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Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 7:53 pm
by Brink
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 7:55 pm
by dragon wench
What do you mean inept cleric? Anomen, after all has a Ring of Swift Recovery
Well so long Waverly, hope you drop by again sometime soon.
BTW has anybody seen Lady Jennabard around? Hope she finds her way over here.
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 1:12 am
by scully1
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>@loner: I didn't mean to kill him. My flail of ages slipped.
</STRONG>
Hmmm, a likely story...
Greetings Drakron
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 3:30 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>we Ladies of the Dark Flame need swift kick in the proverbial pants.
</STRONG>
Oh. Another Freudian near-quote.
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 5:35 am
by Vehemence
A harem? Here? In symland? Well I can't exactly say I'm surpised. It was a simple matter of when, not if.
Requirements:
supple wrist (for vigorous cream whipping): Um, sorry, after years of spanking the monkey, my wrists have gone limp, I'm barely able to type on this keyboard
submissive nature: blind in one eye, follows guide dog all day, can't cut up own food.
housetrained *Carries a sign around neck saying "Will pee on rug for attention"*
Hmmm... 0 out of 3... perhaps I should try out next year, that is, if someone hasn't smited your asses off the face of the planet by then
*innocent smile*
Hey, don't look at me like that, I've seen stranger things occur here!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 6:27 am
by Darkpoet
Ladies, the jacuzzi is running. All the jets are running properly.
The cream is whipped, boots are polished. BTW Anomen is out drinking with Waverly, chasing bar wenches.
[ 05-19-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 7:43 am
by KidD01
Nobody move ! This is a raid ! Weasel I'll be watching the door, while you plunder this place !
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 7:56 am
by dragon wench
. BTW Anomen is out drinking with Waverly, chasing bar wenches.
Well DP, as a dedicated slave perhaps you ought to remind Anomen of his duties. Tell him that we'll remove his Ring of Swift Recovery if he doesn't behave himself. Not to mention that the Razor could be employed as a lethal weapon
!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 8:03 am
by Darkpoet
Yyyyyes, Mmmmamam.
Darkpoet runs to the tavern and brings back the drunk Anomen. Who is giggling and saying, he is long and lasting.
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 8:52 am
by Gruntboy
Harem eh?
<Gruntboy pops into the Harem. He comes out several hours later with a *big* grin in his face>
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 9:00 am
by leedogg
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 9:04 am
by Gruntboy
ROFL.
At several hours though it was more like a panty "occupation" than a raid.
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 9:09 am
by leedogg
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>ROFL.
At several hours though it was more like a panty "occupation" than a raid.
</STRONG>
a couple of hours? i've been here a week!
these gals need to take a nap so i can sneek out from under this bed!!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 9:32 am
by dragon wench
Thank You DP. Perhaps to sober Anomen up a very cold bath is in order?It also sounds as though the tent needs something of a cleaning, all those guests.......
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 9:38 am
by Darkpoet
Do you want to burn them out, perhaps?
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 9:44 am
by dragon wench
Hmmmm....that might work. Now where did I put those firebreath potions?????
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 9:46 am
by Darkpoet
"They are right next to the make the man limp potions. " :eek;
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 10:06 am
by dragon wench
Ah yes....now I remember....Cheers!
Anyway, must attend to my real life, later
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 10:21 am
by leedogg
ouch,sh##, ouch, d*mm*t!!!!
run for the hills grunty!. that d*mn wench has a flame thrower!
*"HE HE HE, that'll teach ya not to hide under the bed!!!" the dragon wench shouts as leedogg scampers away.*
i shall seek revenge!!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2001 11:00 am
by scully1
*sigh* (shakes head)
This was a bad idea...