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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:19 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=dragon wench]OKay... if it is okay with everyone.. I would like to do the new categories, which were essentially nominations as a group.

Thoughts? ;) [/QUOTE]

I typically follow the general Awards Ceremony Rulebook in this case. Meaning that I'm not allowed to think and whine until it's over.

Unless...

I get an itch to that won't go away. I don't think that counts for thinking and I've already whined, so I'm good. :D

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:20 pm
by Magrus
Bah, no complaining Rav. I got the Moe statue. :p

Oooh, new categories! Gimme gimme pervy award!

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:20 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=fable]Well, she lives in Vancouver. She needs excitement in her life. ;) [/QUOTE]

Since when was England more exciting than Vancouver? :confused: :D ;)

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:20 pm
by ch85us2001
So, have I swept all categories or what????

Including smugness of the year??????????????? :D :D :D

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:20 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]

I get an itch to that won't go away. I don't think that counts for thinking and I've already whined, so I'm good. :D [/QUOTE]

You've been to that little Mexican bordello as well I see. :eek:

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:21 pm
by TonyMontana1638
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]So, have I swept all categories or what????

Including smugness of the year??????????????? :D :D :D [/QUOTE]

Hey chus! :D The SF won!!!!! :D :D :D :D

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:21 pm
by fable
[QUOTE=Ravager]Since when was England more exciting than Vancouver? :confused: :D ;) [/QUOTE]

You're next door to Ireland. She's next door to...Seattle. Do the math.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:21 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You've been to that little Mexican bordello as well I see. :eek: [/QUOTE]

Naughty drippy Mexicans I take it?

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:22 pm
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Ravager]Since when was England more exciting than Vancouver? :confused: :D ;) [/QUOTE]
Don't worry Rav, excitement is more boring than you'd think. ;)

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:23 pm
by Ravager
Ha. Sounds about right. :D

[QUOTE=fable]You're next door to Ireland. She's next door to...Seattle. Do the math.[/QUOTE]

That doesn't mean I'll ever visit Ireland...

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:23 pm
by Hill-Shatar
Bloodstalker wrote:You've been to that little Mexican bordello as well I see. :eek:
I wondered who's trailer that was parked right outside the front door... say 'Hi' to them from me, will you? :D
You're next door to Ireland. She's next door to...Seattle. Do the math.
Drunk, fat, balding, loud Irish-men who are not a bit loyal, or a series of hot men willing to go either way? Hmmm...

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:24 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=Magrus]Naughty drippy Mexicans I take it?[/QUOTE]

Well, you'll take something back with you is you ever visit. They're very hospitable about leaving guests with lifetime momentos. Like one of those tourist T shirts only more organic.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:26 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Well, you'll take something back with you is you ever visit. They're very hospitable about leaving guests with lifetime momentos. Like one of those tourist T shirts only more organic.[/QUOTE]

*nods* I've got the best of both worlds, the naughty t-shirts. :laugh:

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:26 pm
by fable
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Drunk, fat, balding, loud Irish-men who are not a bit loyal, or a series of hot men willing to go either way? Hmmm...[/QUOTE]

Hey, my brother-in-law's not balding! :rolleyes: And I have it on good authority that there are at least 10 straight men in Seattle. Tourists count, don't they?

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:27 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=fable]Hey, my brother-in-law's not balding! :rolleyes: And I have it on good authority that there are at least 10 straight men in Seattle. Tourists count, don't they?[/QUOTE]

I'm part-Irish, and I'm not old enough to tell yet. ;)

Well, gay men get to experiment too, you know. :D

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:27 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=fable]Hey, my brother-in-law's not balding! :rolleyes: And I have it on good authority that there are at least 10 straight men in Seattle. Tourists count, don't they?[/QUOTE]

it depends on what area they happen to be from and the quality of the education system back home. :p

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:28 pm
by Ravager
Tourists in Seattle? :confused:

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:29 pm
by dragon wench
As today's ceremony begins to draw to a close...


I'd like to thank you all for attending... and

making it the fun event that it has been....

I've had a blast, and I couldn't have done it without all of you...


So here they are...


the final Awards....



Lurker of the Year: Lestat

Spammer of the Year: Ravager

SYM Trollop: CM, OS, Juni, DW

Jackass of the Year : Phreddie

Most Perverted Member: Hill-Shatar, Lestat

Member who posts the Best Innuendos: Lestat

SYM President: Xandax

*claps and sniffles a bit*

*gives everyone....

tickets to....

the next space shuttle bound for a remote outer galaxy...

Because where most of these awards are concerned the planet will be much better off if the recipients are far away* :D

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:30 pm
by fable
Bloodstalker wrote:it depends on what area they happen to be from and the quality of the education system back home. :p
Ah, the old ones are the best, aren't they? :D We must remember to do the Carnegie Hall joke here, sometime.
Tourists in Seattle?
:confused:

Yes, and straight ones, too. They let a select few in every year to make the gays feel more secure.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:30 pm
by Athena
Horray!
We get to dress up?! :D http://www.billlevkoff.com/collections/ ... color_1=17
(It's either this or a toga!)
Bartender, Tequilla Sunrise!