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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>19. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. </STRONG>

Hmmm, I must remember this one

I don't see why all of them are specifically limited to women

Thanks DP. I'd already heard a bunch of them, but figured a friend of mine in a crappy job would enjoy them, so off they went.

Anytime DW.

How about these?

Subject: Female responses

He said... Want a quickie?
She said...As opposed to what?
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He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
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He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the
money.
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He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said..."No problem, I'll get you some that is."
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She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
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He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you
in
the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
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Priest... "I don't think you will ever find another man like your late
husband."
She said...'Who's gonna look?'
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He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever
been mistaken for a man?
She said...No, have you?
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He said... Why do you women always try to impress us
with your looks, not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a
man is a moron than he is blind.
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He said... What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do,
leave the hallway light on.
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[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

LMAO