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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:02 pm
by C Elegans
Gaah! I became
Madonna 
You've made it big. Your inner rock star is all Madonna—the top of the rock star chart. You are the master of every moment—reading the signs and presenting yourself in the right place with the right persona every time. And let's just say that you define sex appeal. Success happens for you and Madonna because you understand people and you're independent enough to lead us where we all want to go. We look to you for inspiration and trend setting. You're willing to risk anything, because you've got what it takes to be the world's biggest star. Expose your inner Madonna. You know you're worth it.
Well, at parties I've always been something of an exhibitionist. I used to like to wear obscenely tight dresses and I would have loved a latex catsuit if it weren't for the uncomfortable fact that you sweat huge amount when dancing. So maybe it's not entirely wrong after all...
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:04 pm
by Yshania
@CE - welcome to the thread - and thanks for taking the challenge
Your analysis seems apt - though I will politely ignore any purple texed justification!!
Not necessary!
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:05 pm
by Ned Flanders
@ BS,
I think it was Helena Christiansen not Heidi Klum. anyway, my confession. If morlock can post Ricky Martin, I'll confess the same. there.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:05 pm
by frogus
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:08 pm
by Yshania
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
@ BS,
I think it was Helena Christiansen not Heidi Klum. anyway, my confession. If morlock can post Ricky Martin, I'll confess the same. there.
Awwww!! Ricky Martin!
Better than Rolf Harris or Barry Manilow
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:11 pm
by fable
Chris Isaak
"Oooh, you're smooth! The rock star part of you is all charm, and all Chris Isaak. That slow smile and sensual nature are absolutely intoxicating, especially to the ladies. They can't get enough of you and that dreamy smile. Maybe it's because you and Chris tap into every girl's fantasy of smooching at the soda shop with James Dean after school. Then again it could also be your perfect balance of cool-guy-about-town and the sensitive boyfriend you could bring home to Mom. Either way, you're a heartthrob who's put style, talent, and innate charm to work for him. Congratulations, you're dreamy. Show off your inner Isaak."
And here I was hoping for leather, drugs, endless piercings and razor blades drawn in back allies at night. Ah, well. Guess I'll never be **** Clark.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:14 pm
by Yshania
LMAO! Fable!
So far, we have a couple of Stings and a few Chris Isaaks...interesting!
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:15 pm
by C Elegans
Thanks Ysh
I think you are very apt as Björk (my favorite pop/rock artist btw) and DW as Sade. I'm not so sure about Sleep and Lenny Kravitz though...
@Ned: An, Ricky Martin, that's not too bad, when you wrote it was too embarrasing to posts, I thought you got Brittney Spears
@Frogus: Chris Isaak AFAIR, was an absolutely horrible sentimental singer who whined and howled his way to the toplists with some inferior melodies of painfully pathetic lyrics.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:19 pm
by Yshania
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:31 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by Yshania
LOL! Thank you! I don't know much about her, but what I have heard I like, and what I have seen - though temperamental, not unjustified DW looks good as Sade doesn't she? Sleepy and Kravitz...
LMAO! Ned with Britney implants!
I think Ned would look cute albeit a bit unusual, with resizable implants
IMO, Björk is one the few pop/rock artists who is really
musically and artistically very talented. She writes innovative music and she can use complex tonalities and arrangements in a very creative way. She also writes good and IMO meaningful lyrics.
She has a very special voice, I don't always like it since it's so clean it sounds like an English horn, it cuts through the instruments like a knife, very sharp and not always pleasant, but it doesn't matter since she uses her voice like another intrument that is part of an orchestra, more like is common in classical music rather than pop music.
I love the album she made some years ago called "Homogenic". Try it
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:40 pm
by Bloodstalker
Posted by CE
Well, at parties I've always been something of an exhibitionist. I used to like to wear obscenely tight dresses and I would have loved a latex catsuit if it weren't for the uncomfortable fact that you sweat huge amount when dancing. So maybe it's not entirely wrong after all...
Thank you for that stimulating mental image. I am forever in your debt.
So, if I put a few holes in the catsuit so your skin can breath, would you like to go dancing with me sometime?
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 5:26 pm
by Gwalchmai
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 5:30 pm
by Yshania
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 5:33 pm
by Fezek
Rat Scabies
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 5:38 pm
by Minerva
My result:
Minerva, your inner rock star is Sade!
Ooooh lady, you've got it going on. The rock star part of you is all Sade. Sleek, sexy, and untouchable, you are the ultimate smooth operator. People tune in to you whenever they want to unwind and get into that sexy mood.
I think it's very accurate.
The small problem is, I don't know who Sade is...
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 5:40 pm
by Fezek
Originally posted by Minerva
My result:
The small problem is, I don't know who Sade is...
She's a dead little lass who thinks Cherry Pie is the sweetest stuff on Earth.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 5:41 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by frogus
I will never be able to look at you in the same light again!! be warned, BS was in here recently, and you know what they say about the scene of the crime...
Well, even scientists need to have some fun
When I was studying double full-time and working at a lab at the same time, I partied a lot to relax from intellectually demanding activities and think of something else. Some friends at uni used to call me "wild type" as a joke, wild type is the name for a type of lab mice that haven't had their genes altered (as opposed to knock-out mice).
posted by BS
Thank you for that stimulating mental image. I am forever in your debt.
So, if I put a few holes in the catsuit so your skin can breath, would you like to go dancing with me sometime?
Sure - I'll just check that the hubby is free too
Tables and other elevated flat areas are good for dancing. No touching, only looking, you know
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 5:45 pm
by Sailor Saturn
*blinkblink* Okay, this was not the result I was expecting.
Hotaru, your inner rock star is Britney Spears!
Feel it, sweetheart; the rock star in you is all Britney—the envy of cheerleaders everywhere. One part girl next door, one part naughty sex kitten, you're definitely not as innocent as you look. And that is why nobody can get enough of you. You are the ultimate American girl with some serious staying power. Unlike other success stories, you and Britney are more than just a pretty face: you've got talent, confidence, and the brains to back it up. With a talent list like yours it's no wonder you're at the top of the popularity charts and young men's hearts. We love you. Shout out your inner Britney!
I think that may actually be fairly accurate about me, though not necessarily about Britney.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 5:47 pm
by Bloodstalker
Tables and other elevated flat areas are good for dancing. No touching, only looking, you know
I know the drill CE, I have spent half my adult life in such clubs.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 5:52 pm
by Curdis
Late on the scene
Beck
Yeah baby, the rock star part of you is all Beck. Women are enthralled by your seductive energy, a perfect mix of intrigue and poetry. You and Beck have got it all together because you're unafraid to say exactly what's on your mind, and let everyone in on your quirky point of view. Intellectual and sexy, you continually dodge conventional stereotypes with your eclectic personal style. But when you really break it down, it's just your great sense of humor and easygoing talent that makes the crowds go wild. Throw a fiesta, and inspire your inner Beck.
Anyone who thought Ricky Martin was a sad call...
Althought Beck's inner bunnie is called Buck - Curdis !