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Posted: Wed May 30, 2001 2:40 pm
by Brink
Posted: Thu May 31, 2001 7:35 am
by Craig
Originally posted by edguy:
<STRONG>It that a 'Hello' as in a)'Hi' or a 'Hello' as in b)'Man, you're messing up my topic!'?
If
a) Hello
b) Sorry, won't happen again
</STRONG>
c)Hello im being nice so you rate me well
Posted: Thu May 31, 2001 7:43 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>Just a thought- If we're not allowed to ridicule others, does that mean that I can't rate people 1s if I find them ridiculous?</STRONG>
@Vix, I know i am ridiculos but why have i still got 4.95 score?
Posted: Thu May 31, 2001 8:36 am
by vixen
*Vixen kicks her ridiculous computer for double posting again*
[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: vixen ]
Posted: Thu May 31, 2001 8:36 am
by vixen
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>@Vix, I know i am ridiculos but why have i still got 4.95 score?
</STRONG>
I am also ridiculous and have 4.85.
Hopefully with the new rules we will be saved from going any lower!
Posted: Thu May 31, 2001 8:40 am
by Mr Sleep
Hooray!
Seeyah Vix
Posted: Thu May 31, 2001 8:54 am
by vixen
Hooray Sleep. No doubt see you tomorrow.
Posted: Thu May 31, 2001 8:55 am
by leedogg
waverly, the new rules really cramped my vocabulary as well.
my perfect job would be building sport trucks for a living. and getting paid to spam up SYM.
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2001 11:09 pm
by KidD01
The Purfict Job :
-. Relaxing at the beach doing nothing (absolutely nothing !) but watch the sun and drinking soda, and get a helluva salary.
-. Stay at home, do whatever you like and got paid
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2001 1:33 pm
by Craig
I beliveve they are called "sick days"
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2001 3:23 pm
by C Elegans
My perfect job would be: 6 months of doing what I do now, human brain research, and 6 months of testing sports equipment, ie alpine climbing clothes, paragliders and hanggliders, kayaks and rafting vessels, etc.
In an ideal word, I would like to perform my 1st job like I do now but with no ethical restrictions
(j/k of course) My second job I of course would perform by extensive field testing in various environments
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2001 2:24 pm
by vixen
Grapes and millionaires.
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2001 3:56 pm
by leedogg
Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>Grapes and millionaires.
</STRONG>
recently seen in Playboy Classifieds:
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english foxy lady seeks independently wealthy man to cater to her every need while all she does is eat grapes.
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Coincidence- i think not!
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2001 3:59 pm
by Georgi
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2001 5:49 pm
by leedogg
Originally posted by Georgi:
[QB<snip>
@Leedogg - don't worry, we won't tell your wife you've been browsing the playboy classifieds
[/QB]
oops!
Busted!
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2001 12:47 am
by vixen
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>@Vixen - are you sure that counts as a job?
</STRONG>
I'm sure I could find somebody to pay me...
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2001 5:01 am
by Vehemence
Perfect Job Title: Professional Chicken Assassinator.
Job Description: An individual whose professional duty is to consult with those in need of chicken extermination. It is said that assassinating chickens is a difficult job. Sneaky, clever and caniving, these fluffy beaked fiends of the night have more intelligence than orginally thought.
Job Requirements:
Must be highly trained. Formal military/special ops or black CIA projects would be a definite prerequisite.
Must have 150+ IQ. Anything less and your not capable of taking the fluffy beaked fiends of the night on in combat. Let there be no mistake, these are vicious killers and a Professional Chicken Assassinator will need to be more than capable of handling multiple bogies at once.
Special Weapons training level 10 required. ie, being able to kill the chicken six times before it even hits the ground.
Job highlights:
Able to go up against the most deadly predatory birds that ever flapped on this earth.
All the chickens you kill can be taken home for good eatin'.
Be regarded as one of the greatest individuals on this dreary planet. Be a hero amongst friends, the envy of your neighbours.
Special Job Challenges:
Ever seen a chicken with it's head cut off? They never give up! Merciless and ever coming... the fluffy beaked nightmares never stop!
ENLIST TODAY! The Seventeenth Fluffy Beak Hunters await your call.......
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2001 5:07 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Perfect Job Title: Professional Chicken Assassinator.
Job Description: An individual whose professional duty is to consult with those in need of chicken extermination. It is said that assassinating chickens is a difficult job. Sneaky, clever and caniving, these fluffy beaked fiends of the night have more intelligence than orginally thought.
Job Requirements:
Must be highly trained. Formal military/special ops or black CIA projects would be a definite prerequisite.
Must have 150+ IQ. Anything less and your not capable of taking the fluffy beaked fiends of the night on in combat. Let there be no mistake, these are vicious killers and a Professional Chicken Assassinator will need to be more than capable of handling multiple bogies at once.
Special Weapons training level 10 required. ie, being able to kill the chicken six times before it even hits the ground.
Job highlights:
Able to go up against the most deadly predatory birds that ever flapped on this earth.
All the chickens you kill can be taken home for good eatin'.
Be regarded as one of the greatest individuals on this dreary planet. Be a hero amongst friends, the envy of your neighbours.
Special Job Challenges:
Ever seen a chicken with it's head cut off? They never give up! Merciless and ever coming... the fluffy beaked nightmares never stop!
ENLIST TODAY! The Seventeenth Fluffy Beak Hunters await your call.......</STRONG>
I think Kentucky Fried Chicken is hiring.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2001 12:27 am
by Vehemence
*bump*
Damn... now I've sunk to bumping topics... *sigh*
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2001 5:49 am
by Mr Sleep
Post something other than bump.....