.**
That's right Ode ....3 's company... But if you want to please Grunty you'll have to undress first...
**SLURRS some Stinger from the tub to mix it with the E.C.H.C.**
G'morning Y'all !
**climbs into the hot-tub, guzzling an E.C.H.C.**
That's right Ode ....3 's company...
But if you want to please Grunty you'll have to undress first... **SLURRS some Stinger from the tub to mix it with the E.C.H.C.**
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:50 am
the actions of Eerhardt
"The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved"...
So when are these guys gonna come up with something good I can't ignore ... ** gets out of the hottub, rolls out the BS- and horse-sized pints and starts filling them with beer **
"The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved"...
So when are these guys gonna come up with something good I can't ignore
... ** gets out of the hottub, rolls out the BS- and horse-sized pints and starts filling them with beer **Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 1:21 am
I'm not quite that eager to please Grunty...besides, he's got his pantless marines if all else fails.
BTW, are there any positions still vacant on the Rolling Thunder(TM)?
@ Aegis, I seem to recall that T is a little sensitive about being a redhead. Try that out for starters.
BTW, are there any positions still vacant on the Rolling Thunder(TM)?
@ Aegis, I seem to recall that T is a little sensitive about being a redhead. Try that out for starters.
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 1:29 am
Beldin:
Welcome aboard Odie !
We could need a gunner - the turret is right over the pool table **shows Ode the gunners seat for the shinethrower**
Welcome aboard Odie !
We could need a gunner - the turret is right over the pool table **shows Ode the gunners seat for the shinethrower**
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 1:45 am
Woohoo! What a great job! *Climbs out of the tub, stumbling as he goes*
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 2:03 am
the actions of Eerhardt
Ode, mate, you'll fit right in ... ** starts SLURRing down a horse-sized pint of beer **
Ode, mate, you'll fit right in
... ** starts SLURRing down a horse-sized pint of beer **Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 6:59 am
Beldin:
**climbs into Rolling Thunder (tm) with a crumpled paper bag**
Hey guy's want a bite ? I got some froggyburgers from "Deedee's Grill & Bar" . Ned wanted to give us some RAT...can you believe that....everyone KNOWS that rat goes DIRECTLY to the hips....so I brought some frog - that should be good for your thighs..
**sets the paperbag on the pool table and dives headfirst into a horse sized pint of beer**
**gurrrgleglaabb**
**climbs into Rolling Thunder (tm) with a crumpled paper bag**
Hey guy's want a bite ? I got some froggyburgers from "Deedee's Grill & Bar" . Ned wanted to give us some RAT...can you believe that....everyone KNOWS that rat goes DIRECTLY to the hips....so I brought some frog - that should be good for your thighs..
**sets the paperbag on the pool table and dives headfirst into a horse sized pint of beer**
**gurrrgleglaabb**
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:07 am
the actions of Eerhardt
What kind of sauce did they put on? ** takes a bite out of a froggyburger ** Hmmm... tastes like ketchup. And as far as Ned is concerned: the man knows his drinks, but he has absolutely no taste as far as food is concerned. Rats, tss... Now, a fried hedgehog, I can understand, but rats... ** takes a sip from his bottle of shine to wash away the aftertaste **
What kind of sauce did they put on? ** takes a bite out of a froggyburger ** Hmmm... tastes like ketchup. And as far as Ned is concerned: the man knows his drinks, but he has absolutely no taste as far as food is concerned. Rats, tss... Now, a fried hedgehog, I can understand, but rats... ** takes a sip from his bottle of shine to wash away the aftertaste **
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:11 am
the actions of Eerhardt
** Checks the menu again ** Say, Beldin, is there anything from the menu that we hit lately? ** takes another sip from his bottle **
** Checks the menu again ** Say, Beldin, is there anything from the menu that we hit lately? ** takes another sip from his bottle **
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:16 am
Beldin:
**surfaces from his horse-sized pint**
Hand me the crowbar - I think I saw some "Exploded Chicken" in the cooling fan of the truck ...
**surfaces from his horse-sized pint**
Hand me the crowbar - I think I saw some "Exploded Chicken" in the cooling fan of the truck ...
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:21 am
the actions of Eerhardt
Alright, we'll be eating chicken tonight! ** hands Beldin the crowbar, fires up the grill and empties his bottle ** Say, Ode, are you up for some Exploded Chicken?
Alright, we'll be eating chicken tonight! ** hands Beldin the crowbar, fires up the grill and empties his bottle ** Say, Ode, are you up for some Exploded Chicken?
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:25 am
*Takes a Froggyburger and starts eating* The chicken sounds good, but I say we order some of the hampster, too. *Grabs a BS-sized pint and fires a poorly-aimed salvo of shine at Rob-hin's avatar*.