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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:19 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=dragon wench]OKay... if it is okay with everyone.. I would like to do the new categories, which were essentially nominations as a group.
Thoughts?

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I typically follow the general Awards Ceremony Rulebook in this case. Meaning that I'm not allowed to think and whine until it's over.
Unless...
I get an itch to that won't go away. I don't think that counts for thinking and I've already whined, so I'm good.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:20 pm
by Magrus
Bah, no complaining Rav. I got the Moe statue.
Oooh, new categories! Gimme gimme pervy award!
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:20 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=fable]Well, she lives in Vancouver. She needs excitement in her life.

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Since when was England more exciting than Vancouver?

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:20 pm
by ch85us2001
So, have I swept all categories or what????
Including smugness of the year???????????????

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:20 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]
I get an itch to that won't go away. I don't think that counts for thinking and I've already whined, so I'm good.

[/QUOTE]
You've been to that little Mexican bordello as well I see.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:21 pm
by TonyMontana1638
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:21 pm
by fable
[QUOTE=Ravager]Since when was England more exciting than Vancouver?

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You're next door to Ireland. She's next door to...Seattle. Do the math.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:21 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You've been to that little Mexican bordello as well I see.

[/QUOTE]
Naughty drippy Mexicans I take it?
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:22 pm
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Ravager]Since when was England more exciting than Vancouver?

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Don't worry Rav, excitement is more boring than you'd think.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:23 pm
by Ravager
Ha. Sounds about right.
[QUOTE=fable]You're next door to Ireland. She's next door to...Seattle. Do the math.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't mean I'll ever visit Ireland...
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:23 pm
by Hill-Shatar
Bloodstalker wrote:You've been to that little Mexican bordello as well I see.
I wondered who's trailer that was parked right outside the front door... say 'Hi' to them from me, will you?
You're next door to Ireland. She's next door to...Seattle. Do the math.
Drunk, fat, balding, loud Irish-men who are not a bit loyal, or a series of hot men willing to go either way? Hmmm...
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:24 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=Magrus]Naughty drippy Mexicans I take it?[/QUOTE]
Well, you'll take something back with you is you ever visit. They're very hospitable about leaving guests with lifetime momentos. Like one of those tourist T shirts only more organic.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:26 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Well, you'll take something back with you is you ever visit. They're very hospitable about leaving guests with lifetime momentos. Like one of those tourist T shirts only more organic.[/QUOTE]
*nods* I've got the best of both worlds, the naughty t-shirts. :laugh:
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:26 pm
by fable
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Drunk, fat, balding, loud Irish-men who are not a bit loyal, or a series of hot men willing to go either way? Hmmm...[/QUOTE]
Hey, my brother-in-law's not balding!

And I have it on good authority that there are at least 10 straight men in Seattle. Tourists count, don't they?
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:27 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=fable]Hey, my brother-in-law's not balding!

And I have it on good authority that there are at least 10 straight men in Seattle. Tourists count, don't they?[/QUOTE]
I'm part-Irish, and I'm not old enough to tell yet.
Well, gay men get to experiment too, you know.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:27 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=fable]Hey, my brother-in-law's not balding!

And I have it on good authority that there are at least 10 straight men in Seattle. Tourists count, don't they?[/QUOTE]
it depends on what area they happen to be from and the quality of the education system back home.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:28 pm
by Ravager
Tourists in Seattle?

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:29 pm
by dragon wench
As today's ceremony begins to draw to a close...
I'd like to thank you all for attending... and
making it the fun event that it has been....
I've had a blast, and I couldn't have done it without all of you...
So here they are...
the final Awards....
Lurker of the Year: Lestat
Spammer of the Year: Ravager
SYM Trollop: CM, OS, Juni, DW
Jackass of the Year : Phreddie
Most Perverted Member: Hill-Shatar, Lestat
Member who posts the Best Innuendos: Lestat
SYM President: Xandax
*claps and sniffles a bit*
*gives everyone....
tickets to....
the next space shuttle bound for a remote outer galaxy...
Because where most of these awards are concerned the planet will be much better off if the recipients are far away*
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:30 pm
by fable
Bloodstalker wrote:it depends on what area they happen to be from and the quality of the education system back home.
Ah, the old ones are the best, aren't they?

We must remember to do the Carnegie Hall joke here, sometime.
Tourists in Seattle?
Yes, and straight ones, too. They let a select few in every year to make the gays feel more secure.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:30 pm
by Athena
Horray!
We get to dress up?!
http://www.billlevkoff.com/collections/ ... color_1=17
(It's either this or a toga!)
Bartender, Tequilla Sunrise!