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As funny as it might sound,Xandax(the terrorist on the plane ) might be the one in trouble once the president unleashes his secret *weapon*

Where is the protagonist? Is he behind the oval office with Monica "No, honey, I wont light your cigar" Levinsky?

Is he in the basement with a detachment of pantless marines?

Is he in Airforce 1 with a bunch of Playboy bunnies?

Where is Le Grunt, president of the U.S. of A.???

@ Brink You could always advise Flagg to be a hero and try to singlehandedly save the pres

T'lainya-And how would I be able to convince him,o fair and lovely one??

Ubik-Good day,Uncle Ubik

[ 05-14-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

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Hi Ubik
@ Brink , you could always tell him the terrorist is being aided by a beautiful woman..he'd be begging you to go ..Then we'd have to find a new security chief though..hmm

T'lainya-Ah,I'll also tell him that Gruntie's having all those models to himself .Btw,getting a new security chief wouldn't be a problem ( I can dual as the security chief and the president's advisor if need be)

Heya miss-T, Brinky boy
how are ya?

And where is that piece of %@#$@^$#@@$, bleeding schweinhund Gruntboy? He is not attending to his own premiere?

Good Ubik, how 'bout you? I think Grunty's having a bad day at work

Darkpoet sits in his cell, thinking of a way to get out. When Helga, his jailer, whom Darkpoet suspects is really a man. Brings DP, his dinner. Darkpoet quickly grabs Helga, renders he/her/it uncousious. He quitely slips out of the prison, to a safe house. When he changes his identity, then gets on a plane to Key West...............

Originally posted by Ubik:
<STRONG>Heya miss-T, Brinky boy
how are ya?

And where is that piece of %@#$@^$#@@$, bleeding schweinhund Gruntboy? He is not attending to his own premiere? </STRONG>

Ubik you wanker, where have you been? You working to much or did the wife take over the computer, like mine did?

Ubik-Doing fine here

T'lainya-Of course,this will all be for naught if you still want to see GB as the president,o fair and lovely one (Chrissy gets elected if GB goes down,I believe )

Hmm How long can Air Force One stay in the air?

T'lainya-It could stay up there for a long while if someone casted timestop on it,o fair and lovely one

Well that;s an idea Don't all action movies have a form of timestop though? The hero can always shoot 20 of the bad guys before they know he's there and can react

Darkwanker, sonny, how are ya? Got rid of that applepie yet, or are still in a... ahem... affair with it?
Actually, I am pretty busy at work, but I am trying to spam a bit too.

Darkpoet lands in Key West, then takes a private plane to Washingto D.C. He then goes to another safe house, in which, Waverly, T'lainya's personal physician. Was being held hostage. Darkpoet switched his face with Waverly's, in which, Waverly took over Darkpoet identity. Everyone thought that Waverly was on a month long cruise.

Let me repeat an ealier question:

"How many are actually interested in getting the pres. back "

Or should I just go ahead and wack him now - let you all think that he is still alive, and promise that the pres. will be let go when I achive the freedom of Darkpoet

(He he he he - I love being evil )

"Well Mr. President - we have to do a minor operation - it's gonna hurt, so bite this bullet while we do it"
*BANG*
"Whops - I think he was allergic to the anaesthetic "

DP-I would not let the First Lady get kidnapped by the likes of you

T'lainya-That's quite true,o fair and lovely one (the hero always wins )

Originally posted by Ubik:
<STRONG>Darkwanker, sonny, how are ya? Got rid of that applepie yet, or are still in a... ahem... affair with it?
Actually, I am pretty busy at work, but I am trying to spam a bit too.</STRONG>

Applepie is all gone. I started to go blind so I had to stop. Nice to see ya around, hope things are going well.

Flagg briefs his generals on the crisis at hand,stressing on the fact that the president's very own life is at hand;

"Gentlemen,as you all know by now, the president's very own personal aircraft has been hijacked by a seemingly highly trained group of terrorists,presumably led by the notorious Xandax.........."

The briefing continues with Flagg giving out all the minor details from the name of the passengers on board right down to the colour of the shirt that the president was wearing

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Meanwhile,back in the plane,Xandax was beginning to grow restless over the telephone conversation between the president and Chrissy ;

"Are you done yet?I've got some demands to make "

Gruntboy covers the mouthpiece of the phone;

"Keep your pants on.It's not like I'm trying to escape or anything"

Xandax looks on with anger in his eyes ;

"Alright,you win this time.Go ahead and flirt with your vice-president,for it may be your last *snicker* "

Little did Xandax know, that those flirts contain hidden messages,used specifically for situations such as this..........