Communication by Poetry

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:47 am

w00t w00t reefer madness

What I says
And what I means
Is two very different
Things

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:57 am

Re: w00t w00t reefer madness

woah
like I say
I don't know
like man
trippy
did you see the programme on
channel four last night
about mary jane and psychosis
it was
pretty good

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 8:34 am

Sleepy, I have detected
And always rather suspected
That you were playing tic tac toe
With Mary Jane all along.

I'm certainly not complaining
Nor am I trying to rhyme
The first two lines just worked out that way
So there.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 8:51 am

Rhyming in this thread is
tanamount to a
sin
just don't do
it

Me on Mary
Jane
whatever gave
you that
impression
she does provide
me with amusing
arguments though

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 9:07 am

Sleepy my man,
I am using punctuation as well.
Sin has this irresistable quality about it,
I can't help but try it out.
It usually fits like a glove.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 9:13 am

Repent Sinner
know that pretty soon
we will outlaw the use
of capital letters in this
thread too

and correct grammar although that
seems to have gone
already plus the spelling

will become the equivalent
of a 133t fourteen year old

just don't
go against the
tide

submit

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 9:30 am

What if i really have caps lock on
And i'm keeping the shift key pressed as i type
I'm sure every once in a while i would SLIP
When i scratch my nose, or drink some coffee.
Repaint and thin no more, you say
You should probably do something about that lisp.

Sin becomes attractive once it becomes sin
I'm sure you see the irony here
What was once lawful is now unlawful
And what was unlawful is now lawful
And what is unlawful which was once lawful
Now becomes as attractive to me
As what was once unlawful, but now is lawful.

What is sin anyway but your point of view
As the saying goes, opinions are like a certain
Part of the anatomy
Everyone has one.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 11:53 am

W h o
T h e
F u c
K i s
M a r
Y J a
n e ?

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 3:30 pm

The evil young genius seeks to know
That which is better left alone,
Lest the evil young genius
Is reduced to an evil young sub-genius
By her siren call.

I hope you're in a weird mood,
For I sure am.
Decipher the following verse,
And discover her identity...

She grows apace, in hidden place
Safe from prying eyes...
Beloved of Ode, she's stashed and stowed,
And smoked amidst laughs and sighs.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 3:40 pm

I know her well,
Truth to tell.
Selah.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 7:09 am

Any for of wayward
english correctness
will be treated
with disdain even
accidental

if I get my way you will
all write like me and
communicate on a level
unheard of outside of IRC and ICQ
the world
of the impossible word
and the drunken slober

Sin is just vile
like
Richard Gere

Sin is like a
foot
for some
reason

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 8:43 am

It is a sad truth my man
That by hating that which you oppose
You become your enemy
And fall into the ditch along with them.
There are ditches everywhere.

Speaking the name of Richard Gere
Is blasphemy of some sort I am sure,
Doubtlessly it will earn you overtime
In Hell's Iron Maiden.
Say hello to the politicians and lawyers for me
While you're there, won't you?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 4:22 am

I can't seem to carry
on without the us of punctuation.
What have you done
to me?

Ditches,
everywhere,
being ditch like.

Iron Maiden....Excellent!

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 8:22 am

To Number 6

Run for the Hills, Sleepy
Invaders are on the way...
Perhaps you could hide out at
22, Acacia Avenue.
Say hi to Charlotte,
Tell her that you know me.
Take care to avoid the Rue Morgue, though,
And never go Where Eagles Dare.
Those gendarmes will slap the cuffs on you,
And you will find yourself being The Prisoner.
After all, you are not a number
You're a free man.

I see that my presence has furthered the evil plans
Of punctuation.
The commas are in league with the periods,
And soon the semi-colons will come.
Write your Last Will and Testament now,
The end is soon to come.
Proper English is surely the harbinger of doom,
Make your Confession now.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 8:44 am

I am not a member
number I am
a
Free MAN!!!!

I will never use semi colons
well even if I do they
wont be in
the right place
since I have
no idea how to use
them

So are you No. 2? Who is No.1?

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 9:20 am

You are number 6.

This is where you will discover the Zen of punctuation,
And truly hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Seek Nirvana in the ancient archetype of the comma,
Surely it was once some important religious symbol.
Find solace in capital letters,
And seek after the semicolon of great price.
Soon the hyphens will flow
Like the wellspring of life for you, Sleepy.

Die with your boots on.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 12:55 am

@ Chanak and Sleepy:...ROTFLMGDAO.........

...You guys are great

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 11:01 am

Originally posted by Scayde
@ Chanak and Sleepy:...ROTFLMGDAO......... ...You guys are great

Only peotry should be spoken in this thread
So Scayde, be carefull where you tread
And this is SYM, after all.
Just as treacherous as Christmas at the mall.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 11:17 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Only peotry should be spoken in this thread
So Scayde, be carefull where you tread
And this is SYM, after all.
Just as treacherous as Christmas at the mall.

There once was a boy named Tybaltus
Whose Favorite thing was to stalk us
He'd put the wax on
Quote an old eighties song
And try desperately not to annoy us

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 11:22 am

Rules are for fools,
Or so the rebellious say.
The halls of SYM are padded,
And fully medicated,
Would you like some Xanax
With your Thorazine, mister Tybaltus sir?

I think I'll start latinizing
Everyone's online name here.
Henceforth you shall be known as
Tybalticus Parrotus Opus Gropus,
And Sleepy shall be
Sleepium Spamicus Drusillus Maximus.

Just call me Chanakikinus.