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Errr Eminem..I don't think the IRS covers Great Britain... And since thats where Yshania's residing...

Posted by Eminem -

"types Yshania'a real name on his keyboard"

"retrieves Yshania'a personal records from Pentagon database"

"scans credit history"

"notifies Internal Revenue Service of major discrepancies in her 2000 earnings and tax returns"

"suggests to personnel to execute Severe Audit of all her accounts (with extreme prejudice)"

"smiles evilly, daring anyone else at the Gamebanshee forums to question his integrity, or the power at his disposal..."

LMAO!

Being British - I doubt by your own words I am on your database Which negates...

"Yshania's real name" - who said it wasn't?

IRS and major tax discrepancies - I have until January to fix the return

Audit my accounts? I work at creative accounting for a living

@T'L - doh! you beat me to it

LOL I love my cable connection

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>Good points, but surely an island with such a large tourist industry would be careful with their blood supply? Forgive my errant assumptions. Tahiti conjours certain images...

*makes mental note to never attend a party with Nael - he apparently likes to start fights.... Also, he seems to have a blood-fixation - Vampire?*
</STRONG>

my images of tahiti are of an overcrowded impovershed country who probably does not thave the resources to run adequate tests, although i am sure the countryside and beaches are beautiful.

as far as fighting goes...i used to do my share way back in high school. these days, the few skirmishes i've encountered are usually just soem guy trying to puff up his chest and prove something. so, i have to ***** slap him around a little bit till he calms down and walks away.
i have a rather extreme temper, but have good control over it...make sense? it takes quite a bit to set me off, but when it happens...scary stuff happens.
my last real fight, i was taken into custody and originally brought up on attempted murder charges, but all the charges were dropped after all the witnesses accounted how extremely provoked i was, and how i was constantly tryign to walk away and leave the situation.

as for the vampire thing...no. blood...yes...yummy, off a steak at least.

Originally posted by EMINEM:
<STRONG>I have the good fortune of working for the CIA (Pentagon), so if I want to find out who you are in real life (BTW this only applies to North American citizens - our database unfortunately does not include European or Asian accounts, and the Interpol dossiers are off limits to one of my clearance level), and also where you currently reside, your home phone (or cell) number, how much you earn a year, and your credit history for the past six months, it's just a matter of pushing a few buttons. So it would be no problem at all for me to get in touch with you in person, provided you keep our communique strictly confidential.</STRONG>

Cool, since I served in the Navy, with the Seals. We will have to swap, stories.

Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>
"Yshania's real name" - who said it wasn't?
</STRONG>

*ahem*

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>*ahem* </STRONG>

Catch something in your throat Sleep???

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Catch something in your throat Sleep??? </STRONG>

Yep Mostly dead now though You'd be surprised....

What's up DP?

Not much, I'm just letting you know, I'm back. Just like a rash, itchy and painful. So, I'm told.

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Not much, I'm just letting you know, I'm back. Just like a rash, itchy and painful. So, I'm told. </STRONG>

"Don't you just hate an itch you can't scratch?"



I am already itching my head like a veritable laurel

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>I've met Random Shadow in person. In fact, I go visit her every chance I get, which isn't nearly often enough. </STRONG>

Yeah *sighs* I agree with you on that one...

I do know SS in real life though, and she's very crazy. Also very quiet, which was quite a shock to me.

Originally posted by Random Shadow:
<STRONG>Yeah *sighs* I agree with you on that one...

I do know SS in real life though, and she's very crazy. Also very quiet, which was quite a shock to me. </STRONG>

Welcome to the Forum Random Shadow.

[ 09-06-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Welcome to the Forum Malady. May I offer you a rose for your troubles? </STRONG>

Allergic, sorry.

Originally posted by Random Shadow:
<STRONG>Allergic, sorry. </STRONG>

Sorry, again.

[ 09-06-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

As long as your giving out roses, DP, maybe Random Shadow and I should invite our friend Panther to the board. Panther loves a fine dish of roses, especially with a side of fairies.

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>As long as your giving out roses, DP, maybe Random Shadow and I should invite our friend Panther to the board. Panther loves a fine dish of roses, especially with a side of fairies. </STRONG>

Aw sh!t, sorry Random. I need to think before posting. I'm leaving.

[ 09-06-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>
Aw sh!t, sorry Random. I need to think before posting. I'm leaving. </STRONG>

Don't go and say sorry until your throat gets sore. It's okay. Forget about it.

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Panther loves a fine dish of roses, especially with a side of fairies. </STRONG>

Oh gosh, don't get me started on Panther's eating habits. >_< Sore enough subject without mentioning it in public. Fairy Catsup, even. *shakes head* Crazy guy...

[ 09-06-2001: Message edited by: Random Shadow ]

Well i know Minerva in person. You see, i have been stalking her for the past few weeks...oh *******************, you read nothing. There was nothing here. Thorin did not post this.

Originally posted by Random Shadow:
<STRONG>Oh gosh, don't get me started on Panther's eating habits. >_< Sore enough subject without mentioning it in public. Fairy Catsup, even. *shakes head* Crazy guy...</STRONG>

Very crazy, which is why Panther would fit in so well here.