MUAAA HA HA HA HA HA
<---- Evil laughter Did you really believe you'd get away from me that easy my pretty?
MUAAA HA H AHA HAA <----- more evil laughter Poken the Pig Prison
*Vehemence feels a tug on the emotions of his heart and feels sorry for the buxom wench sitting there helpless as she sobs. He wonders if he should do the right thing and release her from the shackles.... seconds pass and Vehemence dismisses the absurdity of that idea and laughs half-heartedly*
MUAAA HA HA HA HA HA <---- Evil laughter
Did you really believe you'd get away from me that easy my pretty? MUAAA HA H AHA HAA <----- more evil laughter
MUAAA HA HA HA HA HA
<---- Evil laughter Did you really believe you'd get away from me that easy my pretty?
MUAAA HA H AHA HAA <----- more evil laughter Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Damn Double posts!!!
[ 05-13-2001: Message edited by: Vehemence ]
[ 05-13-2001: Message edited by: Vehemence ]
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
I leave this for the records and WaverlyOriginally posted by Chrissy:
<STRONG>Veh: Drat! [Chrissy sulks for a while because her little plan didn't work]
Okay, how about... the promise of.. some sexual favors if you help me escape?</STRONG>
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
*The momentem of Vehemence's jaw dropping causes him to fall out of his chair*Originally posted by Chrissy:
<STRONG>Okay, how about... the promise of.. some sexual favors if you help me escape?</STRONG>
He gets up, hands her a detailed map, a digging device and a light as he starts to dig the tunnel feverishly, his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth in a happy daze
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
*As soon as the tunnel is finished and Chrissy is standing outside*:Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>*The momentem of Vehemence's jaw dropping causes him to fall out of his chair*
He gets up, hands her a detailed map, a digging device and a light as he starts to dig the tunnel feverishly, his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth in a happy daze
Good boy... Now, if you want to collect those favors I'm pretty sure either Foul or Grunt will be happy to provide for such a handsome young lad such as yourself.
tata
*blows Vehemence a handkiss**Vehemence suddenly click's as to what was meant by loopholes*
Feindish... truly feindish.
*Vehemence lunges and grasps hold of Chrissy's ankle, however, the moments later are a blur as the image of a spaded shovel flicker in and out of his memory getting closer and closer to his face. He wakes up slighly bewildered with a really, really, sore face! Nothing unusual there. Except it's usually his cheeks that feel the sorest after a night of slaps from women.
Taking a small locating device from his pocket, a small blip flashes across the screen. "I've got you now devious one!" he murmurs as he sets off in the direction of the blip.
Feindish... truly feindish.
*Vehemence lunges and grasps hold of Chrissy's ankle, however, the moments later are a blur as the image of a spaded shovel flicker in and out of his memory getting closer and closer to his face. He wakes up slighly bewildered with a really, really, sore face!
Nothing unusual there. Except it's usually his cheeks that feel the sorest after a night of slaps from women.Taking a small locating device from his pocket, a small blip flashes across the screen. "I've got you now devious one!" he murmurs as he sets off in the direction of the blip.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
It had been several hours since the 'shovel' incident and Vehemence finally made his way to a main road... hmmm... looking at the ground beneath him the faint footprints of a female remained. It was her alright...
The blip flashed in an eastward direction. Vehemence set of east hot on the trail...
The blip flashed in an eastward direction. Vehemence set of east hot on the trail...
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
After following the road East on foot for a while a large airconditioned car stops next to her. A seemingly whealthy couple with an obnoxious child in the back seems to be ready for an act of charity and offer her a lift...
Chrissy dislikes the child immidiately, but needs the ride to get as far away from the prison as possible.
Chrissy dislikes the child immidiately, but needs the ride to get as far away from the prison as possible.
Vehemence's mind boggled as he suddenly saw the blip rapidly accelerate. His lower than average intelligence pondered the thought for a good ten minutes before the snap realisation that she must have eaten some proton pill that made her run really really fast entered his brain.
He cursed at the air as he realised he didn't have one. He'd have to find some other way to catch her. His thoughts were constantly interupted as the barage of cars flew past him. "Damn!" he exlaimed in agitation, I'll never catch up to her.
As this bewildering thought lept around the mountains of empty space inside his head, a car pulled over to the side of the road. It was his partner Flagg in the patrol car. "Get in!" he yelled. "She's getting away!" he continued as Vehemence got in the car....
He cursed at the air as he realised he didn't have one. He'd have to find some other way to catch her. His thoughts were constantly interupted as the barage of cars flew past him. "Damn!" he exlaimed in agitation, I'll never catch up to her.
As this bewildering thought lept around the mountains of empty space inside his head, a car pulled over to the side of the road. It was his partner Flagg in the patrol car. "Get in!" he yelled. "She's getting away!" he continued as Vehemence got in the car....
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>As this bewildering thought lept around the mountains of empty space inside his head, a car pulled over to the side of the road. It was his partner Flagg in the patrol car. "Get in!" he yelled. "She's getting away!" he continued as Vehemence got in the car....
Okay you just had to drag me into this.... BIC: Don't worry partner... She won't be getting away.
Flagg
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Make Your Gaming Scream!
HAHAHOriginally posted by Flagg:
<STRONG>
BIC: Don't worry partner... She won't be getting away.
Couldn't leave captain Flagg out of an adventure could we? Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Well since the lead roll (read: Chrissy) isn't here, this story isn't going anywhere soon... Unless you had other reasons for dragging me into this story..
In that case, I don't even want to hear it...
In that case, I don't even want to hear it...
Flagg
[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/poolofradiance"]GameBanshee's Pool of Radiance[/url]
Make Your Gaming Scream!
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Make Your Gaming Scream!
Neither do I!
Vehemence looks at the tracking device as the blip suddenly vanishes...
Darn, lost her!
--- END of Story
Vehemence looks at the tracking device as the blip suddenly vanishes...
Darn, lost her!
--- END of Story
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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and all this while Stoner Cold is sitting in his cell, being sick after eating the wrong colour pill.
And that's the bottom line, 'cos Stoner Cold said so!
Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat
I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander over where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...
Nobody's perfect, and I'm a nobody.
GET OUTTA MY HEAD CUZ I DON'T NEED THIS!
Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat
I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander over where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...
Nobody's perfect, and I'm a nobody.
GET OUTTA MY HEAD CUZ I DON'T NEED THIS!
