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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:09 am
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by fable
I'm glad you've dropped the latex and catsuits. 
I'm sorry if that description offended you, Fable! CE herself described that particular outfit as one she always wanted to wear (see the fine print in the 40th post in the 'Inner Rockstar' thread). It was something of an 'in' joke.
Note to everyone: Nothing I've written here was meant to be offensive, only my lame attempts to be humorous. I'll be happy to delete anything upon request.
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:16 am
by fable
@Gwalchmai, not personally offensive, no. Consider my response nothing more than a grinning nudge of a fellow poster, and not a comment under the moderator cap. A little like the disgruntled remark that Brits used to say about American servicemen stationed in the UK during WWII: "They're overpaid, they're oversexed, and they're over here."
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:29 am
by Beldin
*Beldin lurches past the securityguards, flashes some unreadble ID and mumbles something about*:
Special Order for the Bar. I'm the delivery man !
*carries a box of botteled "Exxon Super Unleaded" fuel to th Bar*
"Hi ! Here's something for the hardcore boozers !"
*puts down box and proceeds further in to watch the ceremony from the sidelines*
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 11:31 am
by frogus
*looks up* Is that KidD01 hanging from the rafters?
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:23 pm
by fable
Originally posted by frogus
*looks up* Is that KidD01 hanging from the rafters?
Either that, or we forgot to hire the exterminators.
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:46 pm
by frogus
Either that, or we forgot to hire the exterminators.
GRUNT!!!!
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:49 pm
by Rob-hin
@all above
LOL!
This is funny!
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 1:52 pm
by Mr Sleep
Re: OKAY EVERYBODY FOLLOW THE BOUNCING BALL
Originally posted by VoodooDali
He was afraid to come out of the limo
He was afraid to come out today
He was afraid to come out of the limo
Cause if he did, he'd hear them say...
One
Two
Three
Four
Tell the SYMers what he wore!
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny
blue speedo held up with Xmas lights (Hey--just pretend this part rhymes, okay?)
that Mr. Sleep wore for the first time today
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny
form-fitting blue speedo
so in the limo Sleepy wanted to stay
You know my pain!!!
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:07 pm
by frogus
You know my pain
and may I never know your pleasure
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:18 pm
by Nippy
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:27 pm
by frogus
ahh..I got no homework...my life is good...it makes me...makes me feel like...breaking into song...*the hiillls are alliiiivveee!!!....*
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:30 pm
by Nippy
Originally posted by frogus
ahh..I got no homework...my life is good...it makes me...makes me feel like...breaking into song...*the hiillls are alliiiivveee!!!....*
And the winner for crappest singing goes to...
FROGUS!
"How does it feel to embarrass yourself in front of all these people Frogus?"
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:33 pm
by frogus
I am not embarrassed. The fact that I can post so fervently without resorting to spam or talking about alcohol makes me proud.
Note: Before reading this post please forget the last seven replies posted by Frogus
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:52 pm
by Aegis
So, when does the actual show begin? This speedoi is only a rental, and I only brought one spare Toga!
*Looks to Georgi*
Need a new Toga?
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 7:50 pm
by T'lainya
LMAO
Gwally, Voodoo, good job
T'lainya takes pity on her fellow moderator Mr. Sleep and offers him the fur cape to cover up with
*Quietly smirks as she thinks of the Inner Rockstar thread*
T in her formal award show gown :
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 8:32 pm
by VoodooDali
Gwally, I'm back at the awards show and it appears that the entertainment has begun!
Ooh, look, I think that's Cher up on stage. Oh Gwally, Mr. Sleep is going to be so excited!!!
Let me get a closer look--OMG, that's not Cher, it's Weasel. Take a look:
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 8:35 pm
by VoodooDali
Weasel's grabbing the microphone and is going to re-enact his underwhelming performance at the Old Banshee:
"Pop goes the, pop goes the windin' of the weasel
i see the empty pocket needs a refill
i got a squad with a list of complainers
i should have started RAPE, Rappers agianst phoney entertainers
so we can make it known that we won't get swade
it's 91 son, so somthin's gotta change
gettin paid petal snearks and soda pop, pop pop goes the weasel
as drawls drop drop drop, 1 take them, non top pop head (?)
dig the music and make the senseless ryhmes fit
it's the fact that ya can't be artistic
intracat raps, comin so simplistic
gotta strong mind and it doesn't have to be spoon fed
and i can read it so 'cuz it has to be read
so some stay illiterate and feeble, leagally let ya
go the ways of the weasel, the weasel
Chorus
Pop Pop goes the weasel, the Weasel"
I gotta run, Gwally, the audience is getting riled up...they're throwing bunnies at the stage!
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 8:36 pm
by fable
@VD, that may be the single most disgusting image that has entered my mind since a neighbor of ours, down the street, covered her house in brightly shining green lights and reflective green paper clovers a few days ago (St Patrick's Day). Nearly blinded me when we approached after dark.
You've achived that result.
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 10:13 pm
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by T'lainya
T in her formal award show gown :
LOL! T'lainya, that's pretty much exactly how I pictured you!
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 10:24 pm
by Gwalchmai
*The red light on the camera remains unnoticed by Gwally. He is shown standing, staring into space. His mind working, his face contorted in confusion. Eventually, he is heard muttering, “Does Fable think I’m overpaid…… and oversexed? Bwah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” He doubles over in uncontrollable laughter.*.