Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:56 pm
... Too late for that one... 
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 9:00 pm
Never eat a raisin from a stranger.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 9:18 pm
Man who fishes in Neighbours well, often catches crabs...
whoops... This are blessings...
whoops... This are blessings...
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 10:25 pm
Hey! Keep with the theme! You wanna spam, go to my Emporium, ya lugs!
May you die happy, wealthy, revered and old, and wearing a really fantastic suit.
May you die happy, wealthy, revered and old, and wearing a really fantastic suit.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 10:38 pm
May you never be attacked by flaming pickles and drowning porcupines!
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 12:55 am
May your Isle of Langerhans remain forever pristine, and may your duodenum be a subject of envy for the ages!
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 1:51 pm
May your thread never be spammed!
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 4:53 pm
Aegis, these are supposed to be blessings.Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>May your thread never be spammed!
May your heels never break.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 6:52 pm
May the telemarketers who trouble you die early, and repeatedly.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:04 pm
LOLOriginally posted by fable:
<STRONG>May the telemarketers who trouble you die early, and repeatedly.
I have only been called by telemarketers 1-2 times in my entire life (it's not very common here), and both times I agreed to reply to their questions because I thought "Poor people - what a sh!tty job". May your mast cells grow healthy and your children have hair at the right places!
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:31 pm
How is that not a blessing?Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Aegis, these are supposed to be blessings.
May your heels never break.</STRONG>
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 8:17 pm
May every knock at your door be from a desirable and available neighbour who just needs a hand...
(and not from a Seventh or what-ever who seem to have an outreach training center in my neighbourhood. At least one a month I kid you not).
May GameBanshee solve all your real life problems too! - Curdis
(and not from a Seventh or what-ever who seem to have an outreach training center in my neighbourhood. At least one a month I kid you not).
May GameBanshee solve all your real life problems too! - Curdis
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 8:20 pm
May you always have one personality.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 8:51 pm
And you call yourself a spammer?Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>How is that not a blessing?
May you never stray from the path of Spam!
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 9:10 pm
May your dentifrice be forever effulgent.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 9:49 pm
May your unmentionabl areas always be free of crustations!
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 9:03 am
May the razor of fate do nothing more than give you a stylish trim.
[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: fable ]
[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: fable ]
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 12:47 pm
Or a nifty hair doo.
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 9:48 pm
May roasted pigeons fly into your mouth when you are hungry, and may your golfballs be forever curry-flavored for those quick snacks between meals.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2001 11:07 am
May the bowels of mercy always reside in your nasal cavities.