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Anyone care to fill me in on what's going on in MY establishment

don't worry ned, i've been keeping the place under control. I just want to tell you all that it's very distastefull of you to flame a guy when he's not here! you have to wait untill about 5 or 6 Pacific daylight time if you want a response to a flame. you can flame me anytime, but you probably won't get a response.

I heard about this bar, is it really true it's run by a weird okely dokely character who serves beer that tastes like Canadian rat pee, and constantly belittles the self esteem of the vulnerable people at SYM, is is true that instead of cheerful service we get surly service, is it true that by leaving a tip we get a slap, or that the patron is some science experiment gone wrong, is it all true?, why I have heard some stories about this place, why I almost feel like smiling, AN's lip crinkle upwards slightly, not quite a smile but not a frown, wonders if he could belittle AN's pit of abyss self esteem any further then it already has gone, nah he couldn't.

why don't you just read the thread instead of ask you lazy slob.

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
I heard about this bar, is it really true it's run by a weird okely dokely character who serves beer that tastes like Canadian rat pee, and constantly belittles the self esteem of the vulnerable people at SYM, is is true that instead of cheerful service we get surly service, is it true that by leaving a tip we get a slap, or that the patron is some science experiment gone wrong, is it all true?, why I have heard some stories about this place, why I almost feel like smiling, AN's lip crinkle upwards slightly, not quite a smile but not a frown, wonders if he could belittle AN's pit of abyss self esteem any further then it already has gone, nah he couldn't.

You forgot one thing. He fills his drinks with a funnel.

your mom drinks out of funnel.

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
I heard about this bar, is it really true it's run by a weird okely dokely character

True it's run by Ned Flanders

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
who serves beer that tastes like Canadian rat pee,

I believe the source is a closely guarded secret.

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
and constantly belittles the self esteem of the vulnerable people at SYM,

Does anyone at SYM have self esteem?

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
is is true that instead of cheerful service we get surly service,

Welcome to America!

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
is it true that by leaving a tip we get a slap,

I believe that's the Nude Bar.

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
or that the patron is some science experiment gone wrong,

Now this does fit.

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
is it all true?,

I believe some of it is a Urban Legend.

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
why I have heard some stories about this place,

America's Most Wanted, CIA, SYM Grapevine.

@AR,

If you're referring to my comments in my last post regarding beldin and eerhardt, believe me, they view it as a compliment.

@AN,

Enough with the questions and speculations. Before long, you'll be spouting about band camp and how that dreadful firkraag has no business on first chair of the xylophone. It's a bar, so belly up and order some drinks. What the locals and patrons think of you and how you're treated is up to them. If you feel you only worthy of a verbal drubbing, I'm sure that's what you'll receive. Given your self esteem, I'd recommend checking in to vegetable justice. Let Grunt get a hold of you with his tomato-rator. If things get really bad, perhaps you could bus tables for Bloodstalker.

@AR: Just for the record, constantly making "your mom" jokes is not the best way to get respect around here.

nobody respects me anyway, might as well be belligerant.

Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
nobody respects me anyway, might as well be belligerant.

You haven't given anybody the chance yet. Give it time, and learn about some other people here. It'll come then.

you're mom will come then (sorry about this one, i just couldn't resist)

Uh, how much time Aegis? I still haven't gotten the respect I feel I deserve.

A new bus boy? could be interesting....

*Gwally wonders why anyone would look for respect in an establishment entitled "Ned's Discriminatory Hall of Incessant Belittling"*

We take it where we can get it dude.

Gwally,

There you go thinking again. Are you thirsty or merely here to loiter. If the latter, I'm going to have to ask you proceed directly to vegetable justice. That will at least make your appearance practical. I'm certain BS can find someone to do the tomato throwing. I'd ask you to play pool but Thorin hasn't returned with a table yet. Due to tardiness, we'll probably revoke his playing privleges Either way, thank you for gracing us with your presence.

Erm, yes. I suppose that in the spirit of staying on-topic (in a bar thread) I could be persuaded to have a drink or three. I don't have a pool table with me, but I do have my old Carom (sp?) board. Will that do?

Tomatos are good for me. Perhaps we should use them to make a nice Gaspacho instead?

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** wakes up at the bottom a huge pint for the 5th time and climbs out to prepare a new line-up of Electric Shine Stingers and Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktails **
@Gwally and Ned:

Originally posted by Eerhardt
On a different note... there's also a pooltable inside the Rolling Thunder (TM)

No worries copyright@Beldin

Rolling Thunder (TM) - The Mobile Party Thread

**gets out of his bunk in Rolling Thunder (TM) takes a shower, dusts of the pool table, takes a gulp of E.S.S from the hottup and hops in his tomato-proof suit of armor +4 (+6 against tomatoes)**



G'day mates ! Howsa goin' ?

**takes two pints and starts to SLURR**

Eww, you're actually drinking from that hottub? Do you even know who's been in there? Or where they've been? I hope for your sake they showered before they got in...

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Don't worry, Ode, once we've fried the hottub with electricity, it's germ proof . Speaking of which... ** throws in the jumper cables and then dives in for a drink **