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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:18 pm
by Yshania
64. Tape BS to Fas

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:22 pm
by Bloodstalker
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:25 pm
by Yshania
Heh! are you saying that duct tape is sentient? How can it locate something that never existed?

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:29 pm
by Bloodstalker
I may have been halucentaing

But I will find that halo, if I have to search you head to toe
which shouldn't be hard to do oh dressless one

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:16 pm
by Chanak
71. Preventive maintenance...duct tape used to secure wallet and car keys to hand can also be used once again to remove blonde hair out of car so duct-tape using investigator will find no evidence of crime.
72. Duct tape, a mother's helper, and preventative device. Use duct tape to secure ice cream cone to child's hand, thereby stopping those ice cream cone spills that make an ice-cream cone eating child cry.
73. Potty training aid. Duct tape child's potty to child, making diapers and pull-ups a thing of the past.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:25 pm
by Robnark
74: build an effigy of the god of duct tape out of duct tape, and sacrifice duct tape in front of it. somehow.
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:42 pm
by Snoopy
Strap down the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:51 pm
by Scayde
76. Hold up the wall to my cubicle
77. Stop the papers from sliding off my charting rack
78. Keep the door to the file room open
79. Repair the heel of my shoe
80. Silence small children
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:59 pm
by Snoopy
Keep my dad from coming in my room.

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:16 pm
by Scayde
82. Duct tape a cardboard of myself to the nurses station so I can slip out unnoticed
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:33 pm
by Chanak
83. Place duct tape over guard's eyes in security shack while Scayde makes her getaway.

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 7:48 pm
by josh
84. Strap a gun on your back so it is in easy reach when you need to put your hands on your head after being caught by some high-tech thieves and you are the only hope of rescuing the hostages held in the building surrounded by hundreds police. (Die Hard)
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:55 am
by Nightmare
86. Tape eyes. I'd be blind, but it would look damn cool in pictures.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 4:57 am
by Beldin
87. Tape George W. to Saddam - face to face (or was that cheek to cheek ?

) . Sit back. Watch.
No worries,
Beldin

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 12:57 pm
by Neo
88. trap for your cat to see exactly who has been eating all the food.
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 1:01 pm
by Neo
Originally posted by Scayde
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85. Tape Tommygun to hood of getaway car
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 1:23 pm
by Robnark
89: tape yourself to the ceiling like a giant, paralysed spider.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 6:31 pm
by Neo
90. Duct tape my well-behaved twin's mouth shutand skip school 91. Duct tape my doors shut to keep Scyade &Snoopy out.
