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by HLD
You know, McBane, fable may have been a central character in the world's first porno.

Is this intended as insightful or just sarcastic. My, how smilies would clear things up.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders


Is this intended as insighful or just sarcastic. My, how smilies would clear things up.

Hee You two together is a bad thing

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Is this intended as insighful or just sarcastic.

Both. Heh, heh, heh.

Originally posted by Vivien
Hee You two together is a bad thing

and...me makes three....

Hi @Ned - just dropping by.... to remind you to get Vivcam LIVE up and running soon !

*hug* at Viv .

All I need for Vivcam is a pair of binoculars. She dwells in my backyard.

All I need for Vivcam is a pair of binoculars. She dwells in my backyard.

*makes plans to visit his friend Ned in the near future*

come on up, I'll save you a spot. Prime ogling real estate.

Sweet, a pair of binoculars, I'll bring a telescope, a coller full of beer, and one of those caps with a propeller on it......life will be good indeed

don't forget grape jelly, BS.

Good call Ned, and I was about to forget my rubber chicken as well (don't ask)

Originally posted by fable
This is almost a certainty. Moreover, a true knowledge of porn would probably require the kind of vast resources that only a major historian could summon. For instance, not many of us could translate quotes from the porn of the Roman Empire, or discuss the kinks of modern Japanese sexual culture. And how many people out there know that the composer of the popular tone poem, the Sorceror's Apprentice, also had the largest collection of fin-de-siecle French porn ever assembled, which he donated to the Bibliotheque nationale de France?

May I recomend as an abridged reference "History Laid Bare" by Richard Zacks...A worthwhile read...

Originally posted by Scayde
May I recomend as an abridged reference "History Laid Bare" by Richard Zacks...A worthwhile read...

I wouldn't call it history. It's a collection of anecdotes, mainly taken from sources that simply ignored obscene or pornographic references in scenes of importance. Zacks does the easy thing by repeating the lines others omitted. There's little genuine research in it, or study about what turns people on in a given culture at a particular time. I don't mean to be tough on Zacks, but I like my history to be--well, genuine history.

I'll volunteer to help with the research

Originally posted by fable
I wouldn't call it history. It's a collection of anecdotes, mainly taken from sources that simply ignored obscene or pornographic references in scenes of importance. Zacks does the easy thing by repeating the lines others omitted. There's little genuine research in it, or study about what turns people on in a given culture at a particular time. I don't mean to be tough on Zacks, but I like my history to be--well, genuine history.

True, not a text of the type you have previously quoted, but a damm amusing read none the less...LMAO

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Good call Ned, and I was about to forget my rubber chicken as well (don't ask)

Ah, another watcher of 'Allo' Allo' Usually when I make that joke, no one understands

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
All I need for Vivcam is a pair of binoculars. She dwells in my backyard.

Don't be so selfish, Ned ! Think of us poor people on the other side of the pond....we like to watch too....!

Hi @Viv ! Feeling better today ?

**hug**

Beldin

Originally posted by Beldin
Don't be so selfish, Ned ! Think of us poor people on the other side of the pond....we like to watch too....!

Hi @Viv ! Feeling better today ?

**hug**

Beldin

No *hug*

I'm home today, but can't sleep. Keep dreaming that I can't breath and waking up in fear.

Anyway How are you?

I'm a little stressed at work today. But beside of that I'm fine...

So your cold is back with reinforcements today. Poor Viv !
**pats her head and quickly gets some hot tea from Fas hidden stash**

*Viv sips the tea gratefully*

How so is work stressful? *hug*

I don't know what happened, but today nearly all the calls I've had were stupid customers who were behaving like they owned not only the company but also my a** and I'm busy to keep the emotions down - on my side AND on the customer's side...*sigh*