nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 4:25 pm

Originally posted by frogus
What the hell kind of ceiling has knots in?

its called stuco

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:14 pm

Originally posted by thantor3
ROFL! No doubt a dish best eaten cold.

lol!

Indeed... A Calabrian friend of mine was rather fond of quoting what he claimed to be a Sicilian proverb... "Revenge is a dish best served cold"

Unfortunately he felt the need to tell me this whilst we were sitting in a reputedly mob-controlled cafe:....

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:24 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
Indeed... A Calabrian friend of mine was rather fond of quoting what he claimed to be a Sicilian proverb... "Revenge is a dish best served cold"

I thought that was an old Klingon proverb.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:46 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
I thought that was an old Klingon proverb.

LMAO..reminds me of one of my favourite Star Trek lines, movie six I think. "You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon"

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:58 pm

And let’s not forget the old Vulcan saying: “Only Nixon could go to China.”

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 2:56 am

57. Watch Gilligan's Island reruns.

58. Practice Lamaze.

59. Stand on the side of the highway and wave at people as they drive by.

60. Set aside a "test area" in your fridge, and see which food item gains sentinence first.

61. Wear your underwear outside of your pants.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 4:31 am

62. Buy a pint of chocolate chip icecream. Then count how many chocolate chips in there !

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 9:00 pm

63. Sketch a wildlife scene using pointelette technique.

64. Learn to play the guitar.

65. Change your hair color.

66. Play Morrowind non-stop for 19 hours

67. Ride motorcycles in the rain.

68. get WET.I am talking about SCUBA diving

69. Go shopping.

70. Play Lazer Tag

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 10:27 pm

71 Change your sig.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 10:34 pm

72. See how long you can hold your breath repetitively

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 10:42 pm

73 Bump old threads to annoy frogus.

74 Take a paper clip and see what shapes you can make of it

75 Try to build something non constructive with aluminum foil

76 Ponder why Newton was cruel enough to create the science field physics, hence the horrible and terrifying class, also called physics

77 Figure out ways you could possibly beat up/ cause great pain to Newton for doing what is described in #76 (this one proves difficult as he is already deceased)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 11:40 pm

78. Nonchalently stroll into snooty chocolate shops and enquire if they sell chocolate body paint.

I highly recommend this one, the results can be quite amusing

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 9:42 am

Originally posted by Scayde

67. Ride motorcycles in the rain.

Yes! I love it!

Originally posted by Tybaltus
76 Ponder why Newton was cruel enough to create the science field physics, hence the horrible and terrifying class, also called physics

79. Take grueling physics classes until "understanding" Newton's stuff, but never understand Gauss' law.

80. Change your avatar to a tropical bird wearing a santa hat.

81. Appease the winter gods so they bless us with snow.

82. Adopt a pet from an animal shelter.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 10:53 am

83. Print ALL politic threads on SYM then read them in bed

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 11:10 am

84. Change the oil in every engine you own.

85. Watch tFotR back-to-back with the extend version to identify all of the new scenes.

86. Pick a topic you know little about, and research it.

87. Play through an IE game without a thief/rogue in your party.

88. Try a new kind of cheese.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 11:18 am

89. discuss "which come first chicken or egg" with your friend

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 11:21 am

90 Try to get annoying songs stuck in your friends head, but unfortunetly during the process, you get the songs stuck in your own head.

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 11:34 am

91. Listen to all the audio from GTAIII & GTA:VC.

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 11:53 am

92. Vote for Dungeon Crawl Inc.

in the Top Web Comics until it breaches the top 100.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 12:25 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
78. Nonchalently stroll into snooty chocolate shops and enquire if they sell chocolate body paint.

I highly recommend this one, the results can be quite amusing

LOL..Definitely on my "to do " list

@Skooter: Yea,

Great fun that