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Re: Re: All the things that make US the number one country in the world...???

Originally posted by EMINEM
2. We've been to the moon and back

Supposedly, i am still cynical about the moon landings

*sends sleep Beldin's CC number*

In no paticula order.

1. In Arizona you can keep a machine gun.
2. B-52's
3. The marines wear pants.
4. What's the matter with you, haven't you seen Dubya's daughter?!
5. Steak
6. New York

Apparently, i am still cynical about the moon landings

I was having an argument with my girl fiend the other day.

Her "When will you start taking women seriously?"
Me "When NASA think enough of them to send one to the moon(and bring her back!)"

- This conversation did not happen (allegedly)

LOL!

CNV

@Gruntboy: what about aircraft carriers? I loved that comment of yours in the good, bad, ugly thread!

@EMINEM-congrats are in order for keeping with the original tone of the thread.

@Tamerlane-I love that Passions show! It's the funniest thing I've ever seen, that doll is sooo hilarious, it just takes the piss out of everything that happens.

@Lazarus. Yes.

Aircraft carriers are *good*

--SUVs

--If a movie shows a woman's breasts, it will almost always automatically get an R rating from the MPAA, but if a movie shows thirty or forty people being hacked to death by a professional wrestler turned actor, it can still get a PG-13 rating

--Oprah and Dr. Phil

--According to the American Federation of Teachers the average teacher's salary in the United States in 1999 was about $40,000 per year. By contrast, the average (American) football player's salary was about $1.18 million in 2001. That's 29.5 times as much pay for playing a game than the average teacher makes for molding the youth of our country.

--Janine Lindemulder

--Americans invent lots of cool stuff. Unfortunately, often the inventors find out that no American company wants to invest in them so we end up selling patents to things like photocopiers and instant-developing film to overseas companies who develop the technology and sell it back to us at a tremendous profit.

--Microsoft

--American sports fans may be obnoxious, boisterous and rude, but at least we don't have soccer riots

-- CBGB

-- 14 movie channels for $7.99/mo.

-- Fox Specials

-- McDonalds, Arby's, Burger King, Wendy's, RaX, Hardee's, White Castle. I realize some of these enterprises have gone international, but they started here. It is amazing how much money and marketing has gone into creating the fat capital of the planet.

-- Hollywood

--Vivid Video

-- a military that tested LSD on its' own soldiers; of course, we might not be alone here.

-- Jolene Blalock

--High Times Magazine

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
-- McDonalds, Arby's, Burger King, Wendy's, RaX, Hardee's, White Castle.

You forgot Krystal, Waffle House, IHOP, Jack in the Box, Golden Corral, Long John Silver's, Red Lobster and Denny's.

--Vivid Video

Amen, brother, amen. And don't forget the 60" HDTV projection television to watch your Vivid videos.

@ HLD and Ned,

God Bless America.

Originally posted by HighLordDave

--American sports fans may be obnoxious, boisterous and rude, but at least we don't have soccer riots

but you do call football 'soccer', and you what you call 'football' involves manipulating a ball with one's hands...I dunno

frogus,

a bit to chew on if you'd like to know.


football history



more football than one could ever hope to encounter


-- Madison Square Garden

-- Las Vegas

by HLD
American sports fans may be obnoxious, boisterous and rude, but at least we don't have soccer riots

However, we do have injuries occuring over who was first in line at the grand opening of a doughnut shop. Note: I'm Flanders, not Homer, so I have nothing to do with it.

--The Simpsons

So the FA was formed almost exactly the same time as American Football was being invented.

Re: Re: All the things that make US the number one country in the world...???

Originally posted by EMINEM
1. I live there

2. We've been to the moon and back

3. We could care less what Europeans think of us.

4. George W. Bush will be president until 2008.

1. sorry to hear that
2. i too have doubts about that one, capricorn 1...
3. and we couldn't care what you think of us, except: FINLAND KICKED YOUR A$$ IN ICEHOCKEY NANANANAANAA
4. sorry to hear that

Originally posted by Gruntboy
In no paticula order.

1. In Arizona you can keep a machine gun.
2. B-52's
3. The marines wear pants.
4. What's the matter with you, haven't you seen Dubya's daughter?!
5. Steak
6. New York

1. why am i hearing of this just now?
2. touche Grunty nothing beats flying fortresses
3. can't argue with that
4. well, i haven't got a pic?
5. depends on the steak
6. ain't new york one of the most criminalized(sp?) cities of the world?

Don't forget aircraft carriers.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
frogus,

a bit to chew on if you'd like to know.


football history

LOL, they make early football games sound more like the WWF, with a football thrown in.

Originally posted by Sojourner
LOL, they make early football games sound more like the WWF, with a football thrown in.

Isn't it still like that?

lol!
real men play rugby......

Originally posted by dragon wench
lol! real men play rugby......

That is interesting, that would require i must have been a real man at some point, i am as shocked as anyone