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1. Do you drink?
2. How often do you drink?
3. What is your favorite drink?
4. Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?
5. If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?
6. Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
7. When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head?
8. Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?
9. Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?
10. Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?
11. What is your take on the corruption of children?
12. Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.

Locke Da'averan wrote:1.yes
2.varies, atleast few times a month, at most 4times/week(reasonably on weekdays)
3.long island ice tea
4.somewhat yes..
5.well no... i don't like electrocution, not that i've tried i just believe so.
6.no
7.well i've never bumbed my head some other bodypart always hits the ground first
8.yes
9.outside finland yes
10.no as long as the hose is not meant for below waist
11.all the youngsters are corrupted to the core
12.well if i say boredom will i get to do the 10shots? the feel for joining a good cause..

Luis Antonio wrote:Magrus, what shall I do to join?

1. Do you drink?yes
2. How often do you drink? almost three times a week(with buddies )
3. What is your favorite drink?
4. Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?at times yes
5. If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?yes
6. Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?ummm
7. When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head? yesterday
8. Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?those blue things with condoms on there heads?yes
9. Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?hehehe
10. Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?o...k
11. What is your take on the corruption of children?STOP IT!
12. Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.ok*drinks 10 shots of tequila* that was good, now am i in?

1. Do you drink? Yes.
2. How often do you drink? Every day.
3. What is your favorite drink? Lemonade
4. Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you? Sometimes...
5. If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem? Sure, why not.
6. Were you ever dropped on your head as a child? No, not that I know of.
7. When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head? Never.
8. Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising? HELL YEA
9. Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith? Sure.
10. Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue? As long as I get to sniff the glue, sure.
11. What is your take on the corruption of children? I wouldn't know, I'm a child myself.
12. Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead. Cause your my role model

1. You must do 1 shot/ every 12 lbs of your body weight in the next hour.
2. You shall be then strapped into a chair with your eyelids pried open ala A Clockwork Orange style.
3. You shall be subjected to films, shows and videos which portray examples of perversion and debauchery in there most terrible forms until next tuesday. Only next tuesday though, as wednesday is Hump Day.
4. You shall hereafter refer to wednesdays only as Hump Day. It is the hump of the week and once you get over it, it's drunk time.
5. Drinking prior to Hump day is optional, but after mandatory. Celebrating Hump Day is encouraged.
6. While strapped into above-said chairs you shall be hosed down with sugarwater by Luis and we will let our gerbils loose. Don't worry, they won't bite until the sugarwater is gone.
7. Sadly, we only have enough sugar to make 2 gallons of sugarwater. Gerbil bites are exciting though I've heard.
8. You shall be set free on Tuesday as above mentioned. You will be given a goal to accomplish in the surrounding neighborhood.
9. Oh, oops, that wasn't sugar water. The hallucinations should be starting soon. Sorry.
10. If you happen to be taller than 6 foot, you must chase down cars and remove the drivers seat inside them.
11. If you are under 6 feet tall, you must replace the drivers side seats of above said cars with generous portions of jello.
12. Upon completing this task on three cars each person, you must bow down before the Kitty Idol in front of the building. It's slightly off to the left from where Nasuke did his admittance dance.
13. Luis will then turn on the Kitty Idol's autotargeting, motion detecting, potato shooter.
14. Those able to dodge incoming projectiles shall be welcomed into our esteemed college.
15. Sadly, those hit by projectiles must repeat this procedure next week and hope to be more agile.
16. Booze filled orgy upon admittance.