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Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 2:17 am
by Omar
Dr Grunt?! Hello!?!
If you're there,I'd like to know if you accept commisions. I'd like you to create a 'monster' for my personal use. I'll pay in cash...Details will follow only if you agree to it!
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 3:48 am
by Gruntboy
Yes Omar, which foul piece of sh*t would you like me to mutilate for you?
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 5:26 am
by Waverly
When Doctor Gruntboy had learned all he wished to from his fiendish experiments, he felt at last the time had come to alter his own form to match his demented fantasies. First, he had his scalp replaced with tightly stretched scrotum skin. “At last, my male pattern baldness has been conquered,” he chortled. He then grafted one of his own eyeballs onto the end of his Johnson so that he might watch the action firsthand during his furtive encounters with the local wildlife. The remaining eyeball he replaced in the center of his forehead to retain symmetry. Lastly, in accordance with his most depraved wishes, he had his colon re-routed to empty back into his mouth. This allowed him a constant circular flow of excrement and provided him great joy.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 5:31 am
by Mr Sleep
Wav were you deprived of that toy you wanted as a child or has all these months of abuse from gruntboy finally twisted you, your comments are sick, LMAO... but sick all the same..... where exactly do you get these ideas from?
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 5:34 am
by Weasel
@Mr.Sleep.....I agree...No lunch for me today...
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 5:38 am
by Mr Sleep
I have heard of bottom feeders but thats taking it to far. LOL
Hows tricks Weasel (i mean this one in the totally prostitute sense.
)
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 5:41 am
by Weasel
I had one john try to pull a fast one on me last night...I put him in the figure four leg lock.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 5:44 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>where exactly do you get these ideas from?</STRONG>
I plagerized them from Chaucer
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 5:44 am
by Omar
@Waverly:
ROFLMAO!
Ok Dr Grunt, ever since I saw a hardcore Manga cartoon I've beeb craving for it; could you please make the following:
-take a woman(the head must be attractive)
-stretch the vagina up to the throat and its anus to its neck (so in effect its torso is a vagina plus an anus)
-add pubic hair all over its body
-plant to extra breasts on its back
-replace one leg with a penis of equal lenght
(not the same thickness!!!)
Other characteristics:
-it should have no need for food or water(I do not like to see its big holes in natural action)
-it must be h*rny for at least 10 hours a day
-it should not be able to talk; only sexual moaning and orgasmic screaming
-it must find me,and only me,attractive and become really wet when I'm near it
i think that "c*ntboy" (*=u) is an appropriate name for it because it has both male and female genitals. Can you do this for me Dr. Grunt?
Thanks for any assistance!
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 5:47 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Omar:
<STRONG>@Waverly:
ROFLMAO!
Ok Dr Grunt, ever since I saw a hardcore Manga cartoon I've beeb craving for it; could you please make the following:
-take a woman(the head must be attractive)
-stretch the vagina up to the throat and its anus to its neck (so in effect its torso is a vagina plus an anus)
-add pubic hair all over its body
-plant to extra breasts on its back
-replace one leg with a penis of equal lenght
(not the same thickness!!!)
Other characteristics:
-it should have no need for food or water(I do not like to see its big holes in natural action)
-it must be h*rny for at least 10 hours a day
-it should not be able to talk; only sexual moaning and orgasmic screaming
-it must find me,and only me,attractive and become really wet when I'm near it
i think that "c*ntboy" (*=u) is an appropriate name for it because it has both male and female genitals. Can you do this for me Dr. Grunt?
Thanks for any assistance!</STRONG>
I don't really have a comment. I just quoted this to document the extent of your depravity should you come to your senses and attempt to edit.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 5:57 am
by Mr Sleep
Is that your idea of romantic....
Has anyone ever seen 'Violence Jack' now that was fudged up.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 8:04 am
by Gruntboy
i think that "c*ntboy" (*=u)
I wouln never have guessed that in a million years Omar...
You're one sick b!tch, boy. But I'll do it.
Hmm, the Waverlarse seems to be having disturbing dreams, there's no way Dr Grunt would ever perform surgery on himself. Oh well, better up the dose of raw noise and strobe lights I've been playing while he's been trying to sleep.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 8:35 am
by Ubik
Posted: Wed May 02, 2001 12:01 pm
by Craig
u can keep expeimenting if ya want
Posted: Thu May 03, 2001 3:50 am
by Karembeu
@Dr Grunt: We've got a problem here....
The Waverlarse and the Foulbeast are up to something naughty.....they're performing some sort of strange mating game that I've never seen anything like.....
The Waverlarse squeezed through his cage just to be with the Foulbeast.....how cute...
Right....enough of this crap.....shall I let the Waverlarse get a feel of the Testeamplicator???
Posted: Thu May 03, 2001 5:27 am
by Gruntboy
Yes. But first we must separate them, my young apprentice. Get the hose which blasts icy-cold water (cold enough to make their already shrivelled testicles shrivel up even more). Then i want you to put this thick-padded suit on and take this tazer and separate them
Posted: Thu May 03, 2001 11:35 am
by vixen
Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>@t- i'll try my hardest. and with the help of aol's free internet trial it could well be achieved.
btw- is it just me or does craig's last post sound like some kind of domination/s+m thing?!
</STRONG>
And again....
Posted: Fri May 04, 2001 1:58 am
by Gruntboy
LOL. Stop picking on him vixen, he's too young (although I heard you like 'em young?
)
Posted: Fri May 04, 2001 2:21 am
by Karembeu
@Dr Grunt: I've taken care of business....the Waverlarse will think twice before assaulting the Foulbeast again....the Testeamplicator is doing wonders with him....another month or so and he'll be your own little puppet.....
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 1:57 pm
by Craig
Gruntboy i would like some surgery that only you can do(seeing your other "experiments" )i would like 2 more pairs of arms and wings (also a total bone structure redo so the are light and i can fly!!!(so i want mucles and bones in them) NOTHING ELSE
[ 05-05-2001: Message edited by: craig ]