The Cat-Fish-Frog Tavern

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:19 am

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Don't forget the uranium core walking stick. It's deadlier than a lightsaber.

Titanium stick, depleted uranium core. Detachable warheads not included with product, but sold separately.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:11 am

fable wrote:Detachable warheads not included with product, but sold separately.

Only $9.95!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:48 am

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Only $9.95!

Taxes not included.
Shipping and handling charges may apply.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:51 pm

dragon wench wrote:Taxes not included.
Shipping and handling charges may apply.

Who reads the fine print anyway?

Fljotsdale · Post by **Fljotsdale** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:05 pm

dragon wench wrote:This gives me a sudden mental image of Fable morphing into Morte from PS:T and going high tech...

Nice image! :laugh:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:51 pm

Fljotsdale wrote:Nice image! :laugh:

I'm not so sure.. there are some who would consider it the stuff of nightmares..... :speech:

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:03 pm

dragon wench wrote:I'm not so sure.. there are some who would consider it the stuff of nightmares..... :speech:

Then again, some get a kick of getting such nightmares!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:05 pm

dragon wench wrote:This gives me a sudden mental image of Fable morphing into Morte from PS:T and going high tech...

Nice one. But Morte still pales in comparison...:mischief:

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:33 pm

Maharlika wrote:Nice one. But Morte still pales in comparison...:mischief:

Well, he would be. Skull, you know.

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:03 am

Maharlika wrote: I bet when you're done, the only ones alive are the roaches. :laugh:

That and some people who got lucky. Pretty interesting to see how long they'll survive in that environment.

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Don't forget the uranium core walking stick. It's deadlier than a lightsaber.

Now that's a good dirty bomb if you ask me. :laugh:

Can't wait to see them turn green like this fellow ->

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:11 am

DesR85 wrote:Can't wait to see them turn green like this fellow ->

Or pop like this fellow ->

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:47 pm

I'm here. Anybody else?

I'll even play nice. See: I've set the cane to one side.

And removed the automatic tracking mechanism and missile launching device.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:55 am

Fable playing nice?
Since when?

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:17 am

Kipi wrote:Fable playing nice?
Since when?

You must have me confused with Loki or Tricky. I always play nice. It is my cane that gets uppity, every now and again. Oh, and my sharpened false teeth, made of tungsten steel. But other than that, there are no objects or body parts of mine that are less than eternally diplomatic and benign.

So what will you be drinking, today?

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:35 am

Kipi wrote:Fable playing nice?
Since when?

Check between his butt cracks. I'm pretty darn sure I saw a Taser concealed there.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:45 am

fable wrote:You must have me confused with Loki or Tricky. I always play nice. It is my cane that gets uppity, every now and again. Oh, and my sharpened false teeth, made of tungsten steel. But other than that, there are no objects or body parts of mine that are less than eternally diplomatic and benign.

So what will you be drinking, today?

Fanta or Coca-cola. Have a terrible hangover right now, so no alcoholic drinks to me.

@Loki
I'm not going anywhere near the butt cracks. Especially if we are talking fabster. But if you are so interested, YOU can do it.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:47 am

Kipi wrote:I'm not going anywhere near the butt cracks. Especially if we are talking fabster. But if you are so interested, YOU can do it.

I'll be needing life insurance first. And a Haz-Mat suit.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:26 am

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:I'll be needing life insurance first. And a Haz-Mat suit.

Hey, now! I don't recall asking you to get anywhere near my southern oriented properties. Hands off, eyes front, and keep both hands in view where we can see...

What is that stuff on your left hand?

Fanta or Coca-cola. Have a terrible hangover right now, so no alcoholic drinks to me.

Not even the hair of the dog? Up to you! One coke coming up.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:57 pm

fable wrote:What is that stuff on your left hand?

To tell the truth, even I don't know.

fable wrote:Not even the hair of the dog? Up to you! One coke coming up.

I wouldn't drink that if I were you.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:00 pm

fable wrote: I always play nice. It is my cane that gets uppity, every now and again. But other than that, there are no objects or body parts of mine that are less than eternally diplomatic and benign.

Your cane has a mind of its own, does it? :speech:

I just got off work, and I don't really feel like alcohol quite yet.. so how about something like a ginseng and ginger tea?